LitlDevyl: Barthak commited
suicide to leave this room....but he is back....what a
lamer
--i didn't understand this at first.
however, after spending about 15 minutes in this room, i too contemplated
suicide. ((*pondering that option now, but afraid I'll then be a 'lamer'*))
: umm it's not nice to talk
about people behind there backs.....
--oh shut up! back me up here, Danny.
DANNY: SHUTUP 158.
--that's my boy.
LitlDevyl: I talk about who
I like to talk about Katt
: yeah, well people like you
drive us to our deaths.....to much tardness..we can't
take it..plus the smell of shit does start
to get to us
--i don't know about the smell of shit but
there does seem to be a lot of "tardness" in here. no...wait... i
do smell the shit. ((Tardness?! *falls over laughing* What a great word!!))
LitlDevyl: No you shut up
Danny...for once...thank you
--you gonna take that from this guy, Danny?!
DANNY: KISS MY NUTTS, bitch.
--that's nutts with TWO T's, bitch! ((This is like an episode I saw of 'When Retards Attack'...))
:DarkGirl was a dumb bitch
that used a picture of Hole and lied and said it was her piccy. She's really trailer trash.
--this sounds like the beginning of a great
story. ''Once upon a time, there was a dumb bitch named DarkGirl..." ((But, in her defense, she really does resemble a hole...))
: ddon't talk about B though.....I've
ggiven you fair warning --
now you've got her so upset she is
stuttering! ((And spitting and gurgling and just generally not making sense...))
DANNY: And she is fat and nasty
too.
--yes she is. she is stuttering
AND fat and nasty. thanks, Dan. ((You tell em, Dan!! *joins the peanut gallery...for the peanutts.))
LitlDevyl: and now you and
barthak start to call eachother at their real lives first
names
-- this
just makes me laugh for some reason. ((*scratches head* Maybe it means... No... *LOL* Oh well, Barthak is a funny name, I'll just laugh at that.))
DANNY: Shut up
--one more for good measure. ((He's god a whole BAG of them, so watch out.))
DANNY: Anyway, I have to go
to class.
DANNY: Laters all
LitlDevyl: No you shut up Danny....trying
to conversate with Shy_something
--no you shut up!
--no YOU shut up!
--no no no... YOU shut up!
--i said it first. you shut up!
I have a headache.
: what's your point......i
don't think you have one...allot of people call me by my real name....thats cause it's real............
--aaaahhhh.... now i understand.... they call
him by his real name because it's REAL, man. it's real. ((Somebody needs to tell him to shut up...))
:NO, danny you shut up..and
stay out of this for once
--*LOL* i knew it wasn't over! ((Lemme get this straight... Danny left, but he's chased out by a few 'No, You's!' *nods* Mature.))
: You know 158, this aol has
unleashed something on Ben's that will never go away, akin to a deadly poison, that slowly is eating
the place up. Such a damn shame, you know.
--aol actually did something good for once?
On a side note, AOL makes it very difficult to chat in non-AOL chat rooms. So, it takes a lot of dedication to keep chatting, especially in a place like this, when you're on AOL. ((Dedication? Is THAT the right word?))
DANNY: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GONE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LitlDevyl: Bye Danny, DarkGirl
Lover
DarkGirl Lover? Is that an insult? I think that's an insult. Damn your mighty wit! It wounds both pained and unpained parts!
: were is 212!?!?!?!?!.........but
anyways.....don't call me by my real name..
LitlDevyl: I call you how
I like to call you Shylo
--he talks about WHO he likes to talk about
and calls them HOW he likes to call them. got it?
Actually, if his name's "Shylo", I wouldn't want to be called by it, either. ((I wish thay'd get back to telling each other to shut up...))
LitlDevyl: So you CAN think...wow
--LitlDevyl, you are one clever bastard. ((That'll sure make him think twice about messing with YOU!!! Hah!))
*Pictures LitlDevyl swinging blindly with a blunt sword by way of insults* sheeeee-yit. ((*pictures LitlDevil naked, covered with musk in a room full of horny wolverines*))
: Shylo....well it's about
time you get my fucking name right.......gee should i give youa medal
--a medal? oh i get it now. this
is the special olympics of vampire role play.
Everyone is a winner! ((Ok, this may seem wierd, but I want a medal now...))
: *gives LitlDevyl a big punch
on the back of his head* I am back
--nothin says hello like a good punch in the
head. i wonder if he greets everyone this way.
Think she still gets the medal?
--: *kicks his mother in the
face* "i'm home, mom!"
: your so talented......*coughs*.......and
let me guess your the worthles shit break that was in here the other night..Sad D was
it........just sad rather.
--shit break? and one more thing, is
punctuation not allowed in this room? ((Why did he cough? Why did he take a shit break? Why did he do it in the room? Why did he shit Sad D?))
LitlDevyl: Barthak about time
you showed up lamer .... your 'girlfriend' was waiting
--oooooooo! barthak has a girlfriend!
barthak has a girlfriend!
Yea, but "she" has a penis. ((Don't tell Barthak that, he's just now realizing he's a 'lamer', whatever the hell that is.))
: i don't wait for anyone......shit
break......or is that more like dick chesse.......
