: PEA BRAIN IS COMING FOR ME!
Well, I guess I can't argue with that.
DEAD STAR: REALLY!
: dead star...you arent a star...you arent anything. are ya.
Uhm... okaaaaay.
: blue colon must be a pathetic little loser all he has to do w/his life but bitch on chatrooms
This room has no ip #'s, so lurkers are called 'colon', and are frequently identified by the color they use.
DEAD STAR:
I guess he subscribes to the philosophy of 'If you can't say something nice... just leave a blank post.
: DEAD STAR, you have the intelligence of mummified dog shit. why do you bother to go on living?
This guy makes a living as a motivational speaker.
: blue colon isn't HALF as intelligent as he THINKS he is
DEAD STAR: TO BOTHER U
Well, Jesus. I know that's why I live my life.
DEAD STAR: JUST FOR U
Isn't that sweet? I think it's love.
DEAD STAR: I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO STUPID. MY MOTHER USED ALOT OF DRUGS WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT.
AT LAST! The truth comes out! Or does it?
DEAD STAR: WTF
DEAD STAR: I DIDNT SAY THAT
And here, to "Dead Star"'s consternation, we discover the main draw back of ip-less rooms.
DEAD STAR: I LIVE TO LICK THE ASSES OF MY SUPERIORS. MY ONLY WISH IS TO SERVE THEM.
This is kinda funny.
: abortion bucket reject
But this is just plain mean! For shame!
DEAD STAR: OK WHATEVER
Taking a laid-back approach...
: o.k. dead star don't get dumb after i defended you, they are FUCKING with you
This guy had to spell it out for "Dead Star"... "they are FUCKING with you". Damn. What'd "Dead Star" think, that his computer hated him and was trying to embarrass him in front of all his friends?
DEAD STAR: DO REALLY THINK YOU ARE BOTHERING ME
DEAD STAR: *BOWS DOWN BEFORE THE BLUE COLON*
Do you know what I wish I had right now? A Strawberry Daiquiri.
DEAD STAR: BETTER THAN BEIN MONKEY PISS LIKE YOU
Again with the piss!
: just ignore the pathetic losers, so how r u today
You know, the pathetic loosers that know how to spell complex words like "you" and "are".
DEAD STAR: YOU KNOW, I THINK I SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME TO DORK STAR. IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE.
I think this is the imposter, but it's hard to be sure.
: mmm monkey piss...that's your idea of kool-aid, right?
Wow. It's so fucking witty in here. Wait... maybe if I do a bunch of drugs I will think it's funny. Hold on a second.
Nope, still not funny.
DEAD STAR: I DONT BOW DOWN FOR AN ONE
NO, BUT YOU SPEAK IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THEM OFF.
: i think it's what the blue colons mother breast fed him to make his such a reject
Wow. This is only slightly incoherent.
DEAD STAR: YOU CAN TALK SHIT ALL YOU WANT BUT YOUR NOT BOTHERING ME PEOPLE LIKE U SUCK
You're SOOOO not bothering me, that I'm going to tell you all how very much you aren't bothering me! Cos it doesn't bother me! Not at all!
DORK STAR: UH OH, SHORT BUS BOY SAYS I SUCK!!! HOW WILL I GO ON?
*shakes head* It's sad when 10-year-olds try to exchange verbal barbs.
DEAD STAR: I DONT KNOW Y PEOPLE LIKE YOU GO ON LIVING
To spite you, mainly.
: really so they think they're hurting anybody's feelings
Uh. What?
: then dont respond, DUMMY
That's what I'm saying.
: if i didnt matter, neither of you would be biting so eagerly...monkey monkey monkey
I think this person meant "bitching". Or, maybe "biting" is just some new meaning of the word.
: i told him to ignore it but maybe he likes playing this game
Oh. Well. If YOU told him... all right, then.
DEAD STAR: KEEP TALKING SHIT C'MON
"I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."
: i guess you do like this childish game
I know I'm getting a kick out've it.
DEAD STAR: YOUR FUNNY WHEN YOUR ALL BITCHY LOL
DEAD STAR: ITS JUST FUNNY
: dummies. picking sides doing what is 'right' oh yes...you'll go far. chose to defend those that truely deserve such taunts. brilliant.
Although I'm not sure what this person is talking about, he really REEKS of self-righteous bullshit. What think you?
DEAD STAR: LIKE U I DONT THINK SO
SHUT UP!
: i don't know him so i don't judge what makes you better than him cuz your a smartass?
Punctuation: our secret friend.
: gone
Thank God.
DEAD STAR: BYE
: i know i'll go far i'm allready there