Honey: sam..yer right..i have to at least wear a bra when luxing the
floor...boobies are quite
distracting
Er. Is she saying that her OWN "boobies" are distracting? Or what? And what is "luxing", anyway? Sith Apprentice: Little bit O Brackish. JESUS: brackish????
He's JESUS. You know it's the REAL JESUS cos HIS name is all in caps. Honey: *L* dustin's getting 'WEIRD' agaaaain
Oooookay.... Sith Apprentice: It's a Kittie song.
Hello Kittie? Honey: i think my classmates approve of my outfit today, holden..*cackle*
And, as we all know, that's all that REALLY matters. JESUS: oh i heard thT I LIKE THAT SONG
Hear ye, Hear ye... JESUS approveth the song! Let the rejoicithing beginith!! DarkQueen: hmmm...brb...gonna check my mail
Thanks for the update, toots. : that chick with the red hair from kittie is just scary lookin...
You're just jealous. Honey: you like kittie? chris has sent me most of their album via mp3..i
like too
Why bother BUYING the album and supporting the artist when you can copy the MP3? Duh! Honey: they're only 19
So was Silverchair, at one point. And Hansen was even younger. Your point...? Sith Apprentice: Yeah, I have the whole album. : whooo...muslin wins the crowd over everytime...i'm tellin you...hair down,
parted...rawr
Yea, nothing like a nice muslin... 350 threat count AT LEAST, a nice sateen finish...
What the FUCK are you talking about? Jesus CHRIST! JESUS: i heard brackish Sith Apprentice: Saw them in concert like a couple weeks ago, quite nice. JESUS: thays it
Apparently, this incarnation of JESUS is only semi-literate. : i saw some interview...quite articulate...about that whole women and sex
and images..blah blah
blah
Could you sum that up a BIT more briefly? I didn't get the gist of it... JESUS:
That's right, bitch! Shut it! Sith Apprentice: I almost got kicked in the face by the fine ass bassist,
cause I grabbed her
ankle.
Ahhhh.... population control in action. Honey: fucking HELL how do i emboss that text..grrrr
Use a screwdriver and press really hard. Honey: WHOOHOOO!!! *happy grin*
Either she finally embossed, or else she REALLY likes the idea of him getting kicked in the face. JESUS:
That's right. Keep it shut there, bitch. Honey: come on children..share my joy...
She's dependent on her classmates' approval for her outfits, and she refers to others as "children"? HM! Sith Apprentice: Damn it's cold in here, I bet I could cut glass with my
nips.
I REALLY needed to know that. Thanks. : makes me all tingly
What do? Tentacle Penis Creatures? amphion: ack...what's wrong with beseen's refresh... : finally! clean underwear at last! -does the clean undies dance-
Yow. At least now you don't have to worry about being in an accident.... Honey: what isint wrong with it..gah Honey: gah..i know what's makin me all tingly lala
Tentacle Penis Sneek Attack! amphion: true dat
Skr00 dat! amphion: :p Sith Apprentice: It's not messing up with me for some reason, it WAS, but
Dillon made a
shitty chat V3.1 and I decorated it with nice Star Wars shit. amphion: mandy: is it bigger than a bread box?
Ah. A question for the ages. Sith Apprentice: I can edit whatever I feel like on this thing.
I don't think anyone cares. : bb: Has my boyfriend been in here? ~~another lurker~~
Ok. Rem-Mary just copy-pasted this. No formatting. So I have NO IDEA what these squiggly lines are... if they're hers... or not... I'm confused! amphion: sorry bb... : welp..i'm off to see that wizard and swim in my skinny latte some
mores...ta ta tiara -smooch-
You do that.
And where the hell is JESUS, anyway? Honey: *L* sam yer making me lol in class...no it's not...least i dont THINK
it is
Oh No! He's making her lol in class! Anything but THAT!!! SPOOKY-KID:
JESUS? Is that you? : have a day all -...the wabbit hunt continues...-
The lack of coherence contines... Honey: *smooches* C'ya later Honey: i hate @!#% bunnies...
I don't think they like you much, either.
And how can you NOT like bunnies? Nail bunny is a bunny! And he's so cool! : thanks Sam ~~lurker#2~~
I'm not sure what this numbering system is about. I think it's Rem-Mary's, but I'm not sure. amphion: mandy: hey no disrupting your classmates...they paid good money for
being there!
Shut the Fuck up, goody two-shoes! Sith Apprentice: Yeah, those type of bunnies do scare me. Expecially the
ones with BIG
pointy teeth.
Yea. They make him wet his armour. amphion: mandy: besides you don't want to explain to them why yer holding
yer cheeks and
whining about muscle aches...
Amazingly enough, I bet her classmates don't care. Honey: hehe..i gave the smell tutor a working over today...told him i'd
payed a few grand to be
connected to the internet..made the fucker dial us in
Suuuuuuure you did. Uh huh. Honey: SAM!!!
