The Guys

#1. Forsyth P. "Jughead" Jones (The Archies)
Juggie is simply precious, and he'd hate it if I told him so. Believe it or not, though, this cutie doesn't hate women, and he's not gay either (as I once thought). The poor boy's just been hurt. Now he's wary about girls in general, and it takes a lot for him to truly fall in love. I like to think I'm the right sort of gal for him. Anyway, he's certainly the right sort of guy for me. Laid back, unique, not to mention he's a great cook. Of course he'd probably end up eating most of what he made for me, but I can live with that.;)

#3. Chamber a.k.a. Jonathon Evan "Jono" Starsmore
(Generation X, Uncanny X-Men)
I have always REALLY liked Chamber! I don't often go for that troubled brooding type, but Chamber there is just something about! One thing, maybe it's just me, but I've noticed a lot of guys aren't too fond of him. However it's totally opposite with girls! Anyway, it's weird but I actually like him better where the psyonic blast has already blown out the lower half of his face! I don't mean to suggest that had this never happened I would want it to, but since it did, and that's the way he is now...Oh and I just love his beautiful big brown eyes!

#4. Nightcrawler (Ultimate X-Men)
Okay this is Really not my Nighty! Even his personallity is different! However he still really has that soft heart. He is Still Nighty, and yeah I know this particular incarnation of him is only fourteen, but as my friend silver_frosted_roze has said:
"How many fourteen year old guys are that sculpted!!!";)

#5. Bobby Drake a.k.a. Iceman
(Uncanny X-Men)
Bobby is sooo cute! Not to mention sweet, and I love his adorable little nose (usually I don't like that sort of thing but he is a definite exception)!

#6. Norman Drabble (Drabble)
I really go for that dim but loveable type! Poor Norm tries so hard to impress Wendy, but she won't have it! If he was my boyfriend, I certainly wouldn't mind him telling me how he had a wastebasket stuck to his head for an entire hour, but then maybe I'm just patient...

#7. Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)
Hobbes is such a sweetie!
He's totally huggable and loves to give smooches!^_^

#8. Rob Wilco (Get Fuzzy)
I love his face in this pic lol! Rob is such a cutie! He definitely puts up with a lot from Satchel and Bucky (well mostly Bucky)!

#9. Michael Patterson (For Better Or For Worse)
Mike has certainly done a lot of growing up! I remeber when he was just a bratty little kid. Now he's married to a girl he used to tease and they have a baby!:D I definitely like Michael more now that he's matured some. He's an excellent husband and father.:)

#10. Mark (Mike's Left Hand series from Sexy Losers)
First let me say that Sexy Losers is about as X-rated as you're going to get. Do NOT read this comic if you suffer from neck, back, eye, or *hand* injuries, or if you experience either of the following:
prudeness, born again christianity, inability to see the hillarity in incest and necrophilia. I Love Sexy Losers!;D Now that that's out of the way; Poor poor Mark! His roomie is a habitual wanker and it's driving him batty! Hey Mark, how about being my roommate instead!;)

#11. Gambit a.k.a. Remy LeBeau (X-Men)
Well whataya know we got another theiving con man sort here (see also Tulio and Top Cat in animated harem)!;) Anyhoo, you gotta admit this cajun cutie is a charmer. He's got a wonderful accent, cool eyes, and he really likes to blow stuff up!B)

#12. Lizard (Cheech Wizard)
Cheech Wizard is a comic about a wize and benevelent wizard with a really big hat! Created by Vaughn Bode` in 1967, it's X-rated (though mild by today's standards) and terribly un pc. It's also delightful and I urge anyone who doesn't have a stick up their butt to check it out. In fact you should check it out even if you do suffer from that particular malady, as it might dislodge the stick! Anyway, The Lizard is the assistant to Cheech Wizard: The "all powerful" Cartoon Messiah. There was probably more than one but they all had the same basic personality. Totally clueless when it comes to sex and always chastising the hat as to why he never did any real magick, which would ultimately result in the poor lizard getting kicked where it counts! The Lizard was also constantly trying to get the better of Cheech, which was almost never sucessful. In my fave strip he in fact does get the upper hand, though the Wizard doesn't realize it!;P

#13. Touro (The Seduction of Madame X series from Sexy Losers)
I feel So sorry for Touro!
Madame X just won't give him a break, and he's so hot (and not a bad guy either)!
What is she crazy?!

#14. Baldo
Okay I think I like too many underage cartoons!:P Lol! Oh well! I mean it's not like I'd go for them if they were flesh and blood. Actually the funny thing is that in "real life" I tend to go for older guys! Anyhoo... Baldo is such a cutie! He knows how to take it easy, and I just love when he tried to impress the prettiest girl in school by driving an imaginary car lol!

#15. Kenta Shibata (Kenta's Horny Mom series from Sexy Losers)
This is the only pic I could find where you can see his eyes. If you can't tell why he's sideways, it's because he's lying in bed. Okay, anyhoo, Kenta is very, um, let's just say I don't blame his mom!;)Still talk about a dysfunctional family! Poor boy.
He is completely beyond therapy!

