Hecate Diron? are you the diron that knew midnight?
Kelrae: *senses his master close*
Yes, see, he can smell him.
Like wet dog.
152. It's Pierre
Oh, Pierre!
Caleb MacCloud: Shall we go now? *smiles*
Please do. Please.
Massina: **cringes inside**
* does too*
*watches them and laughs*
Caleb MacCloud: Is that your hand under me kilt lass?
Nope, it's a big, pale, sweaty, white spider.
Is that your dick under your kilt? NO! Ha ha! It's a prosthetic, cos you're a eunuch!
Hemlock *her hands fall to his ass, gives his cheeks a little squeeze* Yes, lets
Oh dear God…*feels ill* Slap dat ass, yo.
*snork* Sweet angry Jesus! I'm scarred for life! Porn Chat part II?
Kelrae: *peers at Hem* whats all this about me coming on to you??
Yeah, whats up wit that, Hem? Imagine…Hemlock? Coming ON to someone? The mind boggles.
If you're a slut and you know it, clap your hands.
LordTillSchwarzesherz: uh...well, you know Katrina Faith dont you?, well we kind of had sex, but it meant nothing to me, I gave her only my body, for you are the one who has my heart
Oooh, Lord Till Whateveritis, you bad bad kid! "Oh, she meant nothing to me, oh, it was just sex, oh, it was just my sister…" I'd have his heart…. on a plate. With Stove Top.
*falls over laughing* It was only sex, baby! I thought about you the ENTIRE time!
Kelrae: never mind hun!!
Hemlock: ((it was a while ago, before you and Kaos were friends, don't worry about it, love. He's being a silly shit again))
Diron: *looks worried* Kel, run, hes coming *growls as his eyes start to change colour*
Uh oh…the eye color change…you know what THAT means…EVIL DIRON! *runs * Seriously, I've seen this guy before.
ANY time eyes start chaning color, it's time to run.
Massina: what is it*looks at him with a fragle look on her hardened face*
*wonders which Fraggle * that was a pretty good show.
Lord have mercy.
Kelrae: hey ric hows things?? come in
Caleb MacCloud: *smoke seeps up through the floorboards of the tavern and engulfs them, carrying them to his place for some super love*
*just dies * Super love! *LMFAO * Oh dear God! Save me!
He is going to use his super-love tentacle penis attack on her.
LordTillSchwarzesherz: I feel disgusted with myself for it, and I hope you can forgive me
* hoots like she's on Jerry Springer* Yo, girl, kick dat dog to tha curb!
He's lying. As soon as her back's turned, he's going to do it again. QUICK! TILLY! Use your super-love tentacle penis attack on her! Disapear in a shower of smoke like Caleb and carry her off for some super love!
Kelrae: *draws his katana shouting who??*
* wants a shouting katana* Neato. Silly Katana….EVIL DIRON!
Diron: *eyes turn Red*
Not just red, ladies and gents…Red. Everyone should run now.
Hemlock: *giggles*
That silly fool! She must flee! EVIL DIRON is coming!
152. I'm cool, but I can't stay long
Yeah…he's too cool to stay. Probably wears sunglasses inside.
He's so cool, you can keep a side of beef on him for a month.
Massina: ((err sory missed the post cool got it)) so**could care less, a bright smile on her face*
This is the chick that LordTill-HitKeysRandomlyAlot is talking to. What kind of name is that? Is it German? I dunno.
We'll have to ask Rem-Mary.
Caleb MacCloud: ((see you later Hem, got to run for now))
Damn, he ditched her…and after the super love too.
Well, you know, that super-lovin doesn't clean up after itself.
Kelrae: *grins at hem*
152. Diron - You have mail
Well, you best send it care of EVIL DIRON. Can't you see the Red in his eyes?
Hecate: *in the mists of all that is happeing, no one notices Hecate performing a rite on her table*
Why is the room misty? And what kind of Rite is she preforming? A table dance or something? Whew. Good thing that mist is obscurring things.
Hemlock: ((okay, see you later *winks*))
Diron: *screams in pain as he can feel his mind being destroyed*
On the upside…it won't hurt for very long…
On the downside, once his mind is destroyed, he'll come around even MORE.
