Ditty #1: The Bitter Ditty/ The Bitter Boogie
You can read the lyrics to the poem that inspired this, or even get the tiny back story to it. Right now you can't download it because Andy gave up his old website so if you went to it it would redirect you to a porn site which is unfortunate.

Ditty #2: Rum and Coke.
I don't have lyrics to this posted because I think they're pretty self-explanatory. Maybe I'll post some if someone tells me they can't understand what I'm singing.
It's available currently only in wav format. The wav --> mp3 software I have seems to only work when the files are over a certain size. So I have to make my rum and coke song bigger somehow, and I think I'll just try to mix in my harmonies, which will be a pain in the ass with the software I have. Until then, enjoy the wav file. My sister really likes this song, and she doesn't like anything. So there.

I'll add other songs when and if I get them to a point where I'm pleased enough with them to share them.

Until then, you can head back to my main page or to the the musings page, whatever you'd like.