"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing." ~Mignon McLaughlin~

"Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable." ~Henry Ward Beecher~

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania." ~Dorothy Parker~

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." ~Benjamin Franklin~

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." ~Unknown~

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." ~Henny Youngman~

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~Robert Frost~

"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all." ~Samuel Butler~

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ~H.L. Mencken~

"Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean and brave, And miles around the wonder grew How well did I behave. And now the fancy passes by, And nothing will remain, And miles around they'll say that I Am quite myself again." ~A. E. Housman~

"Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." ~George Bernard Shaw~

"Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.'" ~Erich Fromm~

"Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to." ~Unknown~

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." ~Erich Segal~

"There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside." ~Unknown~

"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." ~Unknown~

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath At night, the ice weasels come." ~Matt Groening~

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." ~Rita Rudner~

"May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don't love you, may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming." ~Irish Blessing~

"What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things." ~Unknown~

"That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love." ~William Wordsworth~

"Leia: I love you." "Han: I know." ~Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back~

"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it." ~Maurice Chevalier~

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." ~Peter Ustinov~

"We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh." ~Agnes Repplier~

"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one." ~Groucho Marx~

"SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary." ~Joe Bob Briggs~

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