Massina: no big deal, I understand you have need, now if you fed from her, THen I'ld be jelous
You know, I said the same thing to my last boyfriend….'screw them if you want, just don't drink their blood cause, you know…I'd totally be jealous of that. Yeah.' And naturally, he went right out and did it! Men.
They're all bastards.
LordTillSchwarzesherz: So, you dont care?
* LordTill-DoodleyWhatsit's current inner monologue…."YES!! SCOOOORE!!" * spikes football*
He's now making a list of all the OTHER women he's going to sleep with.
Diron: *runs out* BRB
* taps foot…getting impatient….wants EVIL DIRON* C'mon c'mon.
152. Actually you don't - how do you spell your surname again?
Kelrae: *dives to the table his caloak swirls around him and hisatana turns dark red in his eye reflection*
Ah, been a while since I handed out one of these….*pulls out a shiny new Incoherence Award for Kelrae*
Massina: welll, I care,but I understand too
Understands what? His need to screw around on her? Man…it's women like her…
Massina: *shrinks and looks at the floor* I mean I, well
*watches her shrink….squashes her *
: LordTillSchwarzesherz: Can you ever forgive me?
If she does'nt care... what's there to forgive?
Hecate: *is chanting cross legged on her table*
Kelrae: *brushes his hair from his eyes peering menicingly at the door*
Mmmm…icing…
Hemlock: ((I'm outies, later all. *hugs to everyone*)) *smiles and vanishes*
Laura-Faith: * just off a open window* mew,,,sits lucking my white fur ...mew
*snatches that Incoherence Award away from Kelrae for Laura * I spooke too soon.
Lucking? Is she imbuing it with lucky charms goodness? What? Is she magically delicous? Lucking?
Kelrae: *a wry smile comes over his beaten face*
152Kelrae - you have mail I think
Kelrae: *waves to hem*
Massina: *whispers* only if you can forgive me for not being able to..... you know
Not being able to what? Spell? RP? Stand up for yourself? Make a fabulous Beef Wellington ? You're going to have to be specific here.
I think she's... you know... frigid.
152. Actually you dont Adress?
What?
Kelrae: ((*L* a 2 word mail by any chance *L*))
Fiend: *enters silently and moves to the back of the room*
He has to go pee.
LordTillSchwarzesherz: *embraces her*...I belong to you, and you alone, it will never happen again
Untill the next set of legs spreads themselves for me.
Hecate: *lighted cadles in the north south east and west and a fire begins to grow around the table in a circle*
She could have just turned on a lamp…but, hey.
How do four candles make a circle?
152. what is your address?
Laura-Faith: * just on top of the bar *smelling the air for feed.
*sprinkles some feed around the bar* Suuuu-eeeey pig pig pig pig pig! Come'n git it!
152 ((actually it is only 2 words))
And those two words are…corn muffin.
Massina: *looks up at him in shock*
*would make a comment, is too crabby, never got EVIL DIRON fix *
Kelrae: *stands waiting on the table his cloak sagged around his muscular fatugue*
What is a fatugue? How does it get muscular? Is it near your deltoids?
fatugue=fat gut? I dunno...
LordTillSchwarzesherz: There is no need for you to ask forgiveness, I am the one who has done wrong
See, even HE knows she's whipped. He screws around, she apologizes. Yeesh.
What a fuck head.
Kelrae: ((*L* click on my name))
Massina: but, but, I....*looks flabbergasted*
152. You are making words up Carl - go read a dictionary
Them's fightin' words in this room…
Kelrae: sory *L* sdjfhkshjv
Yeah, gibberish. That's better.
Massina: you're going to live , forever, and I*shakes her head totally unable to form a coherrant thought*
*dies of surprise *
Kelrae: it means wanker by the way!!
Would you SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Hecate: *is chanting franically until a large band which blows out the candles and the fire*
*jams with the band * Oompa oompa oompa..
ooooh.... spooky....
Kelrae: *brushes his cape to the side sensing the danger subside and sits back*
And so I leave you tonight, with Kelrae's magic danger-divining cape to protect you. Goodnight, and god bless.