The Doc's Love Advice

1. Not all guys are pigs

2. We guys have a hard shell on the out side and soft center like a M&M

3.  Guys die before women

4.  Men are 6 times more likely to get struck by lighting then women

5. When we say we are not mad, we are not mad

6. Men get hiccups more often then women

7. Guys do cry! 

8. We don't ask if we look fat

9.  We don't have control of anything in a relationship

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Dating Tips For Guys

1. How about you put less of that cheap cologne on.

2.  Make sure your zipper is closed

3. Breath Mint is always a good idea

4. Don't date a lady with an overweight mom

5. Turtle Necks are white trash

6. Skip the BBQ Baby Back Rips on the 1st date

7. Yes its cool that you can hold a spoon on your nose, save that for when you get married

8. If the girl can bench you, make sure you can be able to trip her if need be

9. Don't be so up front.

10. Don't talk bad about yourself, but don't worship yourself either

Dating Tips For the Ladies

1.  Less perfume ladies

2. Never Ever break up with a guy at a restaurant

3. Be honest with a guy no Bull Shitting

4. Like I said no fabricating the truth

5. Please no "Boy-Band" music

6.  Don't assume that he is the bad kisser, take two to kiss

7. Just because his wallet is empty does not mean he has no money, check to see if he has plastic

Last Updated

May 5, 2001

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
there is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
without you in it

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
we haven't had a fight in a while

NO, PIZZA'S FINE
you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW
I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now

I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned

COME HERE
my puppy does this too

I LIKE YOU, BUT
I don't like you

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
just not in THAT way

YOU NEVER LISTEN
you never listen

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF
I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going Dutch

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE
well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends