Name: Julian W Gordon
Age: 56
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 150 lbs
Powers: Evil Scheming, Villanous Laugh, Somehow Financing His Evil Schemes Despite Having No Apparent Real Job or People Willing to Give Him Money
Most kids in grade school want to grow up to be President, or firemen, or astronauts. Not little Julian W Gordon. He only dreamed of world domination. While the other kids were busy drawing nice little pictures of houses and zoo animals, little Julian was designing costumes for his army of evil minions and drawing blueprints for his evil hideout.
Most kids grow out of their original dreams as they get older. Not Julian. He hit high school ready to learn evil villain things like chemistry and calculus to help him create his weapons of terror. He was a likeable guy and had many friends, but people didn't get too close to him because of his habit of referring to them as "my minions." He got along with teachers too, despite occasionally bursting out with something like "You fool! You thought you could defeat me? Behold, my great Backpack of Doom!" when he didn't do so well on a test. He did sometimes plan pranks, but would always somehow end up giving them away to the school administration, either by sending them hints on what was going to happen or by capturing them and explaining his plots just as he was about to do them.
He was a brilliant student so he got into Harvard. At first he was disappointed that Villainy wasn't a major there, but in the end he decided that International Business Relations was close enough. He graduated at the top of his class. His speech and graduation began with "Greetings, puny mortals and minions," and ended with a manical laugh as his podium slowly rose up and blasted off.
Mr Evil Dastardly Villain comes up with evil plots on a monthly basis. These are always foiled by some superhero, leaving Mr Evil Dastardly Villain yelling "Curses! I'll get you next time!" as his schemes topple. He keeps a variety of evil bases in many locations, such as underwater, on an island, on a mountain, and in space. Each is well stocked with minions and is guaranteed to have dozens of alcoves to duck into and air shafts to crawl through.
Little do the superheroes of the world know that this is all a ploy. Mr Evil Dastardly Villain has in fact made it his life's work to conquer the villain curse: that every super villain must be foiled in the end by a super hero. In order to do so he has endeavered to fail in every possible way, so that in the end there is no way for his schemes to fail and he must therefore succeed. It'll take a while, but he is very patient...