Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark...

One:  Don't miss the boat.
Two:  Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three:  Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four:  Stay fit.  When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five:  Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six:  Build your future on high ground.
Seven:  For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight:  Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine:  When you're stressed, float awhile.
Ten:  Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven:  No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.
Noah's Ark
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