Hey all Madcar here. Ever wonder what would happen if the gundam guys go to a Mexican restaurant? Well let’s find out!
One dark and not so stormy Tuesday the gundam guys were lounging around the house. They hadn’t eaten in 8 hours on the account of Duo raiding the pantry.
{Duo} I’m hungry.
{Kyle} Shut up Duo. You ate everything!
{Duo} I was hungry is that so wrong?
{Heero} When you’re a hippo maybe. So YES!!!
Trowa was reading a book but turned at the remark.
{Trowa} He has a point Duo.
{Quatra walking into the room} Yeah so what do we do for food?
{Jared on the couch} We could go out.
{Wufei from upstairs} Ahh hell no. I remember the last time we brought Duo to a restaurant.
~ Flash back~~
Duo is mauling a waiter at a sonny’s
{Waiter} I know I know I have the food no got fido!
{Duo} I’m not fido so I don’t have to listen!
Kyle walked over grabbed Duo and tossed him into the cash register.
{Duo} Ow…. That hurt Kyle…
{Kyle} Good. Here something for the mess.
Kyle gave the cashier 20.00s more than the bill.
~End of flash back~
{Heero smiling} That was fun.
{Kyle} So what do we do?
{Wufei} Hey how bought Mexican?
{Duo} Oh yeah Mexican!
{Trowa} Heck no! Duo will run rampant!
{Duo} Will not!
{Trowa} Will too!
{Duo} Will NOT!
{A burrito on the TV.} Will Too!!
{Jared} Ok what the hell is a taco bell commercial doing on?!?
{Quatra} Oh sorry.
Every one looked at him.
{Kyle} ok… well lets go…
They all went out to the garage and got into the S.U.V.
{Duo} I want a car of my own.
{All} And we want you to die but not in the cards is it?
{Quatre confused} What kind cards?
{Kyle sarcastically} Magic cards.
{Duo} what do the cards do?
{Kyle} Shut up Duo….
Duo got to the drivers seat however.
{Duo} Ok let’s go.
{All} Epp.
The engine roared. Duo without opening the garage door flew out of the driveway smashing the door.
{Kyle} Duo slow down you s.o.b.!
{Duo} Canyonaro!
Duo hit five squires on the way to the restaurant.
{Kyle getting out of the car} Ok Duo you pay for damage.
{Duo} Aw…
{Jared} Shut up Duo.
They went in to see a strange sight. It turned out to be an anime restaurant. From D.b.z. Ghoan Goko, From Tenchi muyo Tenchi, From outlaw star Jene Starwind, From Cowboy Bebop Spike Jet Ed and Faye, From Armitage 3, Armitage and Ross.
{All the GW boys} What hell?
They all walked to an unapplied table. At this time Relena walked in. {if she could only stay away….} the waiter took one look at her and ran of screaming.
{Waiter} LA chupacabra! LA chupacabra! LA chupacabra!
{Kyle} Herro…. Your friend is a goatsucker?
All of the people in the place laughed. Ghoan Goko Tenchi Jene Spike Jet came over and sat next to the gundam guys. They exchanged greetings and then got into conversations.
{Duo to Spike} Hey who’s the chick?
Duo pointes at armitage.
{Kyle grinning} Duo we made an agreement. Don’t hit on a person for one hour and you keep your Internet access.
{Duo} I know I know.
But that didn’t stop Duo he went over to her and introduced himself like Jon Arbucule from Garfield.
{Herro laughing} Wow didn’t even stay to pay.
{Wufei} What an idiot.
Duo walked over with a black eye.
{Kyle looking up from the menu} Ok that’s 5 days no Internet.
{Duo} Damn I almost had had her.
{Jared} And if you did get to her what would you have done?
Duo looked down and went red.
{All} Oh my god… …
{Kyle closing the menu} Well that’s all for me fans.
Kyle walked out the door and went to the Italian eatery next door.
{Kyle to a waiter} Hey Leo.
The waiter turned and waved. Jared and Herro came in as well.
{Kyle} What are you guys doing here?
{Herro} Must we say bro?
{Kyle} Hmmmmm Guess not.
At about this time back next door.
{Wufei to a waiter} Give me number 34 you filthy baka.
{Duo quickly pointing at Wufei} It’s chewbaka!
{Wufei} Why you little!
Wufei began to strangle Duo only to find 5 other people doing the same.
{Wufei} What the…
{Goko} Let us help.
{Faye} Yeah lets mutilate!
{Ghoan} Die!
{Jene} He will die……
{Armitage after coming back in} Die dumbass!
{Quatra} Who the?
{Trowa} Don’t ask me…
{Quatra} That’s the most you’ve said today.
{Trowa} Don’t get use to it..
{Duo between gages} Call the press and maybe the pull to!
{Kyle running in} Don’t use my slogans baka…. It’s bad for the readers.
{Duo} So?
{Kyle} Move over Goko let me help!
After about five minuets a person namely Trowa hit Quatra with a bean burrito.
{Quatra} I’m blinded!
This caused a chain reaction of food tossing.
{Duo} Food fight!
Duo hit Goko in the face with 2 hot quaysideas. Goko powered up for an energy bass. He shot it only to have it the kitchen. Mexican dishes of ever kind bolted out of the now destroyed kitchen. At this time Jared and Herro came in to tell Kyle that the pizza is ready only to be hit with around 15 burritos.
{Jared} What the?
Kyle Jared and Herro went back to the Italian eatery and came back with a large salad. They dumped it on Duo. After they paid the bill they exited the restaurant and went back to the house. Kyle opened the door and the lot saw Relena there. She was eating popcorn.
{Kyle sleepily} What the hell are you doing in my house onna?
{Relena} So how was it?
{Herro} How was it?!? HOW WAS IT?!?
{Relena} So?…..
{Kyle} Next time we go to a pizzeria.
The End.