* It is not possible to ski through a revolving door
*If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
*It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.
*Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.
*To be good at something, you have to actually want to be good at it.
*The better they are to talk to in the beginning, the bigger loser they will be when you actually go out with them!
*Procrastination is actually the best way-> you don't have to do it right away, and if you wait long enough, someone wight do it for you (win win situation!).
*If a guy constantly stares at your butt, either he's a loser, or he's trying really hard to read the label on the back pocket.
*lines for a play cannot be memorized in one night, therefore you should not be in drama class the day they are due, and you'll get an extra day
*friend's brother's are not good boyfriends!