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Sockbaby What do you get when you take the guy who made Earthworm Jim, an independant filmmaker with mad martial arts skills, and a very low budget and get them to make three episodes of a TV show that can be as zany as they want? Uh, I'm not sure, but it might just be Sockbaby. The plot? A Disco-style guy named Ronnie Cordova wants to go grab some food with his cyborg buddy Burger, who will be bringing along a talking sock named Sockbaby. But things go wrong when weird aliens called Greys (because they're... well, they're more white than grey, but anyway) try to steal Sockbaby. Crazy character design, off-the-wall lines, cool fight scenes and even some animation are all thrown into the mix. And you can get it all for free! What more could you ask for? Here are some awesome lines from the show, just to get you even more interested: We're un-hello now. - Burger Hey Sockbaby, you want to food up with us or what? - Ronnie Cordova Sham bam bamina! - Davis That Sockbaby is a Sockbaby Jesus, Socksavior to the Sockpeople, and I've come... to take it! - Davis Go tell your alien brothers... that Ronnie Cordova says they're gay! - Ronnie Cordova We don't kill Sockbaby to win. There is no win. I kill Sockbaby to break the heart of God. - Lord Opticorn Probably. You know how much I love the country music scene. - Ronnie Cordova Keep it together, Cordova. It's just a two-ton Chum Chum. - Ronnie Cordova Ah ha ha! Dog poop! That's a good one! - Lord Opticorn Stupid fo! No you ain't no mo! - Ronnie Cordova |