Note I have nothing to do with Gundam Wing. I just like writing this stuff.
It is the year A.c. 199. All the gundam pilots are having a new years party. Unforcienitly for Quatra he is having it at one of his mansions. He lost to Kyle in a game of poker and he has invited all of the pilots to his house. This should be interesting.
At this point it is 10:00 pm. Quatra Herro Kyle and Jared are the only people there as of now. Kyle is surfing the net, Jared is waching T.V. Herro is setting up a trap for Duo and Quatra is looking at the clock every 5 seconds to see if it is time to start the party.
{Herro} At last it’s finished!
{Kyle casually} What might that be?
{Herro} A better Duo trap.
{Jared not looking up from the T.V. guide.} What does it do?
{Herro} Well When Duo comes in he will fall flat on his face and go through the floor.
{Kyle} sounds interesting.
{Herro} It will be.
{Quatra} Can I have a say in this?
{All} No!!!!!!!! You watch the time.
Duo’s car pulls up into the drive way.
{Duo very loudly} Happy new yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo falls flat on his face and then into a small cake.
{Quatra} Where the heck did that cake come from?
{Kyle} It’s his most hatred flavor… Vanilla.
{Duo} Vanilla?!? How did this?
{Kyle} It was a ghost.
{Duo} Where protect me!
At about this time Trowa comes up to the door and opens it.
Duo turns around.
{Duo sighing in relief} That’s not a ghost it’s Trowa. Unless……….
Duo flicked Trowa to where a kindergartner would laugh. Trowa shocked him in the jaw.
{Duo} It’s Trowa all right.
{Kyle turning off a timer} Wow 5 minutes and Duo all ready has been hurt twice! A new record.
{Duo} Yeah a new one.
{Jared} So Duo what are you going to promise to not do this year?
{Duo} I will not be an idiot.
{Herro and Trowa almost amused} That will happen.
{Quatra changing the subject} Were is Wufei?
{Duo} Oh he went to the store.
{Herro} What would Wufei be doing at a store?
{Duo} Rice……
* * *
At the store.
{Wufei} Now let see….. California rice, Japanese rice…. Ah…. Good old Florida rice…..
Wufei picks up a pack of rice and puts it into a basket. Note I don’t know rice. At about this time the freezer section of the store erupts into an electrical fire.
{Wufei} Ahhhhh No not the rice!
Wufei runs over and gabbed as many boxes as possible.
{Store worker} Thief!!!
{Wufei} No the rice save the rice!
Wufei is through into the parking lot with 5 boxes of rice.
{Store worker to friend} Wow that was a close one.
At this point the store explodes into flame.
{Person burning} Nothing to see here lets move along.
* * *
{Kyle} I wonder what kind of rice Wufei will bring this time.
As Kyle said this Wufei burst into the house.
{Wufei} Help the rice is burning!
{Kyle} Oh so that’s what I heard.
{Wufei} The entire store is burning but we must save the rice.
{Kyle} Wufei we have 4 boxes of rice here.
{Wufei} We do?
{Herro} Yeah we figured you’d want rice.
{Wufei} Oh well then screw the store.
Wufei sat on the couch and began to read a book.
{Quatra} Ok guys its time to start the party.
In the blink of and eye Wufei put in the DVD space balls. Trowa and Herro cooked mozzarella sticks Duo tripped five times over a stuffed animal and then tossed it out a window only to be hit with it again. Kyle and Jared cut up paper for confetti.
{Quatra} Wow……
{Jared} So what do we do? We have all ready embarrassed Duo…
{Quatra} Hmmm we can always do it again.
{Duo} Hey!
{Quatra} Oh shut up Duo…
{Wufei} Quatra! You said a curse word. Your not a sissy after all..
{Quatra} Oh my gosh… bad mouth bad mouth…
Quatra try’s to tape his mouth shut.
{Kyle sighing} Quatra you would’ve not know a bad word if it came up a sat on your head.
{Quatra almost angry} What does that mean?
{Kyle} You are just here so girl’s will watch gundam wing and read fan fics.
{Quatra} What the hell does that mean you s.o.b.???
Kyle looked up at him unfounded, then angry. He took out his Uzi.
{Kyle} Another word like that and this house will be a blood bath.
{Quatra} Try me..
{Kyle grins evily} Ok let’s rumba.
Kyle fires off the Uzi into the door.
{Quatra} I didn’t mean it Kyle slow down.
Kyle smirks and sits down after putting the Uzi back into his trench coat.
{Trowa} Your family has quite the arsenal.
{Herro} Yeah we are all assassins you know.
{Kyle} You were the assassin Herro I was the mercenary.
{Jared} And I was just a hit man don’t get the thing screwed up.
{Herro} What ever.
{Duo} Trowa why did you talk?
{Trowa} What the heck does that mean?
{Duo} You have no speaking ability do you Trowa?
{Kyle} He is almost serious. This is uncanny.
After about five minutes of arguing Trowa and Duo get into a fight. Pure and simple. It was quite interesting to watch. It looked like a fight between two male cats.
{Wufei} Cat fight.
The fight like it had a mind came on to Wufei getting him into the action.
{Wufei} Get away from me baka’s.
{Trowa} Shut up Wufei.