#16. Jeremy (Zits)
Okay here is another cutie (and a youngun as well:P) who would be treated quite differently if I was his girl! It's so sweet how much he cares about Sara too, and she doesn't give more than a flip about him!

#17. Amos (9 Chickweed Lane)
I think he's supposed to be like seventeen but he seems younger. I like him anyway! He's so adorably insecure around Edda (not to mention her mom Juliette)! He really wants to impress but is rather overwhelmed! At any rate, Amos is another example of a guy who would definitely be treated differently if I was the girl in his life!
#18. Shiunji Watanabe
(Shiunji and the Suicide Girl series from Sexy Losers)
Yes! Another S/L guy! What can I say? They are fine!
Shiunji here almost makes me wish I was dead!;)

#19. Northstar a.k.a. Jean-Paul Beaubier (Uncanny X-Men)
Northie's on the left incidentally... Of all the pics I've seen of Northstar, there are a number much clearer than this, but not NEARLY as entertaining!>:D Anyhoo, okay yeah so he's gay! It's like the younguns. I can at least look can't I?;)

#20. Zombie Kid
He's veggie! He's a zombie but he's good. He lives in Freak Town and fights bad guys and draws comics. He has a cute smile!:D

#21. Shiunji's father
(Shiunji and the Suicide Girl series from Sexy Losers)
It seems Shiuns unusual fetish runs in the family, and evidently so do looks! One thing does puzzle me: How on earth Shiunji managed to get born in the first place!;P

#22. Mimic a.k.a. Calvin Rankin (eXiles)
Mimic is astoundingly noble! He really is just not Brotherhood material!
I do like his looks better before he lost the wings.
I MISS THOSE WINGS!

#23. Hiroshi (various Sexy Losers strips)
The last S/L guy in my harem! I was really debating whether to add Hiroshi because well to be honest he's a bit of a jerk. I really think he means well though, and um, well he's really hot!:P

The Ladies

#1. Veronica Lodge (The Archies)
I've always liked Veronica better than Betty "but why?" you may ask. Well, believe it or not, I feel sorry for her for one thing. She's really not such a bad person, but I think she feels like because of her status, she has to act more stuckup than she really is, and like she doesn't really care about people, but it's clear she does, and, for the most part, I'm not much for the total goody two shoes type.:p

#2. Shadowcat a.ka. Katherine "Kitty" Pryde
(X-Men, Excalibur)
She has a wonderful sense of fun, but she's not irritating or anything like that. She's just extremely cool and that's about it!;)


#3. Nocturne a.k.a. Talia Josephine "T.J." Wagner (eXiles)
I may not have a thing for her dad anymore, but I still think T.J. is way awesome (not to mention quite hot).

#4. Blink a.k.a. Clarice Ferguson (eXiles)
I actually like Clarice just about as much as T.J. She's extremely cool and has a really level and optimistic personality, especially considering all the crud she's been through!

#5. Tomoe (Shiunji and the Suicide Girl series from Sexy Losers)
I feel so bad for Tomoe! She's got the hots for Shiun but he won't give her the time of day as long as she's breathing!;P She'll do just about anything to get his attention, except kill herself, so unless she's involved in some sort of fatal accident, I'm afraid this just isn't going to work out!:/ Pity too because they really do make a cute couple!:D

#6. Yuko Yishida (Shiunji and the Suicide Girl series from Sexy Losers)
The Suicide Girl! Yuko's really had it tough! First she acidentally shoots herself dead with the pistol she planned to use on Shiunji if he bothered her while she attempted suicide by jumping off a bridge (irony at its best!;P Anyhoo think hairdryer urban legend. Incidentally, there are at least three U/L in various strips of the comic, possibly more). She then becomes his unwitting girlfriend, her head falls off and has to be wired back together, and I'm not even going to mention the esophagus incident!*.O Finally she's brought back to life by the Dutch wife fairy (Don't ask), and seeking revenge on Shiun, ends up shooting her eye out making sure the gun is nice and clean!:P This girl really needs a break (and now that I've read this again I think perhaps a few more brain cells wouldn't hurt either..)!

#7. Elisabeth Patterson (For Better Or For Worse)
Sorry this pic is so small. It's the only one I could find! Anyway, I think Liz has always been my fave FBOFW character. I've always been able to relate to her. Even like in the Christmas special some years back when she was only seven. The bunny she loses was just like one I used to have, and a somewhat similar incident actually happened with it! I totally feel like I'd get along with Elisabeth really well!:)

#8. The Moral Limits Of Love girl
(from the Sexy Losers strip of the same name)
It seems the girls of S/L are about as enjoyable as the guys!;D Anyway, though the mlol girl is only in one strip (which I can't think of how to mention in a PG way), I just had to add her. She's just too cute not to be in the harem!

#9. Wendy (Drabble)
Yeah I know I said Wendy is mean to Norm, and she is, but she's still really cool as well! I get a kick out of all the exscuses she comes up with to avoid a date with him, and what she thinks about when her exscuses don't work!

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