Dictionary of Dracula 2002's Language
This is the dictionary of my own unique vocabulary.  Sometimes I use words in my own language, and if you don't know what they mean, you can look them up here.
Punos:  The equivalent of darn, stuff like that.  It's just "sound" rotated and upside down like magnetic poetry.

Cheetos:  It's like exclaiming, "Jesus," but it doesn't refer to God.

Sucks a chicken's ass:  It sucks, to the extreme.

Cloudy:  Cool, awesome

Sunny:  Bad

Funky:  Cool, crazy, strange, funny, smelly, etc.  could mean a broad spectrum of things.

Pistoffically:  As you can tell, there is more to this word if you look closer.  I will use this in the context of very.  However, I really mean the opposite of whatever word this modifies.  For example, if someone were to burn my entire Bruce Willis video collection(so far that's 21 videos) and asked me how I felt about it, I would reply, "I am pistoffically happy."  Then, I would kick their ass and force them to buy me ALL of Bruce's movies, then make them eat spaghetti and lintballs.

Salpront:  A word used to insult people.

Pipsqueam:  Something small and fairy-like.

Fotch:  My own personal "four-letter word."

Fotcholia:  Fotch all of you

Gallamus:  That emotion for which there's no word.

Sommonombre:  Normal in a bad way.  Not that there's a good kind of normal, or any kind for that matter.

Datchello:  A swirl in art or dance.

Bearlet: (Bearletting) To take too much shit from people.
Minoh:  I; me; human

Tept:  go

Li:  why

Quai:  what

Nikt:  and

Lowned:  eat

Morlnar:  apple

Calamaytay:  home

Manflushe:  reject

Nal:  want

Voinoral:  flustered

Tsun:  Scared

Font:  need

Di:  to

Flise:  be

Viche:  like

Borale:  return

Plustard:  later
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