When ever I am having sex with my boyfriend I always picture him as a dog. I think that I want to have sex with a dog and I don't know what to do. This has been really bugging me lately and since your good with this type of stuff I thought you might have an answer for me.
Anonymous, ???, Ontario
I wanna let you know right off the bat I am pissed and almost never answered your question. You MUST put your name so that everyone can make fun of you when they read this article. But on the topic of beastiality, I think your desperate. The dog you see is just a metophorical mirage of what you want to see... you think of men as dogs. You like sucking on our "pink" thing. Something to think about is using male dog collars during sex. Or if worse comes to worse go to the SPCA and get a sex pet, I really don't give a shit.
Dr. MacDonnell
Me and my girlfriend are getting pretty close now, since we have been together for 3 years. This means that we are not embarrassed about doing anything...except... the other day I wasn't feeling good, but I tried to tough it out. When my girlfriend wanted to sex I wasn't really up for it, but I wanted to please her, so I went along with it. When she went down on me it felt good, but I started losing control of my bowel. Next thing I knew her mouth was full of runny diahreaha. Well, since then, she hasn't been able to look at me the same, let alone go down on me. Dr, what should I do?
Brent Miller, Sudbury, Ontario
You seem to be a very troubled child. This isn't the first time I have had to solve your problems, but I am not going to hold it against you. First off, what your gf has to realize is that your slimey shit running in her mouth was a foreshadowing for the semen that you were going to shoot in there later on. It's kind of like a little gift, from you to her. I don't usually recommend shitting in the mouth ( I prefer a hot steamy turd on the chest), its your choice. I think if your going to earn her respect back you will have to let her shit on your chin. She will giggle a little and then the sex will be back to normal. Give'er a try son!
Dr. MacDonnell
Hi... my problem originates from when I was a young lad. I had a peeing problem. I would have someone come to the bathroom and help talk me through it, usually my dad. I am now 20, and I still have the problem. Last week I was at a restaurant and there was no one to help me so I went and got a waiter to come talk to me. I have even asked chef's for assistance. But when they do come in the feel uncomfortable and usually end up calling the cops. When I am at jail and in my cell and then I have to pee you can guess what happens... thats right... "Excuse me officer, can you come here?" It never ends. Can you help me?
Needs Company, Sudbury, Ontario
Why do you always hide your indentity!?!? I know its you, remember when you asked me to hold your hand while you did your business last week. One thing is for sure, my patients are nutcases, the last one couldn't keep his shit in his ass and you can't piss like a normal human. Well I guess there are a few options that can help you with this problem. First, you can try tickling your choda while fingering your butt. I find that works. Or you can come back in for some more of those one-on-one sessions, but thats only if you promise to keep your boner in your pants this time. We will work on something, but in the mean time try talking to yourself in a mirror while your pissing. Let me know how things go!
Dr. MacDonnell
Hi... as you know I am a huge whore. The other night I brought home two boys from the bar. We started to get down and dirty, one guy was ramming me up the ass while I tossed the other guys salad. In the midst of chewing up his anus, he farted in my face... but I just kept going. How can I get men to respect me more? I am tired of being used!
Anonymous, Sudbury, Ontario
Well what can I say... you are a whore! I would probably shoot a nice batch in your eyes and then piss on your leg. But if it appreciation you seek from us, then I guess I might have a fool-proof game plan for you. You know that saying "The quickest way to a guy's heart is through his stomach." Well thats full of shit, its through his cock. So, maybe sucking as much dick as you can with a big smile on your face will show these mean how confident you are in yourself. If you need some help with that you can drop by my office for some training. See ya around.
Dr. MacDonnell
