| Season 5 |
| The Return Mac: So, how's it feel? Being back? Harm: Like I left yesterday, and I've been gone 100 years. Front And Center Harm: Well, Brumby certainly dances to your beat! Mac: By that you mean???? Harm: He's still on your scent! Mac: We're just friends. Harm: No man is interested in being friends with a woman who looks like you! Well, except for me, of course, cuz I'm more like a brother..... Harm: You were right. I was imposing my opinion of Brumby onto yours. Mac: Don't worry about it. Harm: No, I mean I should have believed you. You know how you feel. And, anyway, there's no chemistry between you two. I'm sorry, ok? Mac: Sure. Psychic Warrior Mac: (on phone) I miss you, too! Uh--I can't come up this weekend, sweetheart! (Harm knocks on the door, and Mac motions him in) Mac: Maybe at Christmas. Chloe:So, are you dating that bodacious Harmon Rabb yet? Mac: (slightly uncomfortable--Harm is right there!) No, actually that really would not be appropriate! Chloe:Hey, I had a dream last night that the two of you got married, and I was your flower girl! Mac: Not all dreams come true! Look, I'll talk to you this weekend ok? Chloe:Love you! Mac: I love you, too, Chloe! Bye . Harm: How is your little sister anyway? Mac: Wonderful--ever since she found her family I don't get to see her much! I miss her, Harm! Harm: Anyone ever tell you you have great maternal instincts? Mac: Not as often as they've told me I have a great karate chop! Into The Breech Mac: Teenagers! Harm: Yeah! Mac: Do you remember what it was like, Harm? Trying to figure out who you are and where you fit in. Or did that just come easy for you? Harm: You know, sometimes I think I missed out on being a kid. Having a father that was MIA, I was always trying to be the man of the house. Guess I should have been at a disco! Mac: Yeah, I know what you mean! I've seen you dance. Mac: (to Luisa) Anyway, it's better not to get involved with someone you have to see all the time. No matter how you feel about them.... Life or Death Harm: So where's the problem anyway? You fry the guy's legal smarts in court; hope you dent at least one judge's sensibilities, win your appeal. All in a day's work! Mac: Fry the guy? Harm: Yeah, the original counsel---- we know the other counsel. Mac: Cdr AJ Chegwidden. Mic: Is that the woman who shot the commercial? Mac: Renee Peterson, b**** director from hell! Am I being too catty? Mic: Yeah, but don't stop! Mac: She cleans up well. Is she alone? Mic: Waiting for someone. Mac: I cannot imagine the kind of guy who would go out with her! He'd have to be a whipped mama's boy who loves being dominated! Mic: You think so? (about this time, Harm walks in and joins Ms. Peterson) Mac: Yeah, or a pot bellied sugar daddy who promised to finance her big movie! Mic: No. Mac: No, no, you're right. You're right, a mindless trophy boy toy! Mic: You're getting warmer. He's here. Mac Looks up and sees Harm! AJ to Harm (as Brumby walks out the door to return to Australia) "Poor sucker--never had a chance with her! Boomerang Part 1 After they walk out of the admirals office, Mac goes in her office and slams the door. Harm watches her, never taking his eyes off her or her door after she closes it. Bud: She's pretty upset sir. Of course that was pretty embarrassing. Harm: No, I don't think that's it. Mac is upset Mic didn't ask for her. Bud: Why didn't he ask for her sir? Harm: 'Cause he's one smart dingo. After they talk to the prisoner, they are walking down the prison hall. Bud: I guess I never appreciated how good you are at playing Good cop, bad cop. (Harm and Mic at the same time) Who's playing? (they look at each other oddly) Mac, Gunny and the Admiral in the Admiral's office. Mac: Um, sir, you just signed off all my cases sir, and I have some leave coming, so I could escort the body back to Sydney. (snip) AJ: Take a week off. That's all I can spare you and Commander Rabb. Mac: Thank you sir.(Mac leaves) AJ: God, I'd like to be in Australia to watch this one unfold. Gunny: Sounds like a slam dunk conviction to me sir. AJ: Oh, hell, I'm not talking about the trial. (he laughs) Gunny: Colonel Mackenzie is leaving with the remains in the morning. Harm: MAC IS!? Bud: Gunny, this is great! I've never seen so many naked breast since...... Harriet: since when Bud!? Bud: Harriet!?