Vicki's Weird and Wacky Names

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Real Names (fair dinkum mate!)

If you have been christened with an odd name, then you can relate to the children who were named Tram, Babberley, Despair, Brained and Dozer. But surely the prize for the weirdest name for a child would have to go a couple in Kent in 1980’s who called their child, “Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake”. That’s just cruel isn’t it?

Following is a list of real names of actual people.

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Name

A

Matt Adhoor
Preserved Algar
Sir Geoffrey Cuthbert Allchin
Goldie Ambush
Cheerful Hyacinth Apple
Threepersons Appleyard
Mac Aroni
Broadus Arrowhead
Blaise Arsement
Anita Askew-Bawl

B

Magdalena Babblejack
Innocent Babe
Braser Bacon
Lucious Bacon
Rev Canon Ball
Taffy Sidebottom Ball
Beatrix Meat Balls
Dewey Barefoot
The Rev Buzzard Barnes
True Batts
Quarteen Baxton
Leafy Beagle
C Shovine Bean
Sessel Bean
Olga Beanblossom
Augdon Beasley
Twatie Beodath
Phoebe B Peabody Beebe (OK!)
Oneta Beeny
Madonna Beers
Wilburn R Beerwart
Didier Begat
Sosthenes Behn
Pebble Belcher
Silence Bellows
Pud Berry
Callie Bess-Bogle
Uneeda Bias
Sibyl Bibble
Christian Bible
Hardin Biggerstaff
Dorinda Biggot
Benoni J Bippus
Zirl D Birge
Lenoir Black
Dionioush Blackshear
Virtue Blaring
April Blathers
Morticia Bloodsaw
Pinkie Mae Blowe
True Ralph Blue
Zerubabel Blunt
Fleno Bobo
Gromer D Bobo
Lawnsey Bobo
Ormond Bobo
Plummer Bodily
Yolanda Bologna
Dimple Bonds
Wincenty Bonk
Wellington Boot
Zular Mae Bootchec
Luther O Booze
Waynard Bopp
Elmyrtice J Boshaw
Winter Ball Bottom
Little Botts
Minnie Minor Botts
Vital Bourgeois
Urbin bowels
Billie Ann Bowlegs
Offty Goofty Bowman
Ivory Box
Delicia Bracegirdle
Rear Adm Sir Leighton-Seymour Bracegirdle
Blanch Branch
Lamentation Brazil
Ulus Breedlove
Clorine Bright
Ferrel Bugg
Sereatha Bugg
Tee Olivure Buggs
Romaine Bumb
Orlando Furioso Bump
Barbara Bumpers
Gentle Bunch
Jewell Bunion
Loudies Burris
Blazy Busno
Relius Bussie
Coit Bustle
Virgil Bustle
Awful Butler
Charles Butterfuss
T V Button
Berdina Buzzard
Whimper Jo Bynum
Orbenzender Byrd (sounds like a man's powertool)

C

Zetta Cabbage
Lunis Cansler
Oddy Carbona
Valentine Card
Clifton Carnal
Burgoone Carnes
Ace Case
Hiawatha Cathcart
Onezine Champagne
Ulepses Champion
Vasedoza Chatmon
Haddassah Mae Cheatum
Watt Cheek
Tensil Cheesebrew
Xenerious Cherkinbower
Etta Cherry
Sir Bernard Thumboo Chetty
Tony Chickaloni (one of my favourites)
Chuck M Chin
Sylvia Chinchilla
Ewhen Chorny
Oldiest Christmas
Kidnorked Cinsoete
Wooloomooloo Cleaves
Nuble Van Cleve
Brooksie Sue Click
Cletus Clodfelter
Ethel Cluck
Muddy Cockrell
Rodney Codpiece
Rose Cologne
Sinbad Condeluci
Alonzo Coots
Orie Corn
Youal R Corn
Eaton Cotton
Robert Cow
Clum Crane
Homer Crotts
Swanora Crudup
Margueryte Crum
Lovie Crumblie (Hey what could I do - my mother was a cook)
Craven Crump
Manzy Crunk
Elmer Cudd
Macy Cuff
Fremont Curd
Naughtybird Curtsey
Rosebud Custard

