Vicki's Weird and Wacky Names

Real Names (fair dinkum mate!)

If you have been christened with an odd name, then you can relate to the children who were named Tram, Babberley, Despair, Brained and Dozer. But surely the prize for the weirdest name for a child would have to go a couple in Kent in 1980’s who called their child, “Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake”. That’s just cruel isn’t it?

Following is a list of real names of actual people.

.	Name
A	Matt Adhoor Preserved Algar Sir Geoffrey Cuthbert Allchin Goldie Ambush Cheerful Hyacinth Apple Threepersons Appleyard Mac Aroni Broadus Arrowhead Blaise Arsement Anita Askew-Bawl
B	Magdalena Babblejack Innocent Babe Braser Bacon Lucious Bacon Rev Canon Ball Taffy Sidebottom Ball Beatrix Meat Balls Dewey Barefoot The Rev Buzzard Barnes True Batts Quarteen Baxton Leafy Beagle C Shovine Bean Sessel Bean Olga Beanblossom Augdon Beasley Twatie Beodath Phoebe B Peabody Beebe (OK!) Oneta Beeny Madonna Beers Wilburn R Beerwart Didier Begat Sosthenes Behn Pebble Belcher Silence Bellows Pud Berry Callie Bess-Bogle Uneeda Bias Sibyl Bibble Christian Bible Hardin Biggerstaff Dorinda Biggot Benoni J Bippus Zirl D Birge Lenoir Black Dionioush Blackshear Virtue Blaring April Blathers Morticia Bloodsaw Pinkie Mae Blowe True Ralph Blue Zerubabel Blunt Fleno Bobo Gromer D Bobo Lawnsey Bobo Ormond Bobo Plummer Bodily Yolanda Bologna Dimple Bonds Wincenty Bonk Wellington Boot Zular Mae Bootchec Luther O Booze Waynard Bopp Elmyrtice J Boshaw Winter Ball Bottom Little Botts Minnie Minor Botts Vital Bourgeois Urbin bowels Billie Ann Bowlegs Offty Goofty Bowman Ivory Box Delicia Bracegirdle Rear Adm Sir Leighton-Seymour Bracegirdle Blanch Branch Lamentation Brazil Ulus Breedlove Clorine Bright Ferrel Bugg Sereatha Bugg Tee Olivure Buggs Romaine Bumb Orlando Furioso Bump Barbara Bumpers Gentle Bunch Jewell Bunion Loudies Burris Blazy Busno Relius Bussie Coit Bustle Virgil Bustle Awful Butler Charles Butterfuss T V Button Berdina Buzzard Whimper Jo Bynum Orbenzender Byrd (sounds like a man's powertool)
C	Zetta Cabbage Lunis Cansler Oddy Carbona Valentine Card Clifton Carnal Burgoone Carnes Ace Case Hiawatha Cathcart Onezine Champagne Ulepses Champion Vasedoza Chatmon Haddassah Mae Cheatum Watt Cheek Tensil Cheesebrew Xenerious Cherkinbower Etta Cherry Sir Bernard Thumboo Chetty Tony Chickaloni (one of my favourites) Chuck M Chin Sylvia Chinchilla Ewhen Chorny Oldiest Christmas Kidnorked Cinsoete Wooloomooloo Cleaves Nuble Van Cleve Brooksie Sue Click Cletus Clodfelter Ethel Cluck Muddy Cockrell Rodney Codpiece Rose Cologne Sinbad Condeluci Alonzo Coots Orie Corn Youal R Corn Eaton Cotton Robert Cow Clum Crane Homer Crotts Swanora Crudup Margueryte Crum Lovie Crumblie (Hey what could I do - my mother was a cook) Craven Crump Manzy Crunk Elmer Cudd Macy Cuff Fremont Curd Naughtybird Curtsey Rosebud Custard
D	Nancy Dancy Blose Darcy Zip A Dee Doo Daub Philomena Deer Neely C Derryberry Tisha Desha Theo Despot Blossom Dew Hoke Dew Dorn Dibble Dimple Dilley Isadora Ding Frizelle Dingle Adeline Dingledine (isn’t this one lovely?) W French Dingler Oddie Dinkins Dutch Dipple David Disco Tivoli B Disharoon Question Disnute Valley Ditch Abdoo Divis O K Arthur Doak Ola A Dock Verbal Dockery Amanda Dove Doody (Also known as Amanda Pigeon Poop) Ota Dossett Crescent Dragonwagon Ivory Drybread Trufly Dubey Mary Rhoda Duck Drucella Duckworth Wadley Duckworth Flash Dumdum Zanis Dumpis Tatsumbie DuPea Ike K Dye
