This stuff is actually from MUN class:
1. Prostitution is a very hush-hush topic in our country, and is not usually discussed. However, when prostitutes are caught, they are forced to fight to the death in a gladiatorial arena.
2. When we say "Save the whales," what we mean is, "save me the leftovers." You see, we realize that whales are an important food source, as well as a source of fuel and other important things.
Now here's the all-new stuff:
3. The Re-Education Program, Research Program, and Genetic Purity Program are enforced on all citizens of the People's Republic. All tourists must sign a release that they will also be subject to these programs, even though such drastic measures are rarely taken.
4. Our great leader remains in power until his death or retirement, at which time a new leader will be chosen. All the major leaders of the People's Republic are given a test/survey to find out how cool they are and how good leaders they'll make, and based on that a new leader is chosen.
5. Yes, we experiment on animals, but we're fair about it. We experiment on people, too.
6. Most of the People's Republic's armies are made up of war robots, so there's no need for any sort of draft. However, we do have a highly specialized volunteer army which we use for missions where our war robots don't suffice. These missions are often the more sensitive and technical missions, while war robots are used in open fighting.
7. We use a modified form of Communism where people work according to their ability and are paid according to their ability. However, thanks to the genetic purity program most people are healthy enough to work well and therefore don't have to worry about lack of resources. And if we ever do run out of food, there's always Soylent Green...
8. All students are tested/polled at age 12 to see which job they want to go into, and which job they would do the best. Then, depending on skills, personal preference, and the need for labor, the child is placed into a specialized school or sent to receive on-the-job education. This eliminates unnecessary schooling and makes sure that everyone is taught what they need to know. Of course, all schooling is free.
9. Money is looked down upon by the citizens of the People's Republic. Its use is necessary, as it is in every modern nation, but since its purpose is securing the needs of life anyone found hoarding it is usually viewed with disdain, suspicion or even hostility. There are no monthly fees for massively multiplayer online roleplaying games in the People's Republic.