| THE WISE WORDS OF ME! |
| ~ MONKEYS EAT APPLES ~ DON'T EAT SNOW OF ANY COLOUR ~ NEVER LISTEN TO FISH ~ DO NOT DESTURB THE WATER( IT MAY BE A QUOTE BUT ITS TRUE, I DID IT ONCE AND IT IMMEDIATELY STARTED TO RAIN.... COINSIDENCE I THINK NOT!) ~ NEVER TOP AND TAIL WITH JULIE( SHE TRIES TO KILL YOU!) ~ DON'T EAT SPROUTS THEY'RE EVIL POINTLESS AND THEY SERVE NO PERPOSE EXCEPT BEING EWY BUT THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE WRONG IF THERE WERE NO SPROUTS SO CONTINUE TO PRODUCE THEM, AND EAT 1 PER YEAR! ~NEVER MESS WITH THE FORCES OF JINXING, TRUST ME! ~ EAT LOTS OF CHEESE! ~ WATCH READ BECOME ADDICTED TO LORD OF THE RINGS ~ USE THE FORCE ~ NEVER TRUST A PERSON IF THEY SAY (YOUR NAME) I AM YOUR FATHER ~ NEVER DRINK SALTY WATER! ~ EAT AN ORANGE A DAY!MMMM! ~ DON'T ALWAYS TRUST SANTA.....HE FAKES HIS OWN DEATH, HE'S DECIEVING. ~ NEVER CHALLENGE LEE TO A LORD OF THE RINGS QUOTING MATCH....HE'S TOO GOOD! |