E	Margaret Rose Early Rotten Earp Calliroe Economu Frieda Egg Jemima Egge Ed Ek J Crum El Ocellous Ellis Coyness L Ennix Foil Essick Mrs Weejane Estep Kincheloe Ezell
F	Vanity Fair Mrs Palaladdey Faison Argyle Faith Anghony Falsetto Wilbert Fangman Wilson Fankboner Elder Woodrow Fann Faramarz Faramarpour Finis Farr Parvin Feaster Binkley Fidge Lieut Baron von Figyelmessy (a pilot) Zeecozy Finney Delbert Fireline June First and her brother Safety First Mrs Florida Fish Wanda Fish Windol Fiveash Olga Flabbi Waiva White Flagg Lotawanna Flateau Gerri Flatequal Gaither Flatt Byford L Fleehart Cassandra M Flipper Luster T Flippen Elzora Flitt Waldemar Floggie JoAnn Floozbonger Magnolia Flowers Ewing A Flu Felix J Fluck Bishop Flucker (oops!) Lentilhon Fluegge Mazola Fluelen Beatrice Flunder Urban Flusche Shannon Flyrear Effie Fogg Goble Fogle Willa Babcok Folch-Pi Epcy Fooshe Sir Dingle Foot Santee Foppee Prudie E Forcum Sally Forth Cookie Fortune Filbain Fotler Xenophone Foukas Odious Foust Burpee Fox (A mammal with heartburn?) Earthmother Freeborn Pearlie Frogge Fritioff Q Fryxel Foster Fudge Itzhak Fuf Justus H Fugate E Vercel Fuglestad Phifer Fullenwider Jr Charity Fullilove America Funk Ina Funk Cashmere Funkhouser Kenneth Funmaker Capers C Funnye Fairy Furlong Calvina Raye Furnace Cash Furr Wendekk Hinkle Furry LaVon Futch
G	OK Pun Gassett Quo Vadis Gates Lowe Gear Cleoletta Gee Tom N Gerry Hilbert Gitchuway Thap Glapthorne and Thack Glapthorne L E Vontilzer Gleaves Rudo S Globus Aage Glue Asbury Glymph Bing W Go Nice Go Arthur Goatee Delmus Gobble Geranium Gobble Loney Gog President Goggins Bubba Gong Garnett Gooch Colon B Goodykoontz Ryan Googoo Mona Lisa Gooseberry Felty Goosehead Mrs Methyl A Goss Veneta Grapes Emcee Gray Neniah Greathouse Forrest Green Birdie Greenhouse Powhatan Grevious Rowdy Group Roman Guck Ray Gunn Regula Gut Elmer H Gutzlaff
H	Pool Hall Coy Ham Rusty Hammer Zuedora Hare Mrs Ruth Hogwood Harp Alyoysius Leroy Hasenfratz Mona Lisa Sonia Danielle Hawk Miss Wixie Herring King Hero Condo Hester Sports Model Higenbotham Leneva Hippe Mrs Lucky Lulu Hoar Gum Shu Hom Icy Mzcy Hoober Zola G Hooberry Fish Hook Rev Dunk Hooker Square Horn Jr Birdie T Hospital Monika Brigitta Houselog Howard Harold Howard Romany Huck Zeffer Hull Only Human Miss Fairy Hunt Becautious Hunter (Or you be dead) Mrs Mossie Husbands Folks Huxford
I	Waugaman E Ickes Mrs Eldris Idol Calamity Iffershort Truly Irish Elizabeth Hogg Ironmonger Urwanda Island
J	Mingtoy Johnson Joy Jolly River Jordan Karma Jukes Birdsell Just Hague C Justice
K	Bloomie Kanipe Jingle-Bells Kaplan Mr Oriole Katt Nelious Kee Hearn Kernodle Texas Kidd Forrest Kidney Pebble Kirchmaier Eplurbus Kitchen Coy Kitchens Human Klumpp Friday Knight Arvel Knuckles Norbeth Koonce Yvette Boasso Kopp Bent Korner Jerzy Kowski Barry Kuda Tarzan Kush Kasper Kwak
L	Fannie LaFata Latitia LaFauce Romeo LaGore Ignatz Lafnitzegger (Is that what happens when you sneeze and laugh at the same time?) Dallas Utah Lamastus Rose Larose Velvet LaSane Bebezene Lawless Dr Illtread W Lecher Crystal Shanda Leer Lubertha Lemon Tangerine Levy Areagus Likely Evelyn Liptrap Earless Littlejohn Daisy Lobster Summers Long Fanny Longbottom Tuck Longest Varnard P Longhibler Rolla Longnecker Iwanna Looney Cleyon Loonsfoot Birdie Loose Furbish Lousewort Blessed Mary Love Concepcion Love Constant True Love Ducky O L Love Pvt Free Love Pink Lovelace Mrs Beaver Luckey Bolivar Lugg Irma Lumber King Charles Lumzy The Rev Vicesimus Lush Rose Luster Sethyl Lux
