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’OLE NARC HAS TEMPORARILY DELETED THE GUESTBOOK FROM THIS PAGE DUE TO SPAMMERS AND OTHER CYBER LOWLIFES CORRUPTING IT WITH UNWANTED ENTRIES...


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On November 4, 1999 a 5.33 acre tract of partially wooded rolling pastureland located on Flat Creek Highway (Highway 82) in Lynchburg (Moore County), Tennessee became the retirement property of 'Ole Narc and his family. The property is a slice of heaven located in the
partially wooded rolling hills and pastureland of southern middle Tennessee.

While waiting for the "right time" to build and relocate, we were personally impacted by Hurricanes Francis and Jeanne (2004) and Wilma (2005). Due to subsequent outrageous (borderline criminal) escalating windstorm insurance rates, out-of-control taxes, along with politicians in the
pockets of greedy developers, we have been motivated to make the move .... NOW!

The Hamiltons are presently in transition to permanently trade tropical cyclone ravaged southeastern Florida for the slower paced country life of Moore County and have been blessed with a leased local residence. Our temporary cozy country home, nestled in the woods on Cobb Hollow
Road, is pictured below...

It is about time!

This page was designed with 'Ole Narc's family and friends in mind and is solely intended as a visual tongue-in-cheek historical record of Applecake Acres, from date of purchase through construction of 'Ole Narc's retirement home and beyond.

Although photos of land improvements, construction, trespassing wildlife, distinguished visitors, neighbors, etc., etc. have been very slow in coming, one of 'Ole Narc's resolutions for 2006 is to post new stuff on a regular basis. In fact, maybe a total revamping of the page is in order. Hmmmmmmmmm......

You are encouraged to check back periodically to see what's happening!



PSSSSSSSSST............Wanna see an undercover retirement photo taken of 'Ole Narc in the north forty? Once a narc, always a narc!!!!



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Uh, oh!  Time to upgrade to a 4x4!

'Ole Narc trying to figure out how he got down there! "Well, hell, this looks like as good a place as any for the still....!"




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WIDE LOAD

"Lemme see......if I'm gonna put the house here, I'd better learn how to get the land ready. Hmmmmmmmm......I'd better get over to Paul's place!"




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Paul has his dawg and 'Ole Narc's got his 'beverage'...!!!

No explanation needed on this one!




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Man! This tractor's almost as old as I am!

'Ole Narc takes Soil Preparation-101 instruction at Gish's School of Gentleman Farming in Manchester.




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Watch that hand, Holly!

'Ole Narc and the Mrs. look like poster children wannabes for Kenny Chesney's smash hit, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" .....




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Man! Paul's a trusting soul!
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Lemme at that pasture on Flat Creek Highway!!!

Mrs. Narc takes Tractor-101 (personally supervised by Farmer Gish) and practices bush hoggin' techniques for future use on Applecake Acres ... Go get 'em, Holly!!!




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Y'all think this photo is off-center or what?

'Ole Narc mumbles as he scrapes a "foreign substance" off his shoe, "Man...!!! What IS this stuff.....???" .'Ole Narc has a lot to learn about pastureland!




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Gishberg

And speakin' of Farmer Gish .... looks like he's getting ready to head to Lynchburg to bush hog 'Ole Narc's "back forty". Right neighborly of him, don'tcha think?


What a guy!!!

Thanks, Paul...!!!





However, time passes......

Along comes Summer and.........

Thanks AGAIN, Paul...!!!




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Furbitz

What a Surprise!!! Marvin "The Martian" Lewis of Maryville, Tennessee lands an X-Wing Fighter on Applecake Acres (Well, actually Tullahoma, but close enough for cyber purposes!). You never know what's gonna happen around here!!!




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Doesn't Paul look soooooooo pleased by the intrusion?

To celebrate Marvin The Martian's "invasion", some former PBSO ranking personnel crash Farmer Gish's humble abode. From left to right: 'Ole Narc, Lt. Marvin "The Martian a/k/a Furbitz" Lewis, Lt. Mark "The Boy" Whyte and Sgt. Paul "Sonny a/k/a Gishberg" Gish. Missing from photo is Sgt. Ted "TBear a/k/a Mountain Man" Okolichany (inset in upper left corner of photo).


At the time of this update, 'Ole Narc is the only poor slob still left in Florida, but the transition has started!!!

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When in 'Ole Narc's neck of the woods, take a historic tour of Jack Daniel's Distillery!

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A good neighbor down the road a piece, in the next "holler"!




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Last Updated: February 5, 2007