Vampirestudier: **enters silently and scans the room for familiar faces**
"vampirestudier"? That has got to be one of the stupidest names EVER. Why not call yourself "garbage collector" or "junior high school student" or "pathetic dork with no life"? ((HEY!! One of my handles used to be 'pathetic dork with no life' and I object to being associated with this man!!))
Raye: *walks in wearing a tight shurt and jeans, takeing her seat at the bar*
What is a "shurt"? Is it some new fashion accessory? ((Huh-huh, I think I know what it is, and I'm glad it's tight...))
Lady_Spider_OOC: Sometimes I hate people.
Sometimes people hate you.
Cherry just about said it all there. This sounds like it's going to be one of those "mean" lurks. Is it? Let's find out. ((*is hating lady spider right now*))
Lady RedFern: *she turns and see's him*
Ok. Grammar lesson of the day. Apostrophes are used to indicate possesion. "See" does not have a posessive form. This isn't an incredibly difficult concept to master. ((Yes, we all know's that.))
Zepher: (thats what she said..but i'm thinking she left..but will return like they all do..)
Yes they all do....every day....
Lydia: *sighs deeply*
Even her sighs are deep...wow..
Of course. Everything about her is deep. Her sighs, her glances, her makeup... everything. ((Except her thoughts.))
Andromeda: Lady i shall not interfear it is your duty to kill him and yours alone
Yea. I used to get that same speech when we had roaches. ((I'll help kill him. And you.))
Vampirestudier: so Bithiah you want to kill me
Man, NOTHING gets past him, huh? He's really studied this problem thouroughly, hasn't he? ((Who's Bithiah? *needs to study*))
Rob: *He walks in and looks for Lady* Lady
Lady....and the traaaamp....*dances*
Her name is "Lady"? Can my name be "Miss"? That's just lame. ((In this case, Lady IS the tramp though...))
Andromeda: ((join the club LS))
Oh, Andromeda hates people too...what a bunch of negative Nellies.
They probably just hate all the "mundanes" who constantly remind them that Halloween is over. Oh, and all the "goths" who spurn them. I mean, they are VAMPYRES! With a "y"! Foolish mortals are constantly bringing them down.
Lord Demon: (( Lyd hold on I am trying to tell my sister something then I will RP with you))
DOn't hurry on our account..
Wonder what he's trying to tell her... "no... slow down... yea, that's it. Stroke it. Gently. Don't bite! Yea.... Oh, yea...." (("Call me Lord Demon, sis... It turns me on... That's it..."))
Lady RedFern: *she pulls out her dagger and throws it hitting vampire in the chest above his heart*
In the chest, above his heart? You mean in the breastbone? Why's she hitting him in the breastbone? That's just mean! ((Ok, they're ALL vampires, so did she just hit EVERYONE in the chest with her dagger?))
Duz-Egt 'Wel: (yeah... *point to ICQ*???? )
Um...
What is with that name? Did this person just randomly flail at his or her keyboard, striking a few keys and then hitting "enter"? I mean... jeeze. ((Those Grand Mal seizures are hard to control, and this mental giant is the result of one.))
Lady_Spider_OOC: Zepher...just forget shes there . If she doesn't want to play right then no act as if she isn't there.
Lady Redfern... Lady Spider... Dag, this room is full of royalty. I feel like SUCH a commoner.
Bithiah: *smiles wickedly* Wherever did you hear that, Dear?
Uh, I'd start worrying about the lady throwing knives, if I were Vampirestudier....
There's that LOGIC thingie again. Man. This is so hard. What's a feeb to do?
Lady RedFern: *she raises her sword and stabes him threw his heart* blood spraying every where*
Oh heavens to murgatroid...he's been stabed!
I wonder where she stores that sword when she's not using it. I mean, swords are pretty ungainly. This is kinda like an episode of The Highlander! Remember when Duncan went mad and almost killed Richie? That was so cool! ((Careful, Shade, mention Highlander and you'll cause a stampede. And I'm also confused as to the meaning of stabed. It makes blood spray everywhere, so that's a clue...))
Vampirestudier: **falls to the floor in pain**
A heart stabbing only causes him to fall to the floor in pain? MOST people'd be dead by now! I am in awe! He must have power!!
Vampirestudier: you
Spit it out... come on... you can do it... finish the sentence! ((Times like this, you have to ask yourself: Do I really care what the rest of his sentence is?))