M	Althea Foss McBiddlewhiskers (this one’s got to win a prize of some kind!) Lesterine McCurine Ophelia McFashion Lun-Ye McGee Perpetua McGurk Projectus Machebeuf River Rue Mack Esterline McKnuckles The Barons MacPhunn Sterline B McSwine Marcellous McZeal Cleaveland Maiden King Mama Kissia Mammon (Kissia Pappon?) Marilyn Joy Mankiller Channing Manning America Mantilla Duel Maroon Marvin Masoncup Euthemia Matsoukas Pea P Matuu Bugzester Maxim Nita Maytubby Gun-Britt Mbuthia Hearty Meal Gerald Measels Maryland R Midgett Fuller Milsaps Heavenfeather Miller Solomon Mines Sedonia Minneweather Asia Minor Serious Misconduct Marold F Mishmash Berneal Misplay Luch V Moga Pung Elba Molina Lee Fat Mon Beveridge Moose Elteaser Mormon Mrs Feddo Mos Otis Pebbles Motley Marty Mouse Skidmore Mousey Emma Mutton Oscar Muck (I told you to never bring that muck in here) Otis Muckenfuss Mrs Eredon Muckle Madonna Mudd S D Muggleworth Rains Munday W S Mushrush Oral Musick Melody Musika
N	Voltaire Nails Spurgeon Nanney Ona Nation Mabel Nebel Vera Necessary Esker New Olney W Nicewonger Thela Idyl Nipper Farke Nitzberg Ney Nun Nix Harmless Noland Naynie Notion Veto Noto Dovie Lou Nuckles Nall Nuckolls Belle Nuddle J Lunchmet Nudy Thomas J Numnum Osco Nunnery Clovis Nutt Minzo Nutt
O	Cecil O’Dear Cleteel Odom Dewey Odor William Off Flora Offel Venus Officer Cort R Oi (come on - say it 3 times fast) Olga Ooglaoga J J Oladipupo Ethel Oink Pun On Lovene Onutz Marvin Oonk Atilla Orhun Ephraim Very Ott Lester Ouchmoody Orphia Outhouse Ocal O Overpeck Esther Oyster
P	Monique Pancake Corney Papp Ovid F Parody Crouch parrott Goldus M Parsley John T Parsnip Sip T Passwater (that happens when you sip tea) Horace Pea Blondina pee Marshall Peace Mrs Uncas Peacock Luda Peeler Reveille Peepless Groucher Peet Romy Pellemounter Loveless Pelt Dean Pencil Travis Penix Tristram Tupper Penn Berry Perry Per Person Heavenly Peterson Flem D Pettyjohn Farce Pickle Madge Pickup Temple Pie Silver W Pigg Thomas Strangeways Pigg Primace Piggie McCoy Pighee Burris A Pigman Boise A Pillow Bertha Pimpell Marinka Pinka (Oh how could they call their child that!) Grace Pinkapank Postal Pinkston Nay Pinnegar Flodene Pippert Goldie Pisk Marily Schmitt Plankers Wayland Plaster Fanny Plenty Vallie Plog Lamoine Plopper Nelson Pluff Petway K Plunk Rollo G Plunk Adm the Hon Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, Knight Commander of the Bath Noble Pluntz Esse Poke Evangelist Polite Zeal Pong Flikker Poot Minerva Porch Gardiner L Porcupile Amarindo Portfolio Pansy Potts Craspius Pounders Merline Prance Lisoon Prertty Oral Prffitt Creola Pribble Fairest Price Laura Adelaide Van Winkle Prigg Rome Privet Blanche Pubis (ooooh no! that's ghastly) Clotilde Puffe Noble Puffer Elmer Puffpuff Desire Pugh Curt Puke (Hope he's not a chef) Slipp Punches Fawntreba Pyrtle
Q	Loyce Quattlebaum
R	Peter J J Rabbitt Les Rainey Neva Rains Brite Rash John Q Raspberry Hillious Rather William Plain Reason Clay Reddish Cub M Riddle Viva Riffle Spaulding Ringo Cato Roach Tahiti Robaire Plymouth Rock Burger Rocket Melon Roof Silver Roofer Charlotte Roos (say this one 3 times fast) Maudlin Rose Rulax Rowe Roy L Royalty Rivers Rush Freelove Rust