(Harriet hangs up) Bud: You didn't tell me it was Harriet! Harm: I didn't know you where going to talk about breasts! Sorry. (bud walks away) Mic: She's escorting the body back isn't she? Harm: I'm sure it was the Admirals idea. Mic: Musta been. (looks at Harm funny) Mic: When you flying home? Harm: When I'm satisfied that Petty Officer Lee is properly represented. Mic: You afraid of me being alone down here with Mac, Harm? Harm: You know Brumby, one of these days we're gonna strip blouses. Mic: Always assumed we would Mate. The question's only been when. Bud: Your not really going to fight Commander Brumby are you? Harm: Why, you don't think I could take him? Bud: Oh, no I sure you'd put up a good fight, sir. Harm: But, your not betting on me? Bud: Well, sir, he was a professional boxer. Which is why you can't fight him Sir. His fists are lethal weapons. Harm: I promise I won't sue. Bud: Boy, you must really hate him sir. Harm: I don't hate him. He just bugs me, he always has. I don't know if it's that smug grin or that crocodile Dundee accent or the way he.... Bud: Chases after Colonel Mackenzie, sir? Harm: Bud: With all due respect sir, there is some validity to what Commander Brumby said. Harm: Look, Mac has either been a partner or adversary for the past four years. I just don't want her to make another bad choice with a man, you know? Bud: You think Commander Brumby is a bad choice Sir? Harm: Don't you think so? Harm: So, it's me against you. Mic: That's right, me and you. Bud: Shouldn't I go with you sir? Harm: No, you go to dinner with Mac.... (quietly) better you than Brumby! Bud: Sir? Isn't that Colonel Mackenzie Topless, Sir? They both get Priceless looks on their faces. Boomerang Part 2 Mac: Would you two save it for court? I'm trying to defrost here. Harm: Well, don't over expose yourself, you'll burn. Mic: Don't worry, I rubbed her down with plenty of sunblock. (Harm and Mac both look at him funny.) Bud: Sir, isn't it time we go? (pause) Sir? Harm: Yeah. As they say, "fours a crowd". Mac: Hey! How about dinner tonight? Harm: I'll call. Harm and Mac are on the ferry. Harm: In any language, what man understands a woman? Mac: You're referring to me? Oh, let me guess, you don't understand why I was at the beach with Mic. Harm: That opera house is beautiful isn't it? Mac: Smashing. So, what bothered you, that I went to the beach with Mic or that you thought I was topless? Harm: You weren't? Mac: Harmon Rabb! You're a prude! Harm: I am not! Look, I don't care if you wanna go topless. Mac: You do if it's in front of Mic. Harm: You work with the guy Mac! You wouldn't go topless in front of me would you? (they just look at each other) Mac: Is that a request? (they stare some more) Harm: (looks up at a bridge)You know they wrote eternity on this bridge on New Year's Eve? Mac: Is that how long we're going to wait? Harm: Mac... Mac: We're not in Washington any more, we're not even on the same continent. Harm: That doesn't change who we are. Mac: Most men would disagree with you. Harm: I know, I disagree with me sometimes too. Mac: But you still can't let go. Harm: Not yet. Mac: Your just like this with me aren't you? Harm: Yeah, only with you. Mac: I suppose I should be flattered. Harm: You should Sarah. Mic: So, who you rooting for? Mac: This isn't a soccer match. Mic: Your right, it's more like a bloody pub fight. (about Harm and Brumbys brawl.) Bud: It's actually your fault ma'am, they were fighting over you. AJ: Commander. Never look back. Harm: No, sir. People v Gunny Harm: Good Morning. Mac: What? Harm: I said, "Good Morning". Mac: Oh, good morning. Harm: Mac: Something else? Harm: You look different. Mac: Oh, new shampoo, probably brings out the highlight in my hair. Harm: Well, you should put some shampoo on your finger and the ring will slide right off. Mac: Going to a gay bar doesn't mean you are gay . Harm: No, it doesn't. It's like wearing an engagement ring on your right hand...doesn't mean you're really engaged. Mac: Do we need to talk about something here? Harm: No. Mac: Getting back to the Gunny. Harm: I'll leave a number were I can be reached. Mac: Um, what about your video princess friend, isn't she coming to town? Harm: I'll be back by then. Harm: What is it you have against her anyway? Mac: Oh, nothing. I'm just surprised you like that type. (Harriet knocks on the door) Harriet: Excuse me ma'am, sir. Harriet: (looks at ring) Is that it? Harm: I'm outta here. Mac: (to Harriet) He's got a problem with Mic. Harm: That is not true. I'm just surprised you like that type. Mac: (to Harriet) Anyway, it's just a friendship ring, Mic is in Australia and I'm here. Harriet: When Bud and I first met I was on the Seahawk and he was here, but we managed to get together. Harriet: But, I knew from the start he was the one for me. It helps if your sure. (Harm catches Harriet on the way out of Mac's office.) Harm: Harriet! She's not really considering marrying Brumby is she? Harriet: I'm not sure sir. |