SAM da MAN!!! Sith Apprentice: Gotta love Eddie Van Halens Eruption solo.
Yes.
Yes, you do.
I think it's required by law. jack off: dan is here
Well holy shit. Dan's here. Let the feces throwing commence! Bå§îçBîYçh: nice name baby
Er... you spelled "bitch" wrong. Bå§îçBîYçh: I like Danielson better jack off: thanx i like it
He's named himself after his hobby. Bå§îçBîYçh: Dan, set up you yahoo messenger Honey: sounds more like the handle of a single man *L* amphion: bachelor handle...
This is a pun that works on many levels.
Think about it. jack off: why Honey: ya huh... Bå§îçBîYçh: baby, are you a bachelor?
Cos, baby, she's desperate for a bachelor. amphion: shoot...unfortunately i must tear myself away...have 45 minutes til
simpsons in which
to do dishes...
I like his priorities. Honey: duh duh duh
I'd offer you a penny for your thoughts, but... Sith Apprentice: I think I'm going to skip school tomorrow. 3/4 the peoples
going to be gone
anyways.
Little known fact: peer pressure is the number one cause of death among lemmings. Honey: you need 45mins to do dishes? wtf...was it a 12 course smorgasboard?
Naah, he just hasn't washed'em in a week or two. Bå§îçBîYçh: Bye, Sam Sith Apprentice: ~L~ Ive never touched a dish :-)
And since you'll still be living in your parents' basment when you're 40, it will be a long time untill you do. amphion: mandy: no i just hate it and take forever....plus i'm distracted by
the dub... Sith Apprentice: Mother just tells me to flip the switch.
Cos if the lights are out, you can't see the filth. And out of sight is out of mind. jack off: i don't know am i
Well, if you don't even know who you are... Bå§îçBîYçh: Daniel? amphion: dustin: we don't have a dishwasher
Yea, you do. You're it. Honey: sam ;p see you later..~smooch~ Bå§îçBîYçh: what is your Yahoo name? I think it is xxxx_xxx. that is what
your mom told
me?
His MOM told you? Man. *deletes his name* amphion: *hug* vanessa jack off: yes amphion: *smooch* mandy Sith Apprentice: Oh, damn, that blows. amphion: i'll have aim open if somethin comes up.. amphion: laters room Honey: i dont have it here, babe
and it's INCREDIBLY hard to download, too. Bå§îçBîYçh: *huggies* bye Sam
Why is she putting disposable diapers on him? Sith Apprentice: Later Sam. Bå§îçBîYçh: well, click on Yahoo messenger, on the top of your start menu
step... by... step Sith Apprentice: I could have got kicked out of school today, but I kept my
mouth shut. Over
something really stupid.
Wow! Self preservation! This IS news!! DARK LOTUS:
JESUS? Is that you? Bå§îçBîYçh: BABY??? DARK LOTUS:
Say something! DARK LOTUS: what was the stupid thing
Thank you. Honey: lmao@hysteria....well i'll check in later..bye dustin...you psycho
What the hell? Sith Apprentice: Well, you would have to know the whole story about the
statue here. Blah,
just something stupid.
Thank you for not boring us with it. DARK LOTUS: DarkQueen: ok im back
Praise Black Jesus! Sith Apprentice: Later Manders. DARK LOTUS: oh ok
He doesn't care, really. He's glad, too. Sith Apprentice: Dairy Queeeeeeen. ~L~
That's so fucking funny. And I bet she's NEVER heard that before, either. DARK LOTUS: lol Bå§îçBîYçh: I guess I lost Dan. *sigh*
We...we lost him. I'm sorry. Where should we ship the remains? Bå§îçBîYçh: Hey DQ
I actually have a friend whose life goal was to become manager for his local Dairy Queen. He finally got a job there and became manager within a month. After that... he was lost. No more dreams. It was so sad. Sith Apprentice: DL:: It has about 3 storys in it I don't feel like typing. Basicly, a teacher was
mouthing me behind my back. Bå§îçBîYçh: *picking poopy butt*
Well, that image is now permanently burned into my brain. God. DarkQueen: but you didn't lose me nessa
Ass picking and all, you still have friends. Why? Because they are desperate. Sith Apprentice: Ew! Bå§îçBîYçh: Your right DQ *pulls finger out of butt* I still have you :-)
And that's ALL she has. Man. I hope nobody else has to use that keyboard. Ever. Sith Apprentice: Amy, meet me at the Dairy Queen? DARK LOTUS: DarkQueen: you have yahoo messenger, right nessa? Bå§îçBîYçh: yeah, I just got it. Do you have it?
