Cast Would Never Say
by Lady_Aishiteru
Heero
* Does this spandex make my butt look big?
* What’s a modem?
* War sucks! I’m going to run away to Broadway!
* I hate violence! I love cute, fluffy bunnies, and Barney, and flowers, and lollies...
Duo
* I need a buzz cut in the worst way.
* Death sucks.
* ...Will you SHUT UP?
* [silence]
Trowa
* I’m going to run away and join the circus!
Heero: You’re already in the circus. Baka.
Trowa: Oh.
* (pushes his hair back) AGH! I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!
Quatre: I knew it.
Quatre
* WAR! DIE! HA HA HA HA HA!
* I hate pink.
* Damn Maguanacs! Why won’t they leave me alone!
Maguanacs: Yes, master Quatre?
Quatre: AAAAAAH!
* This was a white shirt. Until that damned Maguanac put his red cap in with the whites again.
Wufei
* I think I’ll join NOW.(National Organization for Women)
* I hate justice!
* I hate Nataku!
* I wish I was a woman.
* I want to be more like Duo.
* Boys are icky!
* Damn! I broke a nail!
* I love showtunes! The hiiiiiiiiils are aliiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuusic!
Relena
* I hate pink!
* Zechs, can I borrow your mask?
* I’M QUEEN OF THE WORLD! WORSHIP ME, MORTALS!
Duo: Uh oh, she’s gotten into the vodka again...
Wufei: Told you you should have locked the cabinet!
Heero: Baka.
Hilde
* And another thing, Duo! That braid has GOT to go!
* Mobile suit? What’s that?
* Duo, I painted your Gundam pink
Duo: AGAIN? SHIMATTA!
* Purple! Why does my hair have to be purple?! I feel like an eggplant!
* Duo, you talk too much.
Dorothy
* I think I will wax my eyebrows.
Quatre: It’s about time.
* I’m in love with Relena!
Relena: Ew!
* Quatre, can I borrow your pink shirt?
Quatre: NO!
Catherine
* KNIVES?! AGH! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!
* Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Sally Po
* (bats her eyes) Yes, Wufei?
* INJUSTICE!
Wufei: KISAAAAAMA! That’s MY line!
* Men are our superiors!
* I just want to settle down and be a normal, demure Chinese woman!