Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo
Performed by Randy Quaid Chorus Yodeling by Randy Erwin Kerry Christenson Willie Brothers David Burnham Jason Graae Gregory Jbara
Now listen up! There are crooks in this here West Who have claimed to be the best, And they think they wrote the book on how to rustle. Heh heh... Well, as good as they may be, Not a one's as good as me! An' I barely have to move a single muscle! They call me mean, boys- Depraved and nasty too. And they ain't seen, boys, The cruelest thing I do: You-see-I... Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle! The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised! Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle! Why, looky how them cows git hypnotized! He don't prod! He don't yell! Still he drives them doggies well! Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL! Yes, if yer lookin' from a bovine point of view! I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle Yodel-adle-eedle-idle Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! Here we go, boys!  Five thousand cattle in the side pocket! (tune to William Tell) Yodel-un-delly-delly-un-dun Do-do-dun-dayee-ledle-un-dun-dun Don-delly-ledle-ledie-un-dun Dodle-lei-ling-deedle-eedle-oh-ha-ho! (tune to Yankee Doodle) Yodel-adle-adle-adle-oh Daddle-adle-ahom-bo-day Yodel-yadel-ya-did-day-ya-did-day Ohl-dee-dee-dee-oh-doh! (tune to Ode to Joy) Lah-dah-lah-lah-lee-lah-lah-lah Dodle-odle-oh-leen-nee Hadle-ledle-ledle-ledle-ledle-ledle Ohh-ledle-adle-loodle-doo! Dodle-adile-a-lilah-a-lilaha-wooooh! Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle! A sound them cattle truly take to heart! Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle! An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art! *smack!* He don't rope! Not a chance! He just puts 'em in a trance! He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants! Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo! Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle Dodle-adle-eedle-idle I got cattle out the ol' wazoo! Heh heh! 'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!