{Kyle} This is very uncanny.
This fight progressed until Herro shot off his gun.
{Herro} Shut up the lot of you.
{Wufei} It’s not my fault.
{Duo} Yeah it was Wu-man
{Wufei} Don’t call me that idiot.
{Trowa} It does sound a little stupid Duo.
{Duo} Quite To-boy
{Trowa} What the heck do you mean?
{Duo} My name for you…..
Trowa began to strangle Duo.
{Duo between gags} Stop….gag…..Trowa
{Trowa} Why should I?
{Jared} We would have no comic relief
{Trowa} Oh….. Ok.
Trowa relaxed his grip and sat down.
{Kyle} To- boy… To-boy isn’t that a breakfast cereal or something?
{Quatra} I have an idea. We can sing new years songs to people for money.
{All} Heck no. Besides it’s not Christmas.
{Quatra on the verge of tires} But… I want to go caroling… Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
{All} Oh ok Quatra.
They all got dressed and went outside. They got to the first house. Kyle knocked on the door. A 32-year-old women opened the door.
{Duo} Happy new yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………………..
Duo was in such a rush to be first to the door that he tripped and fell flat on his face. Kyle walked by.
{Kyle patting Duo’s head} That will do dumb ass that will do.
The women slammed the door before they could start.
{Wufei} Hey you need to give us our 3.95 for our torture of Duo.
They went to the next house.
{Quatra singing} Hey every one I want to sing to you. We wish you a marry Christmas we wish you a marry Christmas and a happy new year.
{Kyle Herro and Jared braking in} It’s Christmas at ground zero… there’s music in the air…. The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing while the air raid sirens blear. It’s Christmas at ground zero the button has been pressed the radio just let us know that this is not a test.
{Trowa Duo and Wufei} Every where the atom bombs are dropping… it’s the end of all humanity… no more time for last minute shopping it’s time it’s time to face our final destine. Oh its Christmas at ground zero there’s panic in the crowds we can doge debris while we trim the tree underneath the mushroom cloud.
{Kyle Herro and Jared} You might here some rain deer on your ruff top or Jack Frost on your windowsill but if someone’s climbing down your chimney you better load your gun and shot to kill. {Clapping} It’s Christmas at ground zero just seconds left to go we’ll duck and cover with our yuletide lover underneath the mistletoe. {All} It’s Christmas at ground zero now the missiles are on their way what a crazy fluke were are going to nuked on this jolly holiday. What a crazy fluke were are going to nuked on this jolly holiday.
{Quatra}……………..
{The person they were singing to} Thank you. Here’s 120.00 bucks enjoy!
{All except Quart} Yes!!
{Quatra} Where did you learn that?
{Herro} Me Kyle and Jared liked that song when we were kids.
{Quatra scratching his head} uh… huh…. So who getts the money?
{Kyle} Every one who sang. You don’t get anything because your rich Quatra.
{Quatra} Oh ok.
They went to the next house.
{Quatra before they open the door} Ok no more out bursts.
{All innocently} What?
The door opened.
{Quatra} Joy to the world……
Before he could finish Kyle Jared Herro and Duo but in.
{ Kyle Jared Herro and Duo} Wreck the malls this Christmas season fa la la la la la la .
Blow your cash for no good reason fa la la la la la la push your charge card to the limit fa la la la la la la your check book now has nothing in it fa la la la la la la. Wreck the malls with our friend Duo fa la la la la la la drive to k mart on his scoter fa la la la la la la tamper with their music system fa la la la la la la trade something for twisted sister fa la la la la la la Wreck the pet store do some damage fa la la la la la la send the beagles on a rampage fa la la la la la la acting in an uncouth manner fa la la la la la la do what we do and kill a Santa fa la la la la la.
{Person} Nice song here’s 200.00
{Kyle} Thanks.
{Quatra dumbfounded} Sing a violent song and get 200.00….. and all this time I’ve been doing it the hard way.
{Wufei} You don’t need 200.00s Quatra. Your rice you dolt.
{Quatra remembering his millions} Oh yeah…..
{Kyle} Then shut up and let us make money.
{Quatra} Ok ok.. I will let you make money.
1 hours 4 houses and 500.00 later.
{Kyle proudly} Ok that’s… 820.00s. Cool.
{Herro} And now to spend!
They all went to a mall.
{Wufei trying to contain himself} Ok let’s be calm and LOOT!!!!
{All} YEAH!!!!!
They bought 500.00s worth of dvd’s cool threads, and computer parts.
Kyle spent 300.00s on stuff. By the time every thing was said and done they had only 20.00s left. Duo had disappeared with 3 grand. They left without Duo. They were back at the house.
{Kyle} I wonder what happened to Duo.
Cue Canyonaro music. Duo in a large S.U.V. burst into the left wall of the house a good 18 meters away.
{Duo singing} It’s a squirrel squashing deer smacking driving machine.
{Kyle angry} What the hell did you do to my house?!?!
Duo looked back at the wall.
{Duo} What?
{Kyle } So the fact that you destroyed my left wall of MY room has no mattering to you?
{Duo} Oh…. Uh…. Sorry?
{Kyle} You braided son of baka!
Still seen of Kyle attacking Duo with a cheap D.V.D player.
The End.
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