Noah Bastian Fan Fiction

last updated: 3.10, 2000,fri 11.32 PM EST


Chad Versus Darth Vader: A Dream Come True by Meri (BSBisNSYNC@aol.com)

Story: Takes place after 2Ge+her is together & before Doug is back with his family.

Doug flipped through the newspaper looking for the comics. He bounced up at a bump in the road as the Winnebago known as the Dream Machine rolled down the highway. In the background Chad was making laser noises while Mickey yelled obscene rap lyrics out the window. Bob was driving with Jerry in the passenger seat going on about Erin.
QT was passed out on one of the small beds after an uprising of his disease. They were so used to him doing that they barely noticed.
"Oh wow. Chad look at this!" Doug excitedly held up the newspaper to Chad.
"No way!" Chad said at long last after he read the ad. "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is being re-released?" Chad ran to the front of the Winnebago which wasn't that far. "Can we please go see Star Wars?"
"Haven't you seen it already? We are on a very tight schedule." Bob said.
"Why don't you let him see it. We have the time." Jerry said combing his hair.
"Mickey Parke ain't seeing some nerd geek movie! Mickey Parke goes to see porn flicks!" Mickey yelled in protest.
"It's ok. I can go alone." Chad said quickly not wanting to cause a riot in the Winnie.
"When is it?" Bob asked.
"It starts tomorrow." Doug said taking the comics page out and giving the paper to Jerry.
"If you can go and be back by 4. We have a performance tomorrow." Bob gave in. Chad nodded eagerly.
"Oh wow. I have to get together a costume."
"You carry a costume with you?" Jerry's jaw dropped.
"Well yeah." Chad said sarcastically. He went over to his suitcase and rooted through it. "Check this out." He pulled out some Jedi Robes.
"I thought you were R2D2?" Doug asked confused.
"Well I don't have time to make the outfit. Besides I have the Light saber." Doug grimaced remembering the time he had interrupted Chad's light saber practicing to get him back on the Winnie. Big mistake.
"Hey guys." QT spoke up from the bed. "Can I go?"
"I suppose so. Do you have a costume?" Chad asked.
"No. But then again I'm not obsessed." QT said.
"We'll get you one." Chad grinned. "You can be Amadala." Chad said his eyes lighting up.
"No way. I can't get chicks If I'm a chick." QT shook his head.
"Doug can I borrow $5? I haven't made a buttload yet so I'm kind of broke." Chad admitted.
"Tomorrow. When you actually see the movie."
"Thanks." Chad sat back down to finish cutting up his Sea Doo magazine and dream of the next day.
"I need to call Erin. I miss her." Jerry said to no one in particular.
"I think it's actually a good idea you fools are wearing costumes. Those mad chicks might jump you if you weren't." Mickey started. "What am I saying? I would love to be mauled by chicks. But I ain't seeing some star geek worshippers movie. Mickey Parke is cooler than that."
"We're at the motel." Bob spoke up. Everyone piled out to go rent 1 room.
"When we make a buttload I am so sleeping in my own room. I'm getting really tired of this." QT said as they trooped to their room.
"Why does Bob get to sleep in the Winnie?" Doug asked.
"Well because he wants us to bond. It's like a big guys sleep over and we are bonding." Chad guessed.
"I suppose that's ok." Doug decided.
"Yeah. It's great. Tonight we can like get a pay per view movie and have popcorn." Chad said nodding fervently.
"Don't we usually do that." QT said giving Chad a dope slap.
"So? Tonight is a sleep over just because I sat so." Chad stuck out his tongue. "I'm not sleeping in the tub tonight."
"You don't have to. This place has 2 king sized with a cot." Jerry observed putting his duffel bag down on a bed.
"Jerry, I get the window spot. Jerry that's mine!" Mickey whined.
"Fine. I'll sleep over here with Chad. You can sleep with Doug. QT can have the cot because last time anyone bigger than him got on one we broke it." Jerry said in a finalizing way.
"Can we play Truth or Dare?" Chad asked jumping on the bed. He had the white stuffed bear in his arms that he got when he passed the teddy bear test.
"Stop jumping." Doug said catching his younger brother.
"It's ok with me." QT said sitting down and sinking down in the cot.
"Mickey Parke has nothing to hide."
"As long as you don't ask any personal questions about me and Erin." Jerry agreed turning pink.
"I'll start." Chad said sitting down on the bed. "QT truth or dare?"
"Dare." QT figured Chad wouldn't have it in him to come up with anything good.
"I want you to see how much money you can fit up your butt. Then we'll know how much a butt load really is." Chad smiled smugly for himself.
"Here ya go." Mickey handed QT a handful of dirty coins. "He didn't say paper money."
"Please. I'm a sick young star. You wouldn't want a mysterious illness other than my disease to keep me from singing. Get those away from me." QT pleaded.
"Woos." Jerry said. "Those are dumb excuses." he snatched the money from Mickey's hand and reached for his belt.
"No. That's enough truth or dare for tonight." Doug swooped in and took the money. "I'm the older brother so I say what's good for you guys. And this isn't. Time to go to bed. We need to practice tomorrow."
"You're my baby girl...you know that you are." Jerry started singing.
"Yo man. That song is so warped. Stop singing it." Mickey sneered covering his ears.
"E is for..." Jerry grinned. Mickey started for Jerry's throat.
"Don't hurt him Jerry." Chad said snuggling into bed.
"Thanks for the faith in me." Mickey sighed dropping his fists.
"Good night." QT said burrowing down in the covers on his cot.
