7/12/02: And Then She Flew Out the Window

Over wine at Jenny's mother's house, Kelly told us this story.

"When my friend Beth was three years old, her mother bought her this, like, bonnet, with ribbons, and a big bow? And her grandmother died right around the same time. So Beth was up in her room this one time and then she came downstairs and her bonnet was on, with the ribbons tied in a perfect bow. And her mom said, 'Who tied your bow?' Because, like, Beth was only three, she couldn't tie a bow. And Beth said, 'Grandma did. And then she flew out the window.' " Creepy, huh?