Where can I send my Lurks?
You can send your lurks to me. Do not send them to Lawren. Do not send them to Acayla. Do not send them to Remia. Do not send them to my personal account. Send them to shadefell@vampiressuck.com
Hey! You lazy fucking bastard! I sent you a lurk MONTHS ago, and it still isn't up!
Step back there, pilgrim. I might not have gotten it. I might not have wanted to use it. It might have SUCKED. OR, I might not have had enough time to post it. Try sending a POLITE e-mail, and I'll look into it. If you REALLY want to ensure that your Lurks will go up in a timely manner, send them already formatted!
How come YOUR lurk comments are in a different color, when I am the one who did all the copy pasting work?
If you want your comments in a different color, format 'em. It's a lot of work to go around changing font colors left and right.
What kind of a pathetic looser are you? Do you get some kind of freakish enjoyment out of mocking others?
Uh, yea. Basically.
Why is your page so plain and boring? You should enhance it with animated gifs/java scripts/flash
I want to keep this page as clean, quick-loading, and easy to navigate as possible. I don't have any large images that take forever to load, no animated gifs that take a long time to load, no time consuming jave scripts that serve no purpose, and no flash or quick time "enhancements" that not only take forever to load, but require you to download programs/drivers/etc. Visiting a website should be painless.
Why tables and not frames? Frames make a site easier to update.
Frames are cluttered and crowded. I don't like the way they look, although they can be useful and attractive when used correctly. It's also easy to "get lost" inside a frame set, when linking externally. Tables take longer to update-- I have to go to each navpage and change the information, instead of changing it once with a frame set-- but I think it's easier for people to navigate and use, and looks better. Also, ads only load once, instead of for each frame.It's a personal choice, nothing more.
You really hurt my feelings. Take that lurk page with me in it down!
Uh, no.
What happened to the old lurk pages? You know, the funny ones.
They were on the Solace web page, which Lawren cobbled when we all got banned from V-Chat. When we moved en masse to Solace, Mystic Chylde eventually took them over. After about a year, she deleted the old pages because they took up a LOT of room, and becuase she's a really nice person who doesn't get off on making fun of other people. It's a shame. They were really funny.
Is there an anti-lurk page? There should be. You guys suck. Someone should make fun of YOU.
Haven't heard of one yet. If anyone finds one, let me know! I want to see it/link to it if it's any good.