D

Nancy Dancy
Blose Darcy
Zip A Dee Doo Daub
Philomena Deer
Neely C Derryberry
Tisha Desha
Theo Despot
Blossom Dew
Hoke Dew
Dorn Dibble
Dimple Dilley
Isadora Ding
Frizelle Dingle
Adeline Dingledine (isn’t this one lovely?)
W French Dingler
Oddie Dinkins
Dutch Dipple
David Disco
Tivoli B Disharoon
Question Disnute
Valley Ditch
Abdoo Divis
O K Arthur Doak
Ola A Dock
Verbal Dockery
Amanda Dove Doody (Also known as Amanda Pigeon Poop)
Ota Dossett
Crescent Dragonwagon
Ivory Drybread
Trufly Dubey
Mary Rhoda Duck
Drucella Duckworth
Wadley Duckworth
Flash Dumdum
Zanis Dumpis
Tatsumbie DuPea
Ike K Dye

E

Margaret Rose Early
Rotten Earp
Calliroe Economu
Frieda Egg
Jemima Egge
Ed Ek
J Crum El
Ocellous Ellis
Coyness L Ennix
Foil Essick
Mrs Weejane Estep
Kincheloe Ezell

F

Vanity Fair
Mrs Palaladdey Faison
Argyle Faith
Anghony Falsetto
Wilbert Fangman
Wilson Fankboner
Elder Woodrow Fann
Faramarz Faramarpour
Finis Farr
Parvin Feaster
Binkley Fidge
Lieut Baron von Figyelmessy (a pilot)
Zeecozy Finney
Delbert Fireline
June First and her brother Safety First
Mrs Florida Fish
Wanda Fish
Windol Fiveash
Olga Flabbi
Waiva White Flagg
Lotawanna Flateau
Gerri Flatequal
Gaither Flatt
Byford L Fleehart
Cassandra M Flipper
Luster T Flippen
Elzora Flitt
Waldemar Floggie
JoAnn Floozbonger
Magnolia Flowers
Ewing A Flu
Felix J Fluck
Bishop Flucker (oops!)
Lentilhon Fluegge
Mazola Fluelen
Beatrice Flunder
Urban Flusche
Shannon Flyrear
Effie Fogg
Goble Fogle
Willa Babcok Folch-Pi
Epcy Fooshe
Sir Dingle Foot
Santee Foppee
Prudie E Forcum
Sally Forth
Cookie Fortune
Filbain Fotler
Xenophone Foukas
Odious Foust
Burpee Fox (A mammal with heartburn?)
Earthmother Freeborn
Pearlie Frogge
Fritioff Q Fryxel
Foster Fudge
Itzhak Fuf
Justus H Fugate
E Vercel Fuglestad
Phifer Fullenwider Jr
Charity Fullilove
America Funk
Ina Funk
Cashmere Funkhouser
Kenneth Funmaker
Capers C Funnye
Fairy Furlong
Calvina Raye Furnace
Cash Furr
Wendekk Hinkle Furry
LaVon Futch

G

OK Pun Gassett
Quo Vadis Gates
Lowe Gear
Cleoletta Gee
Tom N Gerry
Hilbert Gitchuway
Thap Glapthorne and Thack Glapthorne
L E Vontilzer Gleaves
Rudo S Globus
Aage Glue
Asbury Glymph
Bing W Go
Nice Go
Arthur Goatee
Delmus Gobble
Geranium Gobble
Loney Gog
President Goggins
Bubba Gong
Garnett Gooch
Colon B Goodykoontz
Ryan Googoo
Mona Lisa Gooseberry
Felty Goosehead
Mrs Methyl A Goss
Veneta Grapes
Emcee Gray
Neniah Greathouse
Forrest Green
Birdie Greenhouse
Powhatan Grevious
Rowdy Group
Roman Guck
Ray Gunn
Regula Gut
Elmer H Gutzlaff

