(You Ain't) Home on the Range
	Out in the land where the men are tough as cactus Out in the land where the wild, wild west was won Out in the land of the desperado If yer as soft as an avocado YEE-HAW!  Yer guacamole, son! Home, Home, This ain't it, pal! Home, Home, Home on the Range! Home, Home, Better go git, pal! You aint Home on the Range! Out in the land where the weak are target practice (Home, Home, Home on the Range.) Out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek. (Home, Home, Home on the Range.) Out where the bad are a whole lot badder If yer the type with a nervous bladder YIP! YOW! Yer saddle's gonna reek! Cause you aint home on the range, Cowboy- Yer really up the creek! Home, Home, Home on the Range. Home, Home, Home on the Range. Home, Home, Home on the Range. Home, Home, Home on the Range.