The next morning everyone woke up bright and early ready for the interview they had to do with J-14 magazine. They went across town to the hotel where there was a proper conference room for the interview rather than go to the arena to early.
"How did you all meet?" Asked one eager reporter. She looked suspiciously like a 14 year old in disguise.
"It was all Bob Buss." Jerry answered. "He has a knack. We kind of found each other. Like it was meant to be."
"What is everyone's favorite colors?" asked the other reporter boredly as she checked off something on her clipboard.
"Mine's green. QT's is blue." Jerry said before QT could argue.
"Mine is Robin's Egg Blue." Mickey said seriously.
"Mine is red." Chad said quietly.
"I think I like yellow, no wait orange." said Doug as he debated with himself.
"What are your favorite ice cream flavors?" the reporter asked making another check.
"Do they make you ask these dumb questions?" Mickey looked at her with a raised brow. She nodded wearily.
"Alright. Mine's chocolate-chocolate chip." Mickey looked down the line.
"I like vanilla." Jerry said proudly. Mickey bafawed at him.
"M' n M' ice cream that melts in your mouth and slides all the way down." QT said grinning.
"I like cookie dough." Chad said.
"I think I will eat any ice cream you put in front of me and call it my favorite." Doug said truthfully.
"Can we go soon?" Chad looked at Bob who shook his head.
"I will finish up soon if you don't mind if we add a few of our own stuff in there."
"I don't care as long as you don't mention my girlfriend." Jerry said quickly.
"You have a girlfriend?" the young reporter squeaked. Jerry clamped his mouth shut.
"I meant my friend that's a girl. She gets mistaken for my girlfriend." Jerry covered up smoothly. The girl was scribbling away on her pad.
"I think it's time for the photo part of the interview." The older reporter said getting up and moving to the back of the room to an area the guys hadn't noticed.
"No photos!" Chad said horrified.
"It's ok Chad. Stand in back." Doug said soothingly. Chad blinked at him and shuffled to the back.
"The chicks will dig me majorly." QT said sexily taking off his coat as the camera flashed like a strobe light.
"Pretend you are with Sea Doos. Remember how much fun you had in that commercial?" Jerry reminded Chad. Chad instantly began making noises remnant of a Sea Doo and was therefore grinning.
"Show me big goofy smiles." Called the photographer as the guys started loosening up. Finally it was over. They went back to the motel, some to chill out and some like Chad and QT to prepare for their big adventure as they went to see The Phantom Menace for the 16th time. (Well Chad's 16th time. QT had seen it 2 times.)
"Please wear a costume. It's really important to me." Chad said trying to sound like Bob, when he had begged Chad to say he loved his brother always.
"Do I have to be a girl?"
"Well no. How about you can be Anakin? That's not very girly. And you are the young one after all." Chad pointed out.
"Where will we get the costume?"
"You can use mine." Chad pulled both costumes out of his bag.
"You are so bizarre." QT shook his head then headed to the bathroom with the costume.
"Now I want you to be careful of teenage girls who might recognize you." Doug warned Chad as he and QT prepared to leave for the Cineplex a few blocks down.
"You even have a detachable braid? What's wrong with you defecto?" Mickey said yanking on Chad's Jedi braid.
"Don't pay attention to him. Come back here right after the movie. Here's your money." Doug finished as he handed 10 bucks to Chad.
"Bye!" Chad waved and went outside his light saber clinking at his side.
"Why do I feel extremely silly?" QT looked down at his beige outfit and his model podracer.
"You have yet to master the Force." Chad said knowledgeably.
"Ok. Sounds good." QT scanned the streets as they walked along for girls. At one point he thought he saw one wink at him.
"I hope Qui Gon Ginn doesn't die this time." Chad sighed.
"Let's just get our tickets." QT said heading inside and making a beeline for the counter. People were already staring and pointing. He couldn't tell whether it was because he was in 2GE+HER or in costume but he wasn't going to wait to find out. As soon as Chad paid they headed to the theater but Chad stopped them so he could get popcorn.
"Look what we have here." someone mumbled behind them as the pair waited in line. "Is Obi Wan Kenobi your little hero?"
"Yeah. Is he yours? " Chad turned around to face the older teenager.
"You wouldn't catch me seeing that dumb movie. Except maybe to root on the bad guys."
"Do you want to say that to my light saber?" Chad said dead serious.
"That hunk of cheap plastic?" the guy knocked it away when Chad raised it.
"Leave him alone." QT said stepping in the way.
"What did you say pipsqueak?" the kid snarled as he chuckled to himself in a Darth Vaderish way. He made a move towards QT who proceeded to collapse. Chad raised his light saber and charged at the kid. All it did was annoy him and the plastic bent out of shape.
"Oh dear." Chad said.
"Foo don't you be messing with my boys." Chad looked up and broke out in a grin. Mickey marched inside intent on rescuing his pals. He went right at the guy and for once actually connected.
"Wow. You are my hero." Chad looked at Mickey wide eyed.
"Ain't your movie starting? Come on." Mickey snapped picking up QT. He didn't like coming to the rescue but he was to look out for his little bros and he would. They headed into the theater and Mickey actually had a good time.
"Thank you Mickey. You are so brave." Chad offered Mickey his light saber.
"Thanks kid." Mickey smiled and accepted it, thus cementing their friendship.

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