Immortal Vampi: ...*looks around, her eyes give off an eerie yellow glow*
Oh no! Her eyes are glowing! That must mean she's caught in the headlights of somebody's car or something! Get out of the way, Immortal Vampi! Get out of the waaaaaaaay!
Shadowblade: from his back* now if you want a fight I'll be happy to oblige
He's so manly. I want to fuck him.
Immortal Vampi: Can I tape this..and sell it to HBO..?
I don't think HBO is interested. Cinemax, on the other hand, will show any kind of crap at all.
Deianeira: *slams into the wall with a loud thud and falls to the ground*
Action!
170: : *pokes around*
Excitement!
Shadowblade: but for now miss I have to go... you had better watch your back or else you may find yourself a victim of an assamite.. *disappears*
Damn Assamites... they're worse than Ninjas. Every time I turn around, I trip over one of them!
Deianeira: *lays motionless on the ground*
Another successful sexual encounter!
Shadowblade: *GONE*
Immortal Vampi: *looks down at Dei* You ok..?
She's fine. She's just lying on the floor because she likes the view.
Darkwolf: *appears from the shadows*
Oh no! The secret agent vampire from hell is back!
Immortal Vampi: *reaches down towards Dei slowly with her right hand* Need some help..?
She wants to let "Dei" sniff her hand realize she's a friend.
Deianeira: *doesn't move*
She's "dead." She has to stay down for five more minutes.
Darkwolf: *surveys the scene* figures I leave for five minutes and somebody gets hurt *he removes his sunglasses his eyes glowing a faint blue*
This meeting of the glowing-eyes-club is called to order. First on the agenda: how much money is too much money to spend on really good quality sunglasses?
Immortal Vampi: *closes her eyes and shakes her head solemnly* Fine then..
Fuck you! Just 'cos you think being unconcious allows you to ignore my feeble offers of aid! Fuck you!
Deianeira: *starts to sit up but falls back over*
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. She is not weeble.
Darkwolf: someone want to tell me what happened?
Duh. You left for five minutes and somebody got hurt. I thought we'd already established that.
Immortal Vampi: An assamite came in here..Dei got aggressive towards him..and he threw her into a wall
"Hello, yes. I'm Bob the Assamite. Can I get some directions to...what... hey! Don't kick m e! I just want some direc... ok, that's it!" *super ninja kungfu assamite attack* "I'm an honorable Assamite, so I'll just leave you here unconcious and make a few idle threats, because that's all we assassins do. Don't attack me again! Or else! Oh, and here's my card. Tell your friends."
Immortal Vampi: ...Yea..
Darkwolf: interesting
Darkwolf: that wouldn't happen to be someone named shadow would it?
Oh my god! It's like he knows what's going on! Oh, wait... he plays "shadow." Shocking!
Immortal Vampi: He was looking for Darkwolf..*lets out a melancholy sigh*
Not "you," "Darkwolf."
"Hey, Darkwolf! Somebody's looking for Darkwolf!"
"I'm Darkwolf. You say somebody's looking for Darkwolf?"
"Yes, Darkwolf. Somebody is, indeed looking for Darkwolf."
Immortal Vampi: And yea it was Shadow
"I'm an assassin. You can tell by my spooky name."
Immortal Vampi: Looking for you..it seems
Ah, there she goes. Personal pronouns ahoy!
Shadowblade: *appears again in the shadows*
Oh my God! He's returned! Where is Darkwolf?
Immortal Vampi: *startled* The hell!?
Shadowblade: *steps out of the shadows.. eyeing vampi from behind his mirrored glasses*
I bet that, behind those mirrored glasses, his eyes are glowing eerily.
Immortal Vampi: *senses his eyes upon her, shifting her own eyes in his direction*
"shifting her own eyes in his direction" could easily be shortened to "turns to look at him."
Dallas Bradshaw: *sighs as she pushes open the door and slips inside, scanning the room quickly before making her way to the bar*
She's just in time for the return of the assasin!
Torque: `~~Stands leaned up against a wall in the in the darkness, eyes only shown glowing its usualy red color~~`
How long do you think he's been there? Peeping Tom.
Do you like his glowing red eyes? He must have lost his sunglasses.
Shadowblade: I'm back... *grins* you would make quite an easy kill... *looks her over* give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you... for the trouble your friend caused
How about "Because I'm not her"?
Christ. Do you go to Dominick's Finer Foods and threaten to kill the cashier because all the bananas at Ultra, the Stock Up Store were bruised? This is really crappy logic.
Immortal Vampi: She's mentally ill?
I use that excuse a lot too.
Torque: Kill her and I fucking kill you..
Big words from a little man.
Immortal Vampi: I have no business with you, Shadow, must you start?
Shadowblade: *whips around his eyes fixed on torque as he removes his sunglasses. his eyes glowing crimson* ah you again
Ahhh! Attack of the glowy red eyes!
Crimson versus red: who will win?
Dallas Bradshaw: Torq.....*sighs* please....don't start....
Dallas Bradshaw: You either Shadow.....*furrows her brow slightly, plunking down onto a barstool*
Punction.... is! hard... I don't? remember... what to; use... I'll... just keep: using, ellipses...
Torque: `~~Just glares, doing nothing more and nothing less~~~`
Blinking contest ahoy!
Shadowblade: *his composure changes when he realizes the lady present* as you wish dallas... but I do so only for you
Well, I was going to kill you... but there's a lady present. Oh yea, and that's an insult to the other two women in here... she's a lady and you aren't! Ha!
Immortal Vampi: *l*..You have this guy whipped, Dallas?
Hey, you got the scary guy to back down! I better insult him! Gee, I'm smart!
Shadowblade: *whips around towards vampi again his knife flying directly over her shoulder and into the wall* don't push your luck.. I'll deal with you later *faces dallas again*
He's so cool. I wish I were as cool as he is.
Dallas Bradshaw: *narrows her emerald gaze towards Vampi* I suggest you stay out of this, my dear.....unless you wish to start trouble...
But she? already... started! trouble.
Torque: Psstt..`~~Shakes his head at this non sence and walks out of the darkness heading over towards the bar for a drink~~`
Do you think his glowey eyes act like laser pointers?
Immortal Vampi: Fine..I'll keep my distance
It's my insistance/you keep your distance/ from the glare behind my stare/
Shadowblade: *walks over to the wall pulling his knife out and returning it to it's sheath*
He said "sheath." giggle snort giggle.
Dallas Bradshaw: Good.....*turning her gaze towards Torq* Have you thought about what I said last night?
I bet he hasn't.
Torque: No I haven't...`~~Sliding onto a bar stool~~` Do what you will..I'm nolonger invovled in this...
I am correct, as usual!
Dallas Bradshaw: *sighs* You know what I said was true....I don't stand a chance like this.....
She's asking for tutoring help in the big punctuation bee her school is hosting. If she wins, the cutest boy in school will ask her to the dance!
Shadowblade: *takes a seat at a table and watches the scene at the bar* aww.. how touching *a cutting tone of sarcasm enters his voice*
He is so jealous.
Since Dallas is taken, he'll have to ask the fat girl to the dance!
Torque: `~~Growls under his breath at Shadows comment, but says nothing in return~~`
Good puppy! Speak! Speak! Good boy! You get a biscuit.
Immortal Vampi: *takes a seat at the very corner of the bar, staying silent but very much alert*
And that's all ReMary grabbed before going off to class. Thank you, little mouse.