The ONLY fast food chain recommended by the Great Old Ones!
Cthulhuburger - Cultists on a bun!
Medium - $1.59
Large - $1.99
Cyclopean - $2.99
Have your Cthulhuburger with Cheese-like Substance - $0.50 extra!
Yog-Sothoth Fries - The soggiest fries in creation!
Medium - $0.99
Large - $1.29
Cyclopean - $1.99
Want Curly Fries? Just stick 'em on your plate and wait...
You can watch 'em curl!
Shub-Niggurath Nuggets - Come in every shape! And we do mean EVERY!
Lots - $0.99
Lots more - $0.49 extra
Dagon Sodas - Refreshing icy beverages to cool your insane fever!
Medium - $0.49
Large - $0.99
Cyclopean - $1.29
Free refills (but you have to dive down for them yourself!)
Azathoth Shakes - Bubbly, oozy goodness!
Large (really really large) - $9.99
**Not available to drive-through customers... sorry!**
Nyarlathotep Kids' Meals - Might even help your kids with their homework!
Burger, Fries, Nuggets or "Other" - $0.99
Can't pay? No problem! Exchange your soul using this handy conversion table!
New - $9.99
Slightly Used - $7.99
Used - $5.99
Any - $2.99
Firstborn Child - $1.99
Family Pet - $0.99