2. I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
3. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
4. I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
5. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
6. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
7. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in US history.
8. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.
9. I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.
10. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.
11. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in US history.
12. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
12-month period.
13. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions
than any president in U.S. history.
14. I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.
15. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any other US president in history.
16. I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
17. I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
18. 15 million simultaneously took to the streets to protest me.
19. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
20. I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
21. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.
history (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her).
22. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
24. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
25. Military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against
the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
26. I have created the largest governmental department bureaucracy
in the history of the United States, called the "Department of Homeland
Security.”
27. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history
28. I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
29. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
30. I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
31. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from
the World Court of Law.
32. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war
and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
33. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
Election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
34. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
35. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one
of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
36. I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
37. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack.
38. I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
39. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than
a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
40. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
41. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
42. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
43. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans
than any other president in U.S. history.
44. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and
in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
45. I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
47. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
48. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
49. All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
50. All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
51. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
for public review.
All of this is verifiable fact. Some facts that are irrelavant have been removed.