H

Pool Hall
Coy Ham
Rusty Hammer
Zuedora Hare
Mrs Ruth Hogwood Harp
Alyoysius Leroy Hasenfratz
Mona Lisa Sonia Danielle Hawk
Miss Wixie Herring
King Hero
Condo Hester
Sports Model Higenbotham
Leneva Hippe
Mrs Lucky Lulu Hoar
Gum Shu Hom
Icy Mzcy Hoober
Zola G Hooberry
Fish Hook
Rev Dunk Hooker
Square Horn Jr
Birdie T Hospital
Monika Brigitta Houselog
Howard Harold Howard
Romany Huck
Zeffer Hull
Only Human
Miss Fairy Hunt
Becautious Hunter (Or you be dead)
Mrs Mossie Husbands
Folks Huxford

I

Waugaman E Ickes
Mrs Eldris Idol
Calamity Iffershort
Truly Irish
Elizabeth Hogg Ironmonger
Urwanda Island

J

Mingtoy Johnson
Joy Jolly
River Jordan
Karma Jukes
Birdsell Just
Hague C Justice

K

Bloomie Kanipe
Jingle-Bells Kaplan
Mr Oriole Katt
Nelious Kee
Hearn Kernodle
Texas Kidd
Forrest Kidney
Pebble Kirchmaier
Eplurbus Kitchen
Coy Kitchens
Human Klumpp
Friday Knight
Arvel Knuckles
Norbeth Koonce
Yvette Boasso Kopp
Bent Korner
Jerzy Kowski
Barry Kuda
Tarzan Kush
Kasper Kwak

L

Fannie LaFata
Latitia LaFauce
Romeo LaGore
Ignatz Lafnitzegger (Is that what happens when you sneeze and laugh at the same time?)
Dallas Utah Lamastus
Rose Larose
Velvet LaSane
Bebezene Lawless
Dr Illtread W Lecher
Crystal Shanda Leer
Lubertha Lemon
Tangerine Levy
Areagus Likely
Evelyn Liptrap
Earless Littlejohn
Daisy Lobster
Summers Long
Fanny Longbottom
Tuck Longest
Varnard P Longhibler
Rolla Longnecker
Iwanna Looney
Cleyon Loonsfoot
Birdie Loose
Furbish Lousewort
Blessed Mary Love
Concepcion Love
Constant True Love
Ducky O L Love
Pvt Free Love
Pink Lovelace
Mrs Beaver Luckey
Bolivar Lugg
Irma Lumber
King Charles Lumzy
The Rev Vicesimus Lush
Rose Luster
Sethyl Lux

M

Althea Foss McBiddlewhiskers (this one’s got to win a prize of some kind!)
Lesterine McCurine
Ophelia McFashion
Lun-Ye McGee
Perpetua McGurk
Projectus Machebeuf
River Rue Mack
Esterline McKnuckles
The Barons MacPhunn
Sterline B McSwine
Marcellous McZeal
Cleaveland Maiden
King Mama
Kissia Mammon (Kissia Pappon?)
Marilyn Joy Mankiller
Channing Manning
America Mantilla
Duel Maroon
Marvin Masoncup
Euthemia Matsoukas
Pea P Matuu
Bugzester Maxim
Nita Maytubby
Gun-Britt Mbuthia
Hearty Meal
Gerald Measels
Maryland R Midgett
Fuller Milsaps
Heavenfeather Miller
Solomon Mines
Sedonia Minneweather
Asia Minor
Serious Misconduct
Marold F Mishmash
Berneal Misplay
Luch V Moga
Pung Elba Molina
Lee Fat Mon
Beveridge Moose
Elteaser Mormon
Mrs Feddo Mos
Otis Pebbles Motley
Marty Mouse
Skidmore Mousey
Emma Mutton
Oscar Muck (I told you to never bring that muck in here)
Otis Muckenfuss
Mrs Eredon Muckle
Madonna Mudd
S D Muggleworth
Rains Munday
W S Mushrush
Oral Musick
Melody Musika

