BROOKLYN!!!
In case you didn't know why Brooklyn's the best place in the world, here's a few reasons...
We have Junior's, home of the best cheesecake known to man
We had the Dodgers when they didn't suck
We have THE bridge
Other great things about Brooklyn:

--The Brooklyn accent
--Without our mafia, shows like "The Sopranos" wouldn't exist
--It's where Nathan's hot dogs came from...
--It's the setting for
Brighton Beach Memoirs
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Unlike Manhattan and The Bronx, we actually have beaches
--Our museum is interesting enough to spark controversy
--We're just cool :)