Archive by Date.
7/16/01: The Musings I Haven't Written. Not an apology, or even really an explanation. More of a lament.
6/12/01: On the Subject of Revenge. Loretta temporarily ceases her ceaseless navel gazing.
6/10/01: They Woke Me Up. A random little string of words that sounds pretty, and a minor rant on the string of moronic wrong numbers I get all the friggin' time.
6/03/01: Chris Martin and His Shirt. Coldplay is good. We saw them in Philly and it was a good time. Yum.
5/25/01: It Was There. I am always a lady. Especially when I have a bad cold. Mentions the Prodigals in an offhand way.
5/23/01: My First Love. The story all of you are dying to hear.
5/11/01: I am Captain Jean Luc Picard! Well, I'm not. But Patrick Stuart is. He's also Professor Xavier! He so is. But somehow, I don't think he was in a wheel chair when this story took place....
5/3/01: Regression. I'm also starting to write in run-on sentances, as I used to be wont to do. And deliberately using inkhorn, sesquipedelian circumlocutions just to piss people off. What can I say, it's my bailiwick.
5/02/01: Badly Drawn Boy: The Recovery On the day after a concert, and how music messes with me. The same thing happened after I saw Coldplay. I moped for days.
4/26/01: Here. In my head. I don't know why I'm telling you this.
4/19/01: My Song. I've been doing my musings in musical form lately. To myself.
4/3/01: A Villanelle with the repeating line, "I've been known to sometimes like a face."
4/1/01: Two Tales from the Bar Circuit These are two stories I heard while out with friends at bars, and I think they are amusing.
3/7/01: Furtive Spaghetti-os Because you don't know how much you love solid food. Trust me.
3/1/01: A New Goal In Which I explain a little bit about the A.T. and why I want to hike it.
2/21/01: Weekend Postcript: New Jersey Turnpike, Doing 75 (II) What you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful. Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
2/20/01: Weekend #3: Denny's, Almost Noon The horrifying, violent circle of life is everywhere. Even Denny's.
2/19/01: Weekend #2: Maddie's, Almost Midnight Loretta flirts outrageously with a cute guitar player! for um a change.
2/18/01: Weekend #1: New Jersey Turnpike, Doing 75 Thrill as Loretta and Jenny almost die! -- first of my three stories about my weekend in Pennyslania with Jenny.
2/13/01: Status Meeting, 8 AM Why are they so early? So we'll have the whole rest of the day to sit at our desks and have nothing to do! Or maybe I'm just speaking for me.
2/12/01: Five Things One, Two-- Five! Seriously, it's like five musings for the price of one, and considering how precious I am, that's a good deal.
2/10/01: The Sixteenth Floor Ladies' What it sounds like, only kind of funny. And not gross, really.
2/6/01: An Evening out with Jenny. You can come too.
01/29/01: Falling is Like This. One minute there was road beneath me and the next just sky.
01/26/01: A Feeling of Unease. I thought I wasn't being bloggy enough so I fixed the problem right away.
01/23/01: Potswoli. a) because I said I'd tell you, and b) because I talk enough about being Irish.
01/22/01: On the nature of female fulfillment. Don't read this if you don't want to know what happens at the end of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon..
01/04/01: Two Stories About Maya. Maya was a friend of mine in high school. You might enjoy these two stories about her.
01/02/01: 3 AM and Bummed. A totally useless musing. Gawd.
12/28/00: My Afternoon With Kathy. Or: how to get people to worship you. Seb always says to write tons and tons, so I did.
12/25/00: A nice little tale. In honor of the season of darkness, here's a pretty tale. Really, I'm not being sarcastic.
12/30/00: Subway Ride Number 2,474. Oh, the joys of this strange city. And I never even told you about the man who dances with the doll. Some other day, perhaps.
12/19/00: A Random Person on the Couch. I live so far out of the city, I have to crash at other people's houses.
12/18/00: The Fugly Shower Curtain. Luckily, when and if it makes me ill, I'll be right by the toilet.
12/15/00: Oh Well Whatever Nevermind. Gosh, kids. I'm really, really, trying.
12/12/00: The Trap. More complaints. At least it's brief.
12/09/00: At Cinema Classics, Friday Night. How to get out of a job.
12/08/00: All New Everything. Just a sort of bloggy update on things. Maybe I'll feel more literary once I finish hemming my curtains.
11/27/00: On Being Attached to Places. Occasioned by my latest move.
11/23/00: A careful breathing of the air in the room.
11/21/00: Puppy. Everything is a puppy, in my world. The funny thing is, I like cats better.
11/20/00: Goals or lack thereof, whatever.
11/16/00: A Tale of Karma call it coincidence if you want to, but then you're looking over the fact that it's really obviously karma.
11/13/00: The Wrong Train As opposed to the train I got on this morning, which was just the smelly train.
11/09/00: My Lost Plum Tragic.
11/04/00:The Mysterious Vision, Explained. Now if I could only figure out how my Tarot cards work.
11/2/00: Bad Day. I bruised my butt. It seems a shame.
10/27/00: Missouri is Evil and Out to Get Me really. it is.
10/25/00: Feeling Good Today! Really so aggravatingly good I'd annoy myself except that I'm too happy to get annoyed.
10/24/00: Confused Fetus. Not many people can make that claim.
10/23/00: The Signs from the Gods. Written in masking tape.
10/22/00: One Day in Greece. I think this was a pretty good day.
10/21/00: Things I Can Do. I can do all sorts of things.
10/20/00: Wriggling. I'm wriggling around in my life like a loose tooth.
10/19/00: The Creeping Willies. A tale out of Ireland. There's more where that came from.
10/18/00: You Sleeping. Starfish. Gone. Coming to you live and direct from a real-life business meeting.
10/17/00: Freaks Me Out Every Time A little insight into my own little private hell. Maybe I just don't like doing laundry. Hmm.
10/16/00: Bad Baseball Fan am I And Brie is still my favorite cheese.
10/15/00: On Being a Member of the Irish Scene A little intro to my wild and crazy 'RA 'RA life.
10/13/00: True Love or a Great Apartment? The eternal question.
10/10/00: On Reading too Many Sue Grafton books. Disturbing.
10/7/00: My top 18 favorite movies of all time. As if you cared. Well, you should.
10/4/00: Today is Jenny's birthday.
9/28/00: On working at a movie theatre. Did you ever wonder how they make popcorn? ::maniacal laugh::
9/25/00: The Good/Evil Dream A dream I once had. Come on, if it's still haunting me some six or seven years later, it has to be at least somewhat interesting. Maybe you once had the same dream. Now that would be interesting.
9/19/00: Gymnastics, and Why I am Simulateously Disturbed, Disgusted, and Fascinated with It
9/15/00: On the Subject of Cleaning Penguins Have you ever really thought about it? File under: Jobs I wish I had.
9/11/00: What Juliet Said Juliet is smart.
9/9/00: The Relics of the Class Struggle in the English Language I swear, it’s more interesting than it might sound. Really. It is. I assure you.
While you're here, why not read a little ditty I wrote about a schmuck? I made it up while riding on the subway one day. It's amusing.