Quotes
		Little Pig: Gee, you're the biggest cow I've ever seen! Maggie: Well, if you run the place I'll take that as a compliment. Little Pig: Uh... Maggie: If not, I'm gonna have to sit on you. Little Pig: MOM! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maggie: Yeah, they're real, quit staring! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Willie Brother #1: Maybe they jus' didn't like yer singin'? Alameda Slim: [anger steadily rising] Singin'? BIRDS sing. SALOON GIRLS sing. LITTLE SNOT-NOSED CHILDREN sing. I YODEL, AND YODELIN'... IS... AN ART! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maggie: [watching Buck the horse run past them] Well, if it isn't Buck, The Stallion of the Cim-MORON. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Willie Brother #2: Maybe she wasn't an art lover... Willie Brother #3: PHILISTINE!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maggie: [to Buck] Well, if it isn't the Phony Express. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grace: [singing badly off key] She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes/she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes... Maggie: [cringing] She'd better get around that mountain fast, 'cause I can't take it much longer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rico: Mother of mercy! Is this the end of Rico? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Calloway: Don't they have sarcasm where you're from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maggie: What is this, the frozen food section? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grace: [to a bull] Let me guess, you're a Taurus? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Calloway: Ladies, be careful. The male of the species can be very aggressive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alameda Slim: Call me crazy, but I think these cows got it in for me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeb: Now we all get eaten. Audrey: Oh, but who would eat a chicken? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Buck: Hey! Jump back, kiss myself! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maggie: Last one sleeps standing up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maggie: You go, cow girl! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Buck: Say, girls... got milk? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Audrey: You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Calloway: Maggie, may I be frank? Maggie: Only if you let me wear the hat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grace: This is an organic problem, and it requires a holistic solution. Jeb: You don't get this whole farm thing, do you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Buck: It's hero time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alameda Slim: IT AIN'T OVER TIL THE FAT MAN SINGS!