This is where I talk and you listen...

I have decided that I need more minions.
And I have decided that you should be one...


FAQ:

Why should I be your minion?
The proper question is why shouldn't you be my minion. I am me. I deserve minions. You are you. You deserve to be a minion. We were made for each other darling, just give in already.

To become my minion you must: (Oh, and by the way this list is subject to change depending on my mood and/or flights of fancy. Actually, everything is subject to change depending on my mood and/or flights of fancy.)

Revel in the joys of:
Going barefoot
Thunderstorms
The Muppets
Fine wine
Fabulous Food
Good men
Great music
Lazy days
Tiaras		 Laughing out loud
Up all nights
Sunrises
Sunsets
Occasional inappropriateness
Questioning everything
Faith in everything
Paradox
The Chaos Theory
Running amok when all else fails

That is pretty much it. You can have minions of your own if you like. I am not adverse to being The Mary Kay of minionhood. Just don't expect those sing-a-long meetings or free samples. I don't do free samples.

What do you get for being a minion?
Nothing. Being a minion is not about getting or receiving. It is about simply being. I will answer questions, resolve disputes, or offer advice if I deem you worthy. Oh, and I won't force you to work in the tiara factory or massage my feet or anything when I take over the world (though it would be nice if you offered). That is it. Except for these cute little buttons for your web page (get the code at the bottom of the page). Sat it loud, Say it proud. I am a minion!


I want to be your minion but don't revel in the joys of... one the listed requirements.
Yeah, I don't really care. I am not really that interested, just don't piss on my parade. I smoke. I don't expect you to but don't tell me I am killing myself or going to hell and I won't decree that hating the Muppets is punishable by death in my little kingdom. Ok? Ok.
What do I have to do as your minion?
Love me unconditionally. And support my bid for total world domination when the time comes. That is about it. See how easy it is to be a minion.

You keep mentioning taking over the world, what is that about exactly?
First, shhhhh... that is a secret. Second, it is none of your damn business. Third, nosy minions are dead minions. Need I say more?

What is a minion exactly?
min·ion noun
1.) An obsequious follower or dependent; a sycophant.
2.) A subordinate official.
3.) One who is highly esteemed or favored; a darling.
[French mignon, darling, from Old French mignot, mignon]


Here is the code for the first button:
<A HREF="http://www.oocities.org/littlezentrixie/minions.html"><IMG src="//publish.hometown.aol.com/littlezenchaos/images/minion2.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="0""></A>

And here is the code for the second button:

<A HREF="http://www.oocities.org/littlezentrixie/minions.html"><IMG src="//publish.hometown.aol.com/littlezenchaos/images/serf.jpg" width="137" height="98" alt="" border="0""></A>


Sincerely and Royally yours,
Queen Trixie

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