WELL, WELL, WELL! IF IT ISN'T THE PERSON WHO IS LOSING THE RACE AGAINST DORKS! YOU WERE ONCE NORMAL, BUT YOU BECAME WHAT YOU DESPISE! LOOK AT YOU! SITTING ON THE COUCH EATING PRINGLES PAST THERE EXPIRATION DATE WHILE WATCHING LETRERMAN AT 11:30, SLEEPING IN 'TILL DINNER! SHAME, SHAME! THIS IS NO WAY TO LIVE! MOST PITIFUL PLACE! ding!