Musings are little things I write about my mini adventures or the things that occur to me. Sometimes they're funny and sometimes they're weird and sometimes they're a little sad. They're just random.

I add a musing whenever I feel like I have something to say. So it's not always daily. The pressure of trying to find something "interesting" to say every day might lead me to give you the details on how I hemmed my curtains using the free towel I got at an office party. Well, that actually is kind of a funny story. Whatever.

Check it out, though: In honor of the two or three people who have said, "Wow, there's so much there, I'll read it all when I have time," heh heh, I put together my list of my favorite musings. This way, you can skip the ones that I don't like as much and read what I think are my better ones. Though you might just think they all suck, I dunno.

09/29/03: Which Are You? Something to ponder as I eat my triangular, cheese covered slice.

06/14/03: Yes, I'm Still On Santorini. This kind of life is available to you. Yes, you. Whoever you are I swear to god you can be this happy. Find a way.

06/06/03: Santorini: Looking at the Big Sky. Look at it all you want, you'll never see it all.

06/03/03: The answer is: Santorini. Now we just have to figure out what the question is.

04/08/03: 57th Street Station to 30th Avenue Station.. Sometimes, you know exactly what's going to happen. Sometimes, you really, really don't.

03/24/03: Like a Lion. There's one! Pounce!

03/11/03: How to escape the burden of victimhood. This is some background info on some of the other stuff that's to come. It's a little sad, but it has a happy ending. :)

03/06/03: Tori Amos is Still Awesome. So I finally write a musing, and it's really just a concert review? Man, I'm a pain in the ass.

01/02/03: The Theory of X Minus One. You've lived it. Now see it explained in weird detail.

12/24/02: Being Prepared.. I like to be prepared for things that will never happen.

12/06/02: But I still like tourists, honest.. I can't help it if it's snobby or if it seems like I'm pretending to be the Queen of Pain, it's how I fucking feel. I swear they make me sick.

09/11/02. Not that this is brilliant. But it's what I've been thinking about all year.

09/10/02: The Day Before the Year After. Tonight, there was a really pretty sunset.

09/06/02: Scenes from an Evening. Maybe you had to be there. I'm sorry you couldn't be.

09/02/02: On Not Being In Love. Though of course I *am* sort of in love with the dancing denim "Keep it Loose" guy. ::sigh::

08/08/02: End of a Thousand Ends. The end was when it all ended up here, in the form of a musing. Life reduces to words, and so much is lost.

07/12/02: And Then She Flew Out the Window . A short story to enjoy.

07/11/02: Marking Time. The art of healing.

07/03/02: On letting things go a little. Learning as we live.

06/25/02: Underwater. I swim a lot, and I've been meaning to tell you what it means.

06/13/02: The Stupidest Thing Ever.. You know, she reminds me of my crazy roommate Daisy, now that I think of it.

06/12/02: I could hear a river rushing in my head.. He said he wasn't going to go after all. I guess that'll teach me to believe that things can be good.

05/27/02: So Much I Can’t Believe It.. Heavy handed, of course. But 100% true and not at all fudged.

05/23/02: Some Tales From the Trenches.. The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. But only by a little bit.

03/04/02: Lately: Dreams, Clouds, and Poems.. Maybe it's because I ate spinach. I mean, there's no lettuce so I had to eat something.

02/25/02: So the Vulture Says.... This is my all-time favorite joke. If you know me at all you've probably already heard it three times.

02/22/02: Ode to Spike. The briefest tribute/ to the sexiest man on/ television (sigh).

02/13/02: Soap Bubbles, Sheep, and Science. I could have told you this when I was five.

02/09/02: Dollars and Tissues. Another story of riding the subway.

01/14/02: Some Clown. Finally, a musing! Sometimes things beg to be written down. A tale of why I Love New York More Than Ever.

11/15/01: The Words of the Prophets. A random story such as I used to regale you with.

11/14/01: Secret Chemicals. This might just disgust you. I think it's cute.

11/10/01: The Missing are Not Lost. This is old, but I'm putting it up now because I want to.

9/27/01: Let Me Just Tell You.. Because I mean, really.

9/24/01: Hiya. It's a weird time to be happy. And yet I am. Hiya.

9/13/01: The Long Road to the New Home. We're all trying to move forward. Except that no one seems to know which direction forward even is.

9/11/01. Not that this is brilliant. But it's what I was doing all afternoon, so I put it up here.

9/06/01: Long Lost and Mysterious. Don't you hate it when you forget your own past?

9/03/01: The Pig Roast. Really. Another vignette of a weird day.

9/01/01: Nobody, nobody. Just a little thing that happened. Neither meaningful nor meaningless.

8/31/01: Subway Ride 5000. More subterranean oddness. Not done yet, but you can read what I have, since I'll probably never finish it.

8/11/01: What the Goddess Says, and Where and How Often, but Not Why. An update, and a musing, to some degree, on the beautiful and crap-tastic hand of fate.

Finish all that? Wow, you're neat. Now you can move on to my archive by date

While you're here, why not read a little ditty I wrote about a schmuck? I made it up while riding on the subway one day. It's amusing. Yes, it's the poem upon which I based the now famous Bitter Boogie.

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