all covered with snow,
I lost my true love,
not from courtin' too slow!
She came home on Tuesday
in the afternoon.
Caught me in her dress
and high heels too !
"What are you doing?"
Said I, "dressing en femme!"
before slammin' the door
she said "WELL, THEN ....!"
One hour later,
60 miles less near,
I just remembered
I had on the brassier !
Oh boy was she angry !
She'd called me a !@#$!
T'was then that I noticed
I never took off the slip !
I looked down at those heels,
black, shiny and nice,
But the rear view mirror
Showed those "blue flashing lights."
Yes he gave me a ticket
then to me he said,
"Your mascara is running."
What more could be said ?
To all you crossdressers,
please heed what I say,
"Keep your mind on the road
and have a nice day !"
Ramona