This is like those ICQ conversations, only... "lite". "Idiocy lite" Sith Apprentice: Double ew. DARK LOTUS: *yawns*
Poop bores DARK LOTUS. DarkQueen: yes i do Bå§îçBîYçh: *giggles* Oh Dustin Bå§îçBîYçh: name? DarkQueen: xxxxxxxxx
*deletes yahoo pager name* Bå§îçBîYçh: (where is my boyfriend) lalalala
In your head. Bå§îçBîYçh: (where is my boyfriend) lalalala
Scared off by your ass-picking. Sith Apprentice: It was funny this morning, usually I roll up to school with
some death metal,
black metal shit going and there is people standing outside and I rolled up
with nice classical
music DARK LOTUS:
And DARK LOTUS is strangely unmoved! Sith Apprentice: They didn't know what to think.
The probably didn't care, either. Scarecrow: gratings
What kind of gratings? Cheese? Lemon zest? What? Bå§îçBîYçh: it says your not valid, try me. xx_xxx_xx
Wow. What a blow to the psyche. Unvalidated. *deletes her name* Scarecrow: and greetings
Try one more time... maybe you'll get it right. DARK LOTUS: lol Sith Apprentice: Hello Scare... DARK LOTUS:
Unphased by life around him. Scarecrow: hello sith Bå§îçBîYçh: brb
I hope this doesn't go on for too much longer. My head hurts. DARK LOTUS: *yawns*
He's dying of lack of oxygen to the brain. DarkQueen: ok your on my list nessa Sith Apprentice: Got... kinda... dead..
Most likely as a result of the anal exploration. DARK LOTUS: i need more moutain dew!!!!
You also need more exclamation points!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 DarkQueen: i can just imagine you doing that dustin Sith Apprentice: Yeah, it was funny. I had a nice laugh.
What are they laughing about? What's so funny? God, this is dull. DARK LOTUS:
That empty post was SECRET DARK LOTUS CODE. He agrees with me. DarkQueen: i think i might do that Bå§îçBîYçh: well I know Dan is on the internet, but the question
is.....where is he...is he
lurking??
The world may never know. Scarecrow: you know why mountain dew comes in GREEN bottles?
Because that's what the advertsing designers decided on? : what kind of magic spell to use???
Use some made-up Cthullian magic. : Boy Vanessa, you're a dumb fucking cunt. When are you going to learn that
putting huge pics
like dv.JPG in the avatar slows the whole fucking chat down?!?!? You really
that dense?!
You tell her, no name! Hide behind your shield of annonymity! Bå§îçBîYçh: speeking of, has anyone seen Wiccagrrl?
With a name like "Wiccagrrl", she's GOT to be magically delicious! Bå§îçBîYçh: I LIKE MY PICTURE, FUCK YOU I CAN PUT WHAT EVER I WANT,
NO ONE ELSE IS COMPLAINING
IF YOU PUT YOUR WORDS ALL IN CAPS, YOU MAKE YOUR POINT MUCH MORE CLEARLY AND RATIONALLY. : hey, colon, get a faster computer that cvan handle large images in the
avatar. ~~another lurker, or perhaps another color~~
Because, you know, computers just grow on trees and are easy to get. : Most people presently present are probably too dumb (like you) to realize
YOUR pic is
slowing the whole chat down. ~~#1~~
Yea! You go! Tell her off! Sith Apprentice: I use a VERY small picture.
Good boy! *pats him on the head* Bå§îçBîYçh: my computer goes just fine with that picture on the avtor
And if it works for her, it should work for everyone, right? Right? Scarecrow: magic spell? use fireball lv.3 that works for me.....hahaha : You need to reformat the pic so you'd have a smaller version, and put that
in the avatar. ~~#1~~ Bå§îçBîYçh: well if you would like to take that picture, and give it a new
addy, and make it
small then, I will change, other wize I'm not doing anything tonight but
sitting on my ass
Well, she might stick her fingers back up said ass, but other than that... : You're one of the competent, smart ones Dill. ~~#1~~ Bå§îçBîYçh: Hey John : dillon's not in here, colon ~~#2~~ : That's the only thing besides spreading your legs that your good at.
~~#1~~
Yow! That is an insult! : hey vanessa ~~#2~~ Scarecrow: I use no picture, whats that make me? : Oh yeah, dat's Pinhead. ~~#1~~ Sith Apprentice: Hello John ~nod Bå§îçBîYçh: I still hate Ian, I was supposted to get 500
er... what? Sith Apprentice: Yes it is. : maybe i should get the pic of me on my little brothers comp, and put that
in the avatar. its so big i coulnd't put it on my angelfire page.~~#2~~
Ohhh, that's a GOOD idea! Bå§îçBîYçh: I must admit, spreding your legs is hard for some people, mostly
for people like
you, who never get it, and have to poke fun at those who do
That's one of the crappiest come backs I've EVER heard. EVER.
