as you may, or may not, already know, i tend to be a bit on the ditzy side. sometimes it can be quite humourous. here are some of those instances where i (or someone around me) has said or done something ridiculously stupid.
DEMA (at the talent show): Hey amanda, how cool do you think we could be if we could sit on our butts and spin?
AMANDA (at the hotel in toronto): I really feel that standing on this escalator on one foot would be an excellent idea.
AMANDA: It's like this: One time, when I was little, I put a stuffed animal in the washer and it fell apart. I was tramatized, I couldn't sleep.
ANDREEA: So what did you do?
AMANDA: Well I couldn't do anything, but my parents had to find a way to put me to sleep, right?
ANDREEA: Right.
AMANDA: So they had to like, knock me out.
ANDREEA: How?
AMANDA (holding up fists): Well they kinda went TIME FOR BED! (punches the air)
ANDREEA: Really?
AMANDA: Yes, just not so drastically.
AMANDA: How many people fit in a revolving door?
RACHAEL AND TORI (in unison): ONE!!!
AMANDA: You don't say (hops in with Rachael).
While running away from these crazy drunk people in the hotel lobby, who asked Sheila, Dema, and I to come to their hotel room. (on the down escalator).
AMANDA: It's them!!
SHEILA: RUN!!!
(All three of us turn and start running up the escalator, going absolutly nowhere.)
While sitting in the hot tub at the Sheraton center...
TORI: Whoever invented hot tubs was a genius.
AMANDA: Why is that?
TORI: Well... you can fart and no one will ever know.
AMANDA: Eeew! (leaves hot tub)
while running to homeroom one fateful monday morning....
(music comes on)
ANDREEA: oh god, we're late, is this Oh Canada?
AMANDA: umm, no it's green day...
ANDREEA: oh.
AMANDA: *silence*
ALEKSA: It's like this... "whichever way the mop flops"
AMANDA: WHAT?
AMANDA: you know, whatever way the cookie crumbles?
while sitting in foods class during the announcements...
VOICE ON ANNOUNCEMENTS: are you tired of the same rap music? well then we have a show for you! come to the leamington mennonite chior this tuesday!
ANDREEA: WE SHOULD GO!
AMANDA: oh yeah, i used to be a mennonite, maybe i'll see some friends of mine
ANDREEA: are you serious?
AMANDA: no
ANDREEA: you always do this to me...
AMANDA: YOU SMACKED HIS ASS?
ANDREEA: yeah....
AMANDA: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
ANDREEA: umm..
AMANDA: HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO, LIKE, GO TO CONFESSION!!!!!!