"We the People"

          Mac:  "We have 33 minutes, Commander."
                (Harm looks at watch )
          Harm: "How do you do that?"
          Mac:  "I've got great timing."


          Mac:  "That's a very nice smile,
                and I'm sure most of the
                time it gets you what you  
                want, but I don't know
                you, Commander, so if you
                don't mind, I'll keep my
                personal reasons to 
                myself."                 


          Uncle Matt: "Where did you find this
                sailor, Sarah?" 
          Mac:  "In a rose Garden, Uncle Matt."

                                  Heroes

           Harm: "Well, I thought it was pretty
                funny when you ducked under
                the table."
          Mac:  "I'm a Marine, Harm. Marines
                don't duck."
          Harm: "What do Marines do?"
          Mac:  "They take cover, but they never
                 duck."


          Mac:  "If you have some evidence I
                 should know about...."
          Harm: "You'll eventually get it, and
                then you can plea  bargain."
          Mac:  "In your dreams, Commander."
          Harm: "Oh, you don't want to be in my
                 dreams, Major."
          Mac:  "Red light, Commander."
          Harm: "Red light? There was nothing
                sexual in what I said, and if you
                think there was, then maybe, I
                should be giving you the red 
                light."

 
          Harm: "Where were you raised?"
          Mac:  "Where friends don't sandbag
                friends."
          Harm: "That's somewhere in Ohio, isn't
                it."

         
          Mac:  "Ha, cute does not work with me,
                Harm."

                           Full Engagement

          Harm: “Think you can stand, Marine?”
          Mac:  “Unless you plan to carry me.”
          Harm: “Well, maybe you should have laid
                off the Beltway burgers.”
          Mac:  "Yeah, and you worked out more.”
          Mac:  “I can still bitch about freezing
                 my butt off, can't I?”
          Harm: “Quit your whining. You've got
                ten percent more body fat then I
                do.”
          Mac:  “Are you calling me fat, stick
                boy?”
          Harm: “Stick boy? Women just naturally
                have more insulation the men.”
          Harm: “Come on, let's go.”
          Mac:  “I can't, I'm sorry, I can't.”
          Harm: “What do you mean, you can't?
                You're a Marine. Come on Mac.
                What happened to that gung ho,
                semper fi, kickass jarhead I
                used to know? Don't let me down
                now, Mac. We've made it this far
                Damn it. This is precisely why we
                shouldn't allow women in combat
               'cause when it comes to the clinch                
                you know they're going to fall
                apart. If you were a real
                Marine...”
          Mac:  “All right, all ready. Shut up.
                You've made your point.”

                      Washington Holiday
          
          Harm: "When awkwardness goes to $40 a
                barrel, I want the drilling
                rights to Bud's head."
          Mac:  "Aw, Harm, it just takes him a
                little while to get warmed up."
          Harm: "Warmed up? Love isn't baseball,
                Mac."
          Mac:  "How would you know?"


          Mac:  "Harm, I know this is like
                dancing with your sister, but
                maybe you could pretend to like
                it."
          Harm: "Mac, I don't think of you as my
                sister."
          Mac:  "You don't?"
          Harm: "No, I don't."

                           Force Recon
         
          Harm: "You are loving this new
                relationship aren't you?" *GRIN*
          Mac:  "Not as much as you are loving
                your new infantry career."

                      Game Of Go

          Mac   (Knocks on door) 
          Mac:  "Harm?"
          Harm  (Opens door)
          Harm: "Very nice, Major.”
          Mac:  "You too. I was always a sucker
                for dress whites.”
          Harm: “Well, you know what they say
                about dress whites and gold wings?"
          Mac:  "What they say about dress whites
                and gold wings?”
          Harm: "Yeah?"
          Mac:  "Very over rated."
          Harm  (to himself) “We'll see.”

                              Rendevous

          Harm: "Oh my goodness. The Admiral sent
                Sarah MacKenzie."
          Mac:  "You nervous all ready?"
          Harm: "And why would I be nervous?"
          Mac:  "Well, you know, I have beaten
                you before."
          Harm: "That doesn't count. I dropped
                that case."
          Mac:  "Yeah, you keep dreaming,
                flyboy."


          Harm: "I don't give a damn about Holst,
                but I do give a damn about you."
Season 2
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