ERIC STOLTZ in
        
"PULP FICTION" as Lance
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Lance's Drug Deal Monologue
(was deleted from film, yet added on collector's edtion DVD. woo)


"Yeah, it's like last week I had to go down to Panorama City.  Now when I go to Panorama City I might as well be going to fucking Nebraska, I just never go down there.  Anyway, last week I gotta go down there.  So I go down there.  And guess what? I got lost. 
Now, you remember about hundred years ago when you used to get lost , you could pull into a gas station and ask the guy for directions? Well stupid me-- ooh-- I'm suffering from the delusion that you can still do that.  So I pull in this gas station and ask the guy directions and he gives them to me.  But there's something kind of funny about them, you know, I mean I don't think too much about it maybe the guy's just just funny.  I don't know, but I notice them. 

So I drive off.  I got so fucking lost.  And the one thing that I can figure is this dick bait at the gas station gave me the wrong directions on purpose. What a fucker! A fellow American comes to you asking for help and you fuck him up. I mean what kind of world do we live in when people give people wrong directions, on purpose."
Lance: Are you calling me on a cell phone? I don't
know you. Prank caller, prank caller
Lance: You're going to give her an injection of
adrenaline directly to her heart.

Vincent: Then what happens?

Lance: I'm curious about that myself.