You Know You're Too Big of A MacGyver Fan When You...
Have ALL the eps.....
Have the ABC versions of all the eps.......
Have them on tape IN ORDER.......
Have them taped with NO commercials
Know the MacGyverisms by memory
Know, by memory, which EPISODE each Mac'ism came from.
Know all the episode TITLES from a brief description.
Know all the GUEST STARS from all the episodes.
Carry a SAK and DUCT TAPE.
Can recognize the season by the theme music.
Can recognize the season from MacGyver's hairstyle, hair color, and wardrobe.
Can recognize the season by the pictures during the opening.
Can name each ep in said pictures.
Know every little nitpicky continuity flaw in episodes.
Lobbied the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences (unsuccessfully) to recognize the show with an Emmy
Have read the entire MacGyver FAQ and, afterwards, says "Pshaw! I knew that!"
Give up a promising academic career to work for a spook agency of the government.
Take up hockey at 40, even though you have never been on skates before in your life.
Lay out $400 for an antique bomber jacket with exactly the same tartan lining.
Start spending vacations roaming the world getting in trouble trying to get other people out of trouble.
Own two copies of the MacGyver poster
Know that the MacGyver poster came in two sizes and have both.
Own two copies of the MacGyver calendar
Taped "The Stringer" on both VCRs at the same time
Have a regular subscription service to Victorinix for SAK's.
Own stock in Manco (manufaturer of the genuine "Duck Tape").
Drive a jeep wrangler.
Drive a Chevy Nomad.
Drive a Ford '46 whatever in chocolate and cream.
Know all the scenes cut out by USA to add commercials.
In a difficult situation, you make a decision that MacGyver would have made.
Practice MacGyver's health habits (vegetarian and carrot juice)
Know how many SAKs MACGYVER gave away during the series; and to whom they were given
Know the address of the Pheonix Foundation
Know Macgyver's phone number
Know all of Macgyver's license plates by heart
Know the names of all the actors who had repeat roles as different characters, and can name those characters.
Know and can recite the message(s) on Mac's answering machine
Uses MacGyver's answering machine messages on his/her own machine
Ride the same kind of motorcylce as MacGyver.
Dress in clothes MacGyver would wear.
Have the sheet music for the Macgyver theme song.
Have their computer boot up with the MacGyver theme song.
Learned how to play the guitar because of the scene in "Negotiator"
Can actually pick a lock with a Swiss Army Knife
Subscribes to the MacGyver mailing list and doesn't complain that the volume of mail is "too much"
Legally changes name to "MacGyver", or even better, "Angus"
Really ultimate:
Have all episodes from ABC and USA.
Have copies of the scripts to all episodes, both the originals and the shooting scripts, with all amended and changed copies, autographed by the directors.