N

Voltaire Nails
Spurgeon Nanney
Ona Nation
Mabel Nebel
Vera Necessary
Esker New
Olney W Nicewonger
Thela Idyl Nipper
Farke Nitzberg
Ney Nun Nix
Harmless Noland
Naynie Notion
Veto Noto
Dovie Lou Nuckles
Nall Nuckolls
Belle Nuddle
J Lunchmet Nudy
Thomas J Numnum
Osco Nunnery
Clovis Nutt
Minzo Nutt

O

Cecil O’Dear
Cleteel Odom
Dewey Odor
William Off
Flora Offel
Venus Officer
Cort R Oi (come on - say it 3 times fast)
Olga Ooglaoga
J J Oladipupo
Ethel Oink
Pun On
Lovene Onutz
Marvin Oonk
Atilla Orhun
Ephraim Very Ott
Lester Ouchmoody
Orphia Outhouse
Ocal O Overpeck
Esther Oyster

P

Monique Pancake
Corney Papp
Ovid F Parody
Crouch parrott
Goldus M Parsley
John T Parsnip
Sip T Passwater (that happens when you sip tea)
Horace Pea
Blondina pee
Marshall Peace
Mrs Uncas Peacock
Luda Peeler
Reveille Peepless
Groucher Peet
Romy Pellemounter
Loveless Pelt
Dean Pencil
Travis Penix
Tristram Tupper Penn
Berry Perry
Per Person
Heavenly Peterson
Flem D Pettyjohn
Farce Pickle
Madge Pickup
Temple Pie
Silver W Pigg
Thomas Strangeways Pigg
Primace Piggie
McCoy Pighee
Burris A Pigman
Boise A Pillow
Bertha Pimpell
Marinka Pinka (Oh how could they call their child that!)
Grace Pinkapank
Postal Pinkston
Nay Pinnegar
Flodene Pippert
Goldie Pisk
Marily Schmitt Plankers
Wayland Plaster
Fanny Plenty
Vallie Plog
Lamoine Plopper
Nelson Pluff
Petway K Plunk
Rollo G Plunk
Adm the Hon Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, Knight Commander of the Bath
Noble Pluntz
Esse Poke
Evangelist Polite
Zeal Pong
Flikker Poot
Minerva Porch
Gardiner L Porcupile
Amarindo Portfolio
Pansy Potts
Craspius Pounders
Merline Prance
Lisoon Prertty
Oral Prffitt
Creola Pribble
Fairest Price
Laura Adelaide Van Winkle Prigg
Rome Privet
Blanche Pubis (ooooh no! that's ghastly)
Clotilde Puffe
Noble Puffer
Elmer Puffpuff
Desire Pugh
Curt Puke (Hope he's not a chef)
Slipp Punches
Fawntreba Pyrtle

Q

Loyce Quattlebaum

R

Peter J J Rabbitt
Les Rainey
Neva Rains
Brite Rash
John Q Raspberry
Hillious Rather
William Plain Reason
Clay Reddish
Cub M Riddle
Viva Riffle
Spaulding Ringo
Cato Roach
Tahiti Robaire
Plymouth Rock
Burger Rocket
Melon Roof
Silver Roofer
Charlotte Roos (say this one 3 times fast)
Maudlin Rose
Rulax Rowe
Roy L Royalty
Rivers Rush
Freelove Rust

