My friend Jenn at work adds something here. She managed a movie theatre for four years
and she laughed when she read my observations about working at a movie theatre. She said,
"About the guy puking in the popcorn. I know, I know. I see you that and raise you the
guy who exploded in the bathroom."
I think that's pretty funny.
What, did you think I was going to tell the story? I said I wasn't going to tell that story. Ewww. Who do you think I am?