10/21/00: Things I Can Do

I can do all sorts of things. I can:

  • solve logic problems
  • iron a button up shirt
  • plunge a toilet
  • explain the significance of Jane Eyre
  • apply eyeshadow in three shades, artfully
  • charm cats
  • smile confidently
  • speak Spanish
  • find things on the internet
  • fix chicken marsala and eggplant parmesan from scratch
  • roll my tongue
  • do 10 girly push-ups
  • hear things from far away
  • write in Japanese and Greek
  • smile when I'm sad
  • walk in heels
  • solve quadratic equations
  • charm children
  • write poetry
  • eat with chopsticks
  • play chopsticks on the piano and the guitar
  • charm strangers
  • sing in a bunch of languages
  • know when not to hear things at all
  • assemble furniture
  • create life
  • run quickly in short bursts
  • get into bars for free
  • explain photosynthesis
  • smile when I'm scared
  • run in heels
  • order the perfect sandwich
  • look straight ahead
  • remember phone numbers
  • curse in a bunch of languages
  • run very quickly
  • look straight ahead
  • run very quickly

    back to musings

    more angst for your angst center to enjoy*

    *are you confused as to why I consider this an angsty musing? a lot of people seem to miss the gist of this one. try reading it again. Maybe you'll get it this time.