S

Goldie Sacharin
Mrs Wood Sapp
Quenel Saucier
Loveless Savage
Aurelian N Schexnayder
Twila Schkithance
Fermine Schlag
Sylvester Schnoring
Doplhin Schrum
Excell Henry Schwinegruber
Goolsby Scroggins
Ocean Scupeen
Schruble Seeds
Quintes E Self
Delta Seupersad
Miss Canola Shaddix
Starlight Cauliflower Shaw
Obediah Shegog
Ona Shopbell (where else?)
Miss Mopsie Shott
Geneva Shrapnel
Ottan Skidstart
Marriable F Skipper
Creed Skull
Norval Sleed
Armella Smerge
Okla Homer Smith
Murthy D Sn
Alvin Snake
Elmore Snapp-Trappe
Berline Snipes
Nettie Faye Snoddy
Uzell Snook
Ideal Snow
Leo Snozzie
Wilfred Snoozy
Alfred Snurpus (that's the sound I make when I snore)
Mee T SooHoo
Mrs Gum Southard
William Shake Spear
Ace Speed
Ora Speegle
Ant Spino
Joop Spit
Denys Spittle
Odessa Spore
Odolfus Stamps
Ignas Stankus
Oystein Stole
Rollin Stone
Champ Stonebreaker
Stella Stoops
Phoney Stout
Pepper Strain
Ruby Strawberry
Tyress Stubbs
Mowyer C Stump
Exzera Suggs
Loving Suggs
Leo Tard Sullivan
August Sunday
Rebecca Sunnybrook
Michael Superman
Rodney Surprise
Birthday Day Suter
Clara Belle Sweat
Perley Swett
Tyco W Swick
Daily Swindle
Maida Swindle

T

Zennus Tabbutt
Richard in Tang III
Rum Tapp
Craven Tart
Alf E Tarwater
Ann Teak
Johnson Teehee
VD Teet
Joe Terror
Irutha Fann Tew
Barbara Threefoot
Marvin Threewits (I guess it's better than being a half)
Ends T Throop
Terrence Tickle
Fonzo Tidwell
Birdie Tinkle
Taffird J Tinnius
Cosmo Tisbo
Otto Tittlefitz
Eloise Tittlekitty
Hiram Toadflax
Goodsel Toadvine
Ivory Tookas
Olive Toothaker
Huba Z Topai
Oddie Tribune
Uldene Trickett
Korner Tinklet
Advance Triplett
Farrah Trostle
Loyal Trout
Elton Truss
Saving Tucker (in case you get hungry)
Albirdia Tuggle
Nausica Tumbleson
Guvis Tumblin
Helen Tummy
Holland Tunnell
Zealious Tunstle
Georgiana Turnipseed
Randy Turtle
King Tutt
Cooper J Twaddle
Hogjaw Twaddle
Trina Twaddle-Montmayer
Sherman Tweet
Montgomery Ward Two Bellies

U

Wyoma Ubelhor
Finely S Uber
Ida Ubogy
Meba Ulch
Rufous Ullage
Dorothy Unnewehr
Boobpha Upthumpa (Feel the beat now)
Mrs Epsa Uren
Belle Utt
Erla Utter
Chippe Uy
Union Uzzle

V

Coy Valentine
Kong Vang
Marian Karian Varian
Mrs Ovie Veale
Beedie Venable
Icy Vermillion

W

Rot C Wack
Dolly Waffle
Mayblossom Wall
Woollen Hands Walshe
Doodle Dangle Wang (*blush* )
Walter Wart
Leonard Waxdeck
Anthropomorphic Westphal
Irwin Wetnight
Hannah Whisker
Percy A Whynott
Brudder Widdo
Dimple T Wiggins
Weary Willie
Kimberley Wimberley
Minus Wingo
Gwendolyne Winklepleck
Crit Wolf
Herbert Wolfeschlaegelsteinhausenbergerhaufstedt
Bunyan Snipes Womble
Wendall Womble
Ting Wong
Wing Wong
Cozy Lee Woolfolk
Ursula Woop
Clifteen Wooters
Knud Word
A Toxin Worm
Leander Worm
Serepta Worms
Peregrine Worsthorne
Onufry Woyak
Biddy Wrinkle
Gayla Wurl
Batt Wyche

Y

Anastasia Yabanobolous
McDonald Yawn
Joseph K Ah Yet
Duck Yoo
Xavier Yopp
Wickiup Yurt (sounds like a line out of a really bad country song)
Otie Yutz

Z

Tosca Zerk
Vera Zero
Opal Lively Zickafoose (how poetic)
Jot Zed Zillion
Minnie Zips
Trougout Zumm

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This information was gleaned from the Book "What's in a Name" by Paul Dickson.

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