1/02/01: 3 AM and Bummed
You know when it's 3 am, and you're bummed, and you've called anyone you think would be awake already, and you don't want to watch tv because that's too easy to see through, and you can't believe the crap that went on that day, and you can't believe that the cat was playing with a condom in the hallway, and you have, as Douglas Adams says, taken all the showers one can usefully take in one day?
Sure you do.
Then it's time to find something to cheer you up.
I give you my new favorite pages from the Brunching Shuttlecocks. These are the ones that actually made me laugh out loud. So enjoy them.
The least valid poll in the world.
I'm going to be okay. I just need time to synthesize all this information in such a way that I won't hate every man who lives, just because the last four I've been involved with to some degree, minor or major, have all turned out to be raging assholes. Well one was okay. Four out of five.