S	Goldie Sacharin Mrs Wood Sapp Quenel Saucier Loveless Savage Aurelian N Schexnayder Twila Schkithance Fermine Schlag Sylvester Schnoring Doplhin Schrum Excell Henry Schwinegruber Goolsby Scroggins Ocean Scupeen Schruble Seeds Quintes E Self Delta Seupersad Miss Canola Shaddix Starlight Cauliflower Shaw Obediah Shegog Ona Shopbell (where else?) Miss Mopsie Shott Geneva Shrapnel Ottan Skidstart Marriable F Skipper Creed Skull Norval Sleed Armella Smerge Okla Homer Smith Murthy D Sn Alvin Snake Elmore Snapp-Trappe Berline Snipes Nettie Faye Snoddy Uzell Snook Ideal Snow Leo Snozzie Wilfred Snoozy Alfred Snurpus (that's the sound I make when I snore) Mee T SooHoo Mrs Gum Southard William Shake Spear Ace Speed Ora Speegle Ant Spino Joop Spit Denys Spittle Odessa Spore Odolfus Stamps Ignas Stankus Oystein Stole Rollin Stone Champ Stonebreaker Stella Stoops Phoney Stout Pepper Strain Ruby Strawberry Tyress Stubbs Mowyer C Stump Exzera Suggs Loving Suggs Leo Tard Sullivan August Sunday Rebecca Sunnybrook Michael Superman Rodney Surprise Birthday Day Suter Clara Belle Sweat Perley Swett Tyco W Swick Daily Swindle Maida Swindle
T	Zennus Tabbutt Richard in Tang III Rum Tapp Craven Tart Alf E Tarwater Ann Teak Johnson Teehee VD Teet Joe Terror Irutha Fann Tew Barbara Threefoot Marvin Threewits (I guess it's better than being a half) Ends T Throop Terrence Tickle Fonzo Tidwell Birdie Tinkle Taffird J Tinnius Cosmo Tisbo Otto Tittlefitz Eloise Tittlekitty Hiram Toadflax Goodsel Toadvine Ivory Tookas Olive Toothaker Huba Z Topai Oddie Tribune Uldene Trickett Korner Tinklet Advance Triplett Farrah Trostle Loyal Trout Elton Truss Saving Tucker (in case you get hungry) Albirdia Tuggle Nausica Tumbleson Guvis Tumblin Helen Tummy Holland Tunnell Zealious Tunstle Georgiana Turnipseed Randy Turtle King Tutt Cooper J Twaddle Hogjaw Twaddle Trina Twaddle-Montmayer Sherman Tweet Montgomery Ward Two Bellies
U	Wyoma Ubelhor Finely S Uber Ida Ubogy Meba Ulch Rufous Ullage Dorothy Unnewehr Boobpha Upthumpa (Feel the beat now) Mrs Epsa Uren Belle Utt Erla Utter Chippe Uy Union Uzzle
V	Coy Valentine Kong Vang Marian Karian Varian Mrs Ovie Veale Beedie Venable Icy Vermillion
W	Rot C Wack Dolly Waffle Mayblossom Wall Woollen Hands Walshe Doodle Dangle Wang (blush ) Walter Wart Leonard Waxdeck Anthropomorphic Westphal Irwin Wetnight Hannah Whisker Percy A Whynott Brudder Widdo Dimple T Wiggins Weary Willie Kimberley Wimberley Minus Wingo Gwendolyne Winklepleck Crit Wolf Herbert Wolfeschlaegelsteinhausenbergerhaufstedt Bunyan Snipes Womble Wendall Womble Ting Wong Wing Wong Cozy Lee Woolfolk Ursula Woop Clifteen Wooters Knud Word A Toxin Worm Leander Worm Serepta Worms Peregrine Worsthorne Onufry Woyak Biddy Wrinkle Gayla Wurl Batt Wyche
Y	Anastasia Yabanobolous McDonald Yawn Joseph K Ah Yet Duck Yoo Xavier Yopp Wickiup Yurt (sounds like a line out of a really bad country song) Otie Yutz
Z	Tosca Zerk Vera Zero Opal Lively Zickafoose (how poetic) Jot Zed Zillion Minnie Zips Trougout Zumm

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This information was gleaned from the Book "What's in a Name" by Paul Dickson.

Real Names (fair dinkum mate!)

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