| "Congratulations Ethel.You're the first woman ever to wear a mink T-shirt" "Oh Ethel did you ever wish there was something else to marry besides men" "He's baba'ed his last Lu" "Ever since we said ' i do' there are so many things 'we don't' " "Good morning Ricky darling..., more coffee Ricky darling?...,Sugar dear?... cream?...Jam on your toast sweetheart?.....i want a divorce!!" Lucy: "If Fred were seeing someone else, you'de be singing a different tune!" Ethel: "Yeah, Happy Days are Here Again!" RICKY : And that's an Ultimatum! LUCY : An ultimatum?! ETHEL : Well, I'm not surprised. LUCY : I am. I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it. RICKY : I hate to admit this, but I miss Lucy. ETHEL : I can top that....I miss Ethel! FRED : What's the matter with ten dollars? ETHEL : What's the matter with twenty dollars? RICKY : Well, what's the matter with thirty dollars? LUCY : What's the matter with fifty dollars? FRED : What was the matter with ten dollars? RICKY : Look, Fred, I may speak with an accent, but I don't listen with one! RICKY : Honey, you can't go running around Paris all by yourself. LUCY : Why not? RICKY : What about your French? LUCY : What about my French?! RICKY : Well, Paris is a big city, and not knowing the language, you're liable to get in a lot of trouble. LUCY : Well, when you first came to the U.S., you didn't get into a lot of trouble because you didn't know the language, did you? RICKY : I'm married aren't I? She told me that "I Do" meant "Pleased to meet you," and then she introduced me to the preacher. LUCY : Hello Friends, I'm your Vitameatavegemin girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you poop out at party's? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle, Vitameatavegemin. Vitameatavegemin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegemin you can spoon your way to health. All you do it take a spoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegemin tomorrow. That's Vita-Meata-Vegemin LUCY : Well, I'm your Vitivigvegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at party's? Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little 'ol bottle, Vitameatavegemin. That's it. Vitameatavegemin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don't you join that thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell you what you have to do. You have to take a whole tablespoon full after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. So everybody get a bottle of this stuff. RICKY : Look honey, Italy has enough problems already. I don't want to have to worry about you lousing up the entire grape industry. LUCY : Oh, all I want to do it soak up a little local color, so I'll know what I'm acting about. What could possibly happen to me? RICKY : Well, I could answer that but we're only going to be her One of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now, but thanks to television, we'll have her forever," observed her colleague Bob Hope Ethel: "Ethel to Tilly, Ethel to Tilly. Come in Tilly". Arriva derci, mi amore. Mi amore, arriva derci Ethel: "I don't want to see Europe anyway. It's so OLD." Ethel: "Stay married to him. That'll teach him." Ethel: "There's nobody that can get her hair the same color as yours!"; Lucy: "Thanks."; Ethel: "Oh, that didn't turn out the way I planned."; Lucy: "Neither did my hair." Fred: "No don't make fun of us doughboys."; Lucy: "Whoever put the dough in that doughboy put in too much yeast!" Fred: What are you trying to do, lose the case?! Hey, that dirty crook took my cuckoo clock! I'd like you to meet my second first husband It's a moo-moo... Look at me! I'm a fur stylist! Lucy: "Diddly didlly dee..." Lucy: "I'm nothing but a big bunch of bloated blubber" Lucy: "Oh no! This isn't a side of beef; this must be a side of elephant!". Lucy- Ricky, I've got an idea! Ricky- No. Lucy-You don't even know what it is! Ricky-Oh, yes I do. You want to go to Scotland and look up all your mother's relatives. Lucy-You think you're so smart. That wasn't it at all, that was the farthest thing from my mind. Ricky- All right, what was it? Lucy-(pause) Well, why can't we go to Scotland? |
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