((Sorry to slip in with my own font color and what not, but how could you pass this up? Names like Shit Break and Dick Chesse... Where's Poopoo Head? I mean, these are CLASSIC...))
: What you mean with 'girlfriend'
between those thingies ''
--even the slightest attempt at punctuation
confuses and frightens them.
They are called "Quotation marks". Do not fear them. They cannot hurt you. ((Forget punctuation, I just want CONTENT or CLARITY for a minute.))
--: *comes across a comma, grunts
at it, pokes it with a stick, runs away*
: Hey....dick cheese is MY expression....
--yeah! he made that up all on his own!
it's copywrited now. ((Would you really WANT to claim that?))
--FLASHBACK: : *looks down*
hey. what is that stuff on my dick? *scratches at it*
looks like cheese. *tries to eat it*
Kate, that's just gross. I was gonna go eat lunch... Now I ain't hungry no'mo'. ((*rolling* Forget lunch!))
: Oh, sorry.....*g* didn't
know..i'll have to lay off the chesse then..
I don't think that's possible. ((TECHNICALLY, he said 'chesse' not 'cheese', so they may have a good lawsuit on their hands.))
: *wonder if Duz is gonna
play w/ you..* ...what's a matter shit break....can't take the heat.......since you started it you might
as well try and finish it
--long pause here while shit break thinks
of a witty comeback. ((OH!!! I get it, they're trying to say 'shit brick' like in American Pie!!! Wow, that's bad...))
: penis breath...guess you
can't...how sad you start something and then can't finish it.....worthless piece of shit...
((Penis breath?!?! *lays on the latent homosexuality a smidgen thicker*))
: Hey B, guess what? I went
FIVE DAYS without sleeping....I finally fell asleep at 8:00am this morning and I slept for 4 hours!
--i'm impressed. how about you? ((Oh yeah, try to go five days without breathing!! No really... Try it... Please.))
: *giggles*penis breath...sweeeeeeeeeet....
--yeah... it is pretty sweet.
LitlDevyl: like you can nuke
me Barthak,..... no way
LitlDevyl: but anyways ...Barthak
acts to everyone in this room like he loves you *lmfao* yeah right,....he doesn't love you
--how can you say that? just because
they're thirteen and they've never actually met? that doesn't mean
anything!
I"d like to see what proof LitlDevyl has of this... I think she's just jealous and wants Barthak all to herself. ((*looks bashful* I'M starting to love Barthak... Tee hee.))
: FUCK YOU IDIOT I DO LOVE
HER BITCH LITLDEVYL
--i love her bitch litldevyl also. but
not as much as 212 here. he put it in caps.
:*appears she's talking to
herself again*Damn voices inside my head!
--no, hon. they're just ignoring you.
try saying something interesting. that might help.
: how the fuck do you know
anything....besides like i've told you before..i'm his long lost sister from out of town.....
-huh?
Aw, yea. Incest. A game the whole family can play. ((This is like a bad episode of Springer..)
: *creeps back out*
--*is a getting a little creeped out herself*
LitlDevyl: Yeah right Shy_thingie....
he tells everyone in here you Katt are his irl girlfriend and that he loves you and some
other shit
--see here how he once again pretends not
to remember her name? *nods* this man is good. maybe
even a professional. i hope i never have to tangle with wits of this
magnitude.
I've lost all feeling from my neck down. ((*has had to sub-contract a typer as he's gone into a catatonic stupor* *only able to communicate through a Ouija board and through the voices in the no names head*))
: just cause you have penis
breath doesn't make you an athority on love..
--that is SO true! i don't know how
many times i've said this exact same thing myself...
: *ignores LitlDevyl*
LitlDevyl: he got scared cause
he knows I am right
Yes, the truth is often frightening.
: so what......what the fuck
is your point......jealous!!...is that stale penis breath..
--*sniffs* no... no i think that's still
just the smell of shit. *nods* yes, that's definitely shit. ((*ponders suicide again, decides to go with it*))
LitlDevyl: Jealous ...yeah
right.....
She's in denial.
: *sighs and is GONE*
: right..Oh, please horses
ass...scared........*snickers* your not worth all my wonderful wisdom
--i think he was trying to write a haiku here.
it's 5-7-5, penis breath. it has potential, though. work on it.
What? Your WHAT? "wonderful wisdom"? Are you JOKING me? Somebody kill me, please. Please? I'll give you five bucks and a hershey bar...
LitlDevyl: your wisdom ...you
know nothing....
--a crushing blow by shit break! will
penis breath be able to recover?!
LitlDevyl: anyways ....I g/t/g
bye
--this guy is one cool customer. he's
not even going to stick around to find out.
He's so cool, you can keep a side of beef on him for a month. He's so hip, he has difficulty seeing past his pelvis. Fear him.
: nothing......ok..shit break....brush
while your at it...
--YES! it's penis breath with the final
comeback! and that's the game, ladies and gentlemen.
Well... that was... certainly... something.
*deletes a bunch of shit*
: yep, they do that.....and you
have to really ask yourself, why do you, or anybody, permit folk such as that into your mind....*shrugs*
--so you can make fun of them.
Game set, winning point goes to Kate. Thanks bunches. Never send me something like this again. I have to go steralize my eyes now.
((~~STILL DEAD~~ The pain, the pain never stops...))