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| SOME FAVOURITE QUOTES Please enjoy |
| "Brilliance and madness are closely related - please give me the benefit of the doubt !" Lynda Cracknell |
| "Whatever is, is best" Ella Wheeler Wilcox |
| "A committee is a dul-de-sac down which ideas are lured then quietly strangled" Unknown |
| "A camel is a horse designed by a committee" Unknown |
| "When you reach the end of your rope - tie a knot and hang on !" Unknown |
| "I up my age. I prefer people think I'm a well preserved 60 rather than a haggard 50 !" Lynda Cracknell |
| "I don't mind being left on the shelf - as long as I'm taken down and dusted occasionally" Margaret (Red) Boland |
| "You can fleece a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once" via Barbara Chapman - source believed to be an insurance salesman |
| "This too shall pass away" Ella Wheeler Wilcox |
| (If aspersions are cast re my aged and mis-shaped body) "These days I concentrate on having a lean and healthy mind" |
| My mothers favourite quote "Some Ministers of Religion are too heavenly minded to be of any earthly use" Rev Alan Walker |
| Seen in an antique shop "Please don't steal. The Government doesn't like the competition" Unknown |
| Comment on Statisticians. "Statisticians say that if you have one foot in the fire and the other foot in a bucket of ice, On average, you're tolerably comfortable" Unknown |
| Now you can link to my page of humorous verse, or go direct to my home page where I have links to some of my stories and family. Please enjoy |
| Mist on the dry bed of the Todd River, Alice Springs. 1983. Absolutely nothing to do with quotes, I just wanted to add a nice picture to the page. |