Zepher: ((you want me to go there..?!?!?!?)) (Oh, i will..i just hate it when they act so damn stupid)
nods emphatically*
Now, who do you suppose she could be talking about? ((*looks about the room* That's a tough one.))
Vampirestudier: you made me how could.......you
Er...
Lord Demon: * he looks around the room trying to look for a wonderful beautiful young lady in the room as he looks from the dark corner*
This post wins the Incoherency award for this lurk session.
Man, he's got some high standards there. A "wonderful beautiful young lady". In THIS room? Wow. But then, he IS a "Lord". ((Whoa, he's got a whole Ted Bundy, serial killer thing happening with him. And I second the Poetical Incoherency award.))
Lady RedFern: *she raises her sword in a long high arch and slices his head off. in a fountain of blood*
Fountains of blood, sprays of blood..not to mention she never let him post a defense...bravo..
Well, she's a Vampyre. He's just a vampireSTUDIER. What did you expect? ((Why are they standing in a fountain of blood?))
Bithiah: *acting surprised* Me? What do you mean?
Yeah, no shit, LadyRedFern is choppin him to bits and he's worried about rumors? Yeesh.
This is just like highschool. One of the cheerleaders would be all upset because there was a rumour going around that she was knocked up...meanwhile, her jock boyfriend was boning everything in sight. Which was fine, just as long as she squelched those nasty, nasty rumours about herself. ((Maybe she's just as unconcerned as we are that VS is getting killed. I'd be yawning.))
Lady_Spider_OOC: Zepher....Hey your not the only one. Ok I am going back to my other char
Dammit! I want a waffle! ((Shade wins Incoherency award, I think... A waffle?))
Andromeda: *holds Bithiah's arm* please let LadyRed handle this and if she does not then we shall *wicked smile*
Uh oh...wicked smiles..you know what THAT means...*hides*
Sex? Either sex or some incredibly lame plot involving kidnappings. ((I'll take door number three, Monty...))
Vampirestudier: **writhes in pain in a pool of his own blood**
Now he's getting it. No heart, no head, but he can still writhe. Astounding! ((Ok, so they left the fountain of blood and got into a pool of blood. I wish they'd pick a location, I'm getting confused.))
Lady RedFern: *she kneels down beside his headless body * i am sorry little one. but you killed an innocent...
*gasp*
Uhhh.... yeeeee-aahhhh....
Is this Vampyre morality or something? What, did he over-feed her goldfish or something? Geeze. ((DON'T object, that's one less bottomfeeder in the world.))
Bithiah: Yes, I plan to let her. What could be worse than having your own dark mother kill you?
Having your own dark aunt kill you? Dark second cousin's former roomate? ((Oh oh, your dark father's nephew's dog groomer's first wife's incestuous uncle's pet wallabee killing you?!?))
Lady RedFern: your dead now. Rest In Peace
At least she let him know...
Let him know what? That he was dead? Or that he could rest in peace? Is this some subtle reminder to him, so he stops twitching? ((Hate to be nitpicky... YOU'RE!!!!! Not your. Thank you.))
Bithiah: *laughs as she glares at the dying being*
Wicked smiles, laughing glares...these folks is scary.
Well. I guess she wanted him dead after all.
Lady RedFern: *she looks at rob yes hun i am
I'm here, slaughtering my child...or would it be chylde of the nyght in this room?
Oh, the chylder of the nyght... what sweete musik they mayke... especially when they're having their heads sliced off. YaY ((Kills someone, then talks to 'rob', calling him hun... *LOL* Sorry, maybe that's only funny to me.))
Bithiah: *walks over to studier, reaches into his chest, ripping out his heart* This shall be a gift to Khat
How sweet! I was going to get her a blender, but hey...
Thought it was already ripped out? Oh well. At least now she doesn't have to BUY anything... the cheap bitch.
Huntress_Dragonias: ~standes up from her seat and walks over to Vmapirestudier~ Looks like someone was changed.
Changed into chop suey! ((Sheesh, he's fucking DEAD already, let him go... RedFern is already making sweettalk for god's sake. MOVE ON!!!))
Lady RedFern: *she sheds a blood tear for the young one. the picks up his head and places it in a black leather bag*
aw....*sniffles* *snort*
One glittering blood tear. Aw, how romantic. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KILLED HIM, STUPID! Wipe your eyes... blow yer damn nose... and don't even THINK about taking his head home to use as some kind of sexual fetish. ((OOps, Redfern hasn't moved on... Course, when I see a freshly killed corpse, *I* always scavenge for useful bits and pieces too.))