| Bandits celebrating. 'You dirty bums did a good job! Now here's a little shower for you!' Sitting in his chair, the bandit leader threw a few handfuls of coins into the air. 'Days like this make me glad I'm a bandit!' All of a sudden, an orange ball of light flew through the air into the center of the camp. It was dormant for only a second. It quickly exploded covering the area in brilliant coloured fire. A bandit ran over to the boss. 'Boss! Over there! Bad news! Look!' 'ARRRRRGH!' In midst of the camp, stood a girl with ruby eyes, and fiery-orange hair that matched the flames surrounding her. She giggled and smiled an almost maniac smile. The bandti leader immediatly started freaking out. 'Y-y-you! How did she find!? That rotten little magic using bandit-killer! Run for your lives! It's Lina Inverse!' Lina powered up another fireball and threw it towards the eader. 'That's me!' The fireball consumed the bandit and continued to destroy the a nearby building. Lina opened a chest in the treasure keep of the camp. 'And thus, Lina Inverse, sorceress supreme, dedicates her life to destroying the tranny of evil bandit gangs. This den of wickedness is destroyed, but so much as evil exsists in this world, Lina's battle will never end. Keep fighting Lina! Never say die, Lina! 'But that's our treasure! ARGH!' |
| ANGRY? Lina's Furious Dragon Slave! (AKA. ANGRY? Lina Ikai No Dragon Slave!) |
| Lina walked along the seemingly deserted forest path. 'I know I'm being followed. Just because I helped myself to a little of their treasure. Now they're NEVER gonna leave me alone! I might as well get this over with...' She ran forward a few steps and shouted 'Come out, come out, wherever you are!' A single bandit jumped onto the path. 'Well, now we've got you! You think you can just steal our treasure and run away with it? Do you, you little witch?' "Do you, you little witch?" Talk about bad dialogue...' The bandits attitude immediatly changed. 'Well, now I don't really want to fight you.' 'All right, well, I've got to get going. See ya.' The bandit got down on his knees. 'W-w-wait! Don't go yet! You see, the real reason I chased after you was because I was supposed to avenge the boss. You know, honor among theives and such. But I've seen what you can do! The way you flew in with your fancy magic, and killing the boss with that human torch number, and stealing all our loot before we even knew what was happening... Hell, even we couldn't do a better job! 'Excuse me, but is there a point to this?' 'Me and the boys want you to join up with the Dragon Fangs.' 'The Dragon Fangs' Lina said skeptically. 'I take it back. You're a lot dumber then I thought you were.' 'Just give us back all our loot, and we'll let you go. Eh, cutie pie?' 'I wonder what it's like to be hit on by someone who's not a career criminal...' Lina thought. 'Get lost, you creep!' The bandit jumped back. 'I make you an offer, and you thank me by calling me a creep? All right, get her!' A about fifteen more bandits jumped from the surrounding woods. Lina took a look at them. 'This is it? I mean, this is all the guys you've got?' 'Whattya mean, 'this is it'? Once I give the word, they'll slice you into a million pieces! Now, I'll give you one more chance to apologise, and maybe I'll let you live!' Lina just stood with a smrk on her faces, not saying anything. 'All right! Get ready to die!" The bandit's charged towards her just as she was powering up a fireball. All of a sudden, a voice came out of nowhere. 'You aren't gonna touch that lady, you dirty thief!' Everyone looked toward the voice. There stood a young man about in his twenties wearing a blue outfit, and holding a sword. he had long blonde hair. 'And if I were you, I'd turn tale and run. Ang maybe I'll let you live.' The bandit spoke up. 'Hey, who are you?' 'If I tld you my name, you'd get it dirty.' He smirked. 'First, we were going to kill her, but let's start with him! Get him, guys!' The man smirked and drew his sword. Lina tucked the bag of treasure into a pocket in her cape. 'It's okay! I'm getting ready to-. Oh, wait. This is the part where the heroin is supposed to be all scared and shrieky! I gotta get this part right!' With that in mind, she made her voice high-pitched. 'Save me please! Oh, help me PLEASE!' By then, the man had almost completely finished off all the bandits. Now, there was only one left. He walked over to the cowaring bandit, and picked him up. He then threw him into the air, and prepared his blade. he finished off with a few good slashes. Lina looked up and her face went red. The bandit fell to the ground and his clothes fell around him. Embarrased, he quickly got up, and ran. Lina watched him run, and turned around saying 'That wasn't too shabby.' The man had his face looking toward the ground slightly with his eyes closed. 'As long as you're all right.' Then he opened his eyes, and nearly fell backwards when he saw Lina. Lina instantly jumped to conclusions. 'He's dazzled by my beauty. If there's one thing I have confidence in, it's my looks. My big round eyes...my cute little face... my extra proportioned extra petite little body...' The man sighed. 'He sighs with longing...' He slumped and said 'Oh great. It's a kid.' Lina cried out 'What!?' and nearly fell backwards herself. 'I thought I was saving a babe. A luscious damsel in distress. Not some flat chested little girl...' Lina turned away muttering 'Damn!' and thought 'Why do they always find the stuff you're sensative about? |
| Part 2 |