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Cardinal: "Bonjour Monsieur Dim".
Dim: "So-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642".
Cardinal: "That is correct".
Dim: "Ah ha! He fell for my Little Trap."
(court applauds and the Cardinal looks dismayed.) Cardinal: "Curse you Inspector Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people."
Dim: "And Furthermore I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, Professinal Cardinal Richelieu Impersonator."
Cardinal: "It's a fair cop."

Monty Python On Line?Yep.. go have some fun!!!

Voice Over (John) and Captions:'NO.1'
"THE LARCH"
photo of a larch tree.
Voice Over:"the Larch....THE LARCH...."



Monty Python Movie SoundsHey .. Make a request and he'll Record It for you!! (course so could I..it's not hard you know.. got lot's of them.. just ask.. ask.. ask... )

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Monty Python...
Voice Over and CAPTION:"it's a man's life taking your clothes off in public"
cut to colonel.
Colonel: Quiet. Quite. Now wait a minute. I have already warned this Programme about infringing the Army Copyright of our slogan "it's a pig's life............er......man's life in the Modern army". and I'm warning you if it happens again, I shall come down on this Programme like a ton of bricks...right. Carry on Sergeant major.

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MEN IN WORK CLOTHES JUMPS UP AND STARTS SINGING...
"Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K"
"I work all night and sleep all day"

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Monty Python PageYet another good page to check out!

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Monty Python's Flying Circus In Australia! A very very good page!!

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We interupt this Programme to Show you a picture of a Man with three buttocks (a small voice in the background say's) "if you dont' stop interupting me I'll call the "KILLER CAT'S"
A Elderly Brittish Gentlman bow's and say's "Oh pardon me"

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ON TO THE NEXT SUBJECT...........UHHHH IT WAS.. I THINK...

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Voice Over (John) and Captions 'NO.1'
"THE LARCH"
photo of a larch tree.
Voice Over:"the Larch....THE LARCH...."
NO NO NO... WE DID THAT ALREADY!!!

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Sup's Monty Python Bits Yes Yes.. they keep on comming out with more and more!!

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Announcer: "And now for something Completely Different. A Man with three buttocks.
interviewer and Arthur Frampton, in interview studio
Interviewer: "Good evening. I have with me, Mr Arthur Frampton, who has....Mr. Frampton, I understand that you ....er.....as it were......well, let me put it another way...I belive, Mr. Frampton that where as most people have...er...two...two...you...you...
Frampton: "I'm sorry."
Interviewer: "Ah! yes, yes I see... Um. Are you qutie comfortable?
Frampton: "Yes, fine, thank you."
Interviewer:(takes a quick glance at Frampton's bottom) Er, Mr. Frampton....vis-a-vis....your....Rump."
Frampton:"What?"
Interviewer: (whispers)"......buttocks."
Frampton: "Oh, Me bum! Yes.... I got three cheeks"
Interviewer: "Yes yes, splendid, spendid. Well...we were wondering ...Mr Frampton if you .....could...see your way clear...to....er...uhhh"

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Ewing: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Ladies and gentleman. I have in this box twenty-three white mice. Mice which have been painstakingly trained over that past few years, to squeak at a selected pitch. (he rases a mouse by it's tail) This is E sharp... and this one is G. You get the general idea. Now these mice are so arranged upon this rack, that when played in the correct order thy will squeak 'the bells of St Mary's'. Ladies and GentleMenl. I give you on the Mouse Organ "the bells of St Mary's".. Thankyou. (he produces two mallets. He starts striking the mice while singing quietly "the Bells of St Mary". Each downward stroke of the mallet brings a terrible squashing sound and the expiring squeak. It is quite clear that he is slaughtering the mice.. and the Musical effect is poor.

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Uhh thank you Ewing: Dont call me.. I'll call you.....NEXT!!!!

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