Did you fall down the ugly tree? And hit every branch on your way down?
Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
If your gonna have 2 faces...make sure you wear the nice one in public.
My boyfriend kisses better than yours
Im 32% Hottie, 15% naudy, 28% fine, 23% that i bet ya wanna be mine and 2% innocent...It all equals up to what your man wants
Cursing solves all problems
Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseats cause kids.
Live every dai as if your ass is on fire
What if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Im like a resses peanut butter cup...theres no rong way to eat me
Id be a prep if my head could fit that far up my ass
If you treat a girl like a dog...she might pee on ya
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer
I havent found Mr. Right yet..but I've found...Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy and Mr. Wrong
One day your prince will come..mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Life is short...If you dont look around every once in a while you might miss it!
It takes rain and sunshinc to make a rainbow
Im not a lie or illusion im tha princess so whats the confusion?
Worry more about your character than your reputation...your character is who you are and your reputation is what people think of you.
If you luv someone put their name in a circle not a heart...Hearts